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SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11720377)
Do you eat puppies? .

puppy chow ?:Oh crap

Scottish Guy 01-12-2007 07:57 PM

I don't think I could but I also could never turn down 1,000,000 so I will never know :(

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 08:02 PM

its kinda like that old twilight zone sketch cept not as tough of a question..

The episode was about some hard up couple , the houswife was bored all day and one day a dude came to her door or maybe it was a note , saying there was a box a wooden box with a button , if she pressed the button , someone somewhere you didnt know would die and you would get a whack of money.. now the deal was that if you didnt press the button they wouldnt die. so you would def be the cause of it.. she had like 24 hours to decide , and i think she ended up doing it.. they left it kinda open like most of them so your supposed to think about it. i believe there was something in the end that led you to believe the person who would be killed or not was the last person who pressed the button. like they give the button to someone else , and its the last person who pressed the button who would die.. ( the button isnt actually attached to anything )

starpimps 01-12-2007 08:03 PM

10 million dollars

E$_manager 01-12-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 11718651)
I'm not looking.

:(

Don't worry, just taking, no actions. :winkwink:


I'd answere, that it is impossible.

seeric 01-12-2007 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11718940)
Good for you Phoenix. You are a hell of a guy. We are all proud of you.

well, i guess seeing how some of the people here would fuck over their mom for .25 cents, i'm sure there are a few that would kill a puppy for very little $.

:(

GrouchyAdmin 01-12-2007 08:16 PM

What would you do-ooh-ooh, for a Klondike Bar?

notabook 01-12-2007 08:33 PM

How much to kill a puppy with my bare hands? Hmmm... it would have to depend on the kind of puppy I guess. Probably about $5,000 I'd imagine for the 'average' puppy. How much to kill a kitten with my bare hands? I'll do it for free. Hell I'll pay you to let me kill it.

E$_manager 01-12-2007 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DjSap (Post 11720273)
I don't find cows cute so I don't care if someone kills them, same with ugly babies. However killing puppies is just unacceptable.

Ugly babies????? :disgust

Scottish Guy 01-12-2007 08:38 PM

I have decided if the puppy was in a bag I would be able to shoot it them from a distance of 30 metres but thats as far as I would go and I would want £25,000,000 so thats close to $50,000,000 not sure of exchange rates. Also I would have to have someone dispose of it for me I would them invest some money to helping dogs to partially rid me of my guilt and possibly consider becoming a slight alcoholic to numb out the puppy thoughts. after that get big house blah blah blah....... Eventually grow old thinking about that poor puppy!

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11719791)
How much is your soul worth? I wouldn't do it for any amount of money.

Notice he didn't ask about putting animals down at the shelter, he's talking about killing a random puppy for a strictly cash motive. I'm not the kind of guy and no amount of money is worth becoming that guy.

so is ignorance bliss ? like for example. theres dust mites in your eyebrows right now. so knowing that fact when you scratch your eyebrow your killing whole families of dust mites.. is it "unintentional" if you know what your doing but its to solve another woe ( your itchy eyebrow ) isnt that the same as killing a puppy to solve a woe ( money ) . you could certainly live without scratching your eyebrow just as you can live without a million dollars.

So is the only difference is its got a cute face or is it because its a pet ( thats a whole nother ball of wax , i.e. animal slavery )

BusterBunny 01-12-2007 08:40 PM

51.............

JaneB 01-12-2007 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11719421)
garbage bag + rocks + rubber band + lake = Dead puppy :)

You can get rid of bodies like that too. LOL

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 11722486)
You can get rid of bodies like that too. LOL

that wouldnt be very smart , plastic can tear and degrades in water ,, rocks fall out and up floats body

Fizzgig 01-12-2007 08:59 PM

No Puppy Killing!!!!!!
:(

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fizzgig (Post 11722561)
No Puppy Killing!!!!!!
:(

even if its to save a human life ?

dig420 01-12-2007 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11722467)
so is ignorance bliss ? like for example. theres dust mites in your eyebrows right now. so knowing that fact when you scratch your eyebrow your killing whole families of dust mites.. is it "unintentional" if you know what your doing but its to solve another woe ( your itchy eyebrow ) isnt that the same as killing a puppy to solve a woe ( money ) . you could certainly live without scratching your eyebrow just as you can live without a million dollars.

So is the only difference is its got a cute face or is it because its a pet ( thats a whole nother ball of wax , i.e. animal slavery )

No, the difference is a purposeful, malicious, brutal killing of an intelligent companion animal.

dig420 01-12-2007 09:10 PM

And one other thing: All you people that constantly try to say the only difference between killing one animal and killing another is in it's cuteness - you're retarded. And probably morally and ethically impaired as well. The difference between killing for sustenance and killing for pleasure is easy enough for decent people to see. The difference between killing a wild animal and an animal bred to trust you and help you is easy enough to see for decent people.

