I feel bad because im a White American Male - GoFuckYourself.com

g33k · 07-26-2002, 08:34 PM

I feel bad for mexicans

I feel bad for American Blacks

I feel bad for latino's

I feel bad for jews

I feel bad for Palestinians

I feel bad for Native Americans

I feel bad for the rain forest

I feel bad for the starving children

I feel bad for Albanians

I feel bad for the disabled people

I feel bad for the retarded people

I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!)

And somehow i feel like its my job to make the people in the category above feel completely comfortable around me. I go out of my way to hold the door for them, to not make any offsensive comments around them.

And then i wonder why i can't remember where my fucking car keys are, or how to spell common words.

Man im at the fucking end of my rope giving people special attention, & treating people nice just cuz they don't look like me.

Am i the only one here who feels this shit?

Honestly i don't know why i feel bad for them....i just do. I feel like its my job to feel bad for them, and to go out of my way to be nice to them. Have i been brainwashed?

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 08:35 PM

Shut up geek.

InsaneMidget · 07-26-2002, 08:36 PM

"I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!) "

wtf man, watch your fucking mouth!

j/k

TheApostate · 07-26-2002, 08:36 PM

I feel sorry for myself because I am a white American male and have to actually work to get the things I want and need and I can't just get a handout. Can't I just get a handout dammit?

Cheshire · 07-26-2002, 08:38 PM

I feel bad for people who spend their lives accomodating others....

and idiots who can't find their car keys

Gary · 07-26-2002, 08:44 PM

I feel sorry for me. I was born with 4 arms, 3 legs, 2 fingers, 1 testicle and half a brain. I get laughed at all the time. it sucks being me.

Shady · 07-26-2002, 08:46 PM

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Have i been brainwashed?

brainwashed?
or
were ever molested as a child by any one of these people?

12clicks · 07-26-2002, 08:47 PM

gary, what about the arrow birthmark on your ass