If you don't see it, you're not decent people. End of story. I suggest you take a hard look in the mirror and see what's looking back at you.

notabook 01-12-2007 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11722595)
even if its to save a human life ?

Come on damn it and change it to cats/kittens, those filthy things need to be wiped out to preserve humanity as it is :mad:

beemk 01-12-2007 09:13 PM

i could do it under the right circumstances. if a puppy was attacking a friend or family i would have no problem killing it.

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11722598)
No, the difference is a purposeful, malicious, brutal killing of an intelligent companion animal.

lol thats alot of areas.. so its about how smart something is ? if so at what smartness would the limit be for you..

Like as i explained above if your eyebrow itches , theres dustmites in your eyebrow when you scratch it your killing tons of them , whole families.. so now that you know will you never scratch your eyebrow ?

So lets move it up a bit. yes or no to a million dollars to kill the following animals.

An ant ?

A cockroach ?

A mouse ?

A rat ?

A rabbit ?

A deer ?

A slug ?

A raven ?

A seagull ?

A whale ?

An alien species ?

dig420 01-12-2007 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11722708)
lol thats alot of areas.. so its about how smart something is ? if so at what smartness would the limit be for you..

Like as i explained above if your eyebrow itches , theres dustmites in your eyebrow when you scratch it your killing tons of them , whole families.. so now that you know will you never scratch your eyebrow ?

So lets move it up a bit. yes or no to a million dollars to kill the following animals.

An ant ?

A cockroach ?

A mouse ?

A rat ?

A rabbit ?

A deer ?

A slug ?

A raven ?

A seagull ?

A whale ?

An alien species ?


Like many things about being a truly worthwhile human being, my son... if you don't know it by instinct you can't be taught. Maybe you'll turn out better in your next life.

Scottish Guy 01-12-2007 09:32 PM

If intelligence make a difference is it ok to kill down syndromes?

Viper2K1 01-12-2007 09:35 PM

i think it's fairly simple

if you would never do it and you don't even say an amount
those that did say a number, even if it was something rediculous like 5 million, they'll probably do it for 10K just like that one guy ... if only those people who asked the question would have had it CASH and waved it infront of their eyes.

People who need money, do all kinds of shit for it

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11722606)
And one other thing: All you people that constantly try to say the only difference between killing one animal and killing another is in it's cuteness - you're retarded. And probably morally and ethically impaired as well.

lol i dont think anyone says thats what its about , they just ask as i did IF that is the reason.

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11722606)
The difference between killing for sustenance and killing for pleasure is easy enough for decent people to see.

That wasn't / isnt the question.. obviously theres a difference , but hardly the point or the ethical debate..

For $1 million you could EASILY save several human lives.. these lives will not be saved without the $1 million , so if you were given the chance to kill an innocent puppy for 1 million and that would in turn save several humans , the question has nothing to do with its edibility :)



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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11722606)
The difference between killing a wild animal and an animal bred to trust you and help you is easy enough to see for decent people.

Sure it is but again that isnt the question, see above.. by killing the dog you would save human lives ..

dig420 01-12-2007 09:41 PM

You just twist shit around trying to have some kind of 'debate' about a completely idiotic subject. If you're killing a puppy to save human lives what does money have to do with it?

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11722751)
You just twist shit around trying to have some kind of 'debate' about a completely idiotic subject. If you're killing a puppy to save human lives what does money have to do with it?

heh i like to twist :)

because thats not the option your given , its a random guy on the street he has a puppy and 1 million in cash , he cant help you save anyone , nobody is directly saved.. but lets say if you dont take him up on the offer he burns the money right in front of you..

With 1 million you could DIRECTLY save people's lives.. in several methods.. one of the simplest would just be a transplant for someone in a nation who wont do it without cash , say for a kid or something.. but even something like medication for thousand of mother sin africa would save hundreds of babies that normally die..

Either way the way you spend the money is up to you. i think we can all agree 1 million could save several humans.. so thats one option.. if you dont those people will certainly die.. there are people right now even in america who could be saved if they had $$ Infact someone in particluar is "secret santa" the guy who invented it and gave away hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years and is now terminally ill and could be saved if he had cash infact less $ than he had given away

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:54 PM

so the question isnt any different im just informing you that if you say no to a million you would be denying humans life that would live if you killed the puppy

SmokeyTheBear 01-12-2007 09:56 PM

dont get me wrong i generally agree with you digi im just kind of playing devils advocate here.. in "theory" i wouldnt do it either, ( infact i dont even know if i could :) ) but realistically if some guy had 1 million CASH in front of me and it would be BURNED right there in front of me if i said no , i would think im pretty sick person because like i said i could instantly donate it to one of the above mentioned items that would DIRECTLY save lives

After Shock Media 01-12-2007 10:01 PM

I would have to say although I would not do it now for some minute amount of cash. In my youth I think $2.00 fit the bill. After all that is what my allowence was when I was required to grab a bunny, wack it in the head with a hammer, stick it onto a spike on a board stuck to a tree, and then skin it. Then again I had to do about five to ten bunnies a week, so I am inflating the figure due to inflation and that puppies are slightly different than bunnies.

notabook 01-12-2007 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11722812)
I would have to say although I would not do it now for some minute amount of cash. In my youth I think $2.00 fit the bill. After all that is what my allowence was when I was required to grab a bunny, wack it in the head with a hammer, stick it onto a spike on a board stuck to a tree, and then skin it. Then again I had to do about five to ten bunnies a week, so I am inflating the figure due to inflation and that puppies are slightly different than bunnies.

That sounds just like my childhood! Except there were no bunnies, only cats. And I didn't get paid for it. :(

shekinah 01-12-2007 10:18 PM

I wouldn't dare see an innocent cute puppy get killed:(

Scottish Guy 01-12-2007 10:20 PM

People always get carried away with these hypothetical arguments lol

Odin 01-12-2007 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11718920)
bullshit..i would kill 1000 puppies for 100 million and so would everyone here

lol

So true. Most of us eat meat after all. Why? Because it tastes good and enriches our life. 100 Million dollars could sure enrich ones life also.

Odin 01-12-2007 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11722751)
You just twist shit around trying to have some kind of 'debate' about a completely idiotic subject. If you're killing a puppy to save human lives what does money have to do with it?

Really like I said above if you eat meat you can't say anything. Eating meat has NOTHING to do with necessity. Once upon a time it did, not today. You could quite easily never eat meat again and live a happy and fine life. The only reason you eat meat is because you like the taste. It's a choice.

Vitasoy 01-12-2007 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Viper2K1 (Post 11722729)
i think it's fairly simple

if you would never do it and you don't even say an amount
those that did say a number, even if it was something rediculous like 5 million, they'll probably do it for 10K just like that one guy ... if only those people who asked the question would have had it CASH and waved it infront of their eyes.

People who need money, do all kinds of shit for it

Quote for the truth.. sad but true

dig420 01-12-2007 11:57 PM

All the money in the world isn't going to help you if you hate yourself. If I killed puppies for money I would hate myself. Therefore I would not do it.

You guys man, you think money is some kind of end all be all. I'm pretty much rich ok? Seriously. I'm not any happier than I was when I was poor, I'm just depressed in a more luxurious surrounding and I drive a better car. Money is only ONE of MANY things that make up a happy life, and it's not even the most important thing. If you're willing to sell your soul for a few bucks, thinking it's a fair tradeoff, you're kidding yourself.

Rich people put guns to their forehead every day of the week, and many a poor man wakes up to breakfast with his wife, kids and his family dog singing a happy song. Moral of the story: Don't kill puppies for money. It won't help you.

SmokeyTheBear 01-13-2007 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11723526)
All the money in the world isn't going to help you if you hate yourself. If I killed puppies for money I would hate myself. Therefore I would not do it.

You guys man, you think money is some kind of end all be all. I'm pretty much rich ok? Seriously. I'm not any happier than I was when I was poor, I'm just depressed in a more luxurious surrounding and I drive a better car. Money is only ONE of MANY things that make up a happy life, and it's not even the most important thing. If you're willing to sell your soul for a few bucks, thinking it's a fair tradeoff, you're kidding yourself.

Rich people put guns to their forehead every day of the week, and many a poor man wakes up to breakfast with his wife, kids and his family dog singing a happy song. Moral of the story: Don't kill puppies for money. It won't help you.

did you even read anything i posted ? nobody ends up with money , the million goes to save other people ( or whatever you want really ), nobody answered they would do it for only a million beause then they would be happy forever..

Moral of the story : digi would let children die because he is scared to kill a puppy :winkwink: :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 01-13-2007 12:05 AM

i would think my soul would be alot more clean knowing i saved a dozen children from certain death but killed a puppy than someone who refused to kill a puppy and let a dozen children die..

dig420 01-13-2007 12:19 AM

yeah, and if you get out right now and patch up all the cracks in the sidewalk right now you might save a kid from tripping and breaking his neck. So why aren't you out patching the sidewalk?

There are plenty of things you could be out doing to 'save the children' besides killing puppies. So go get busy.


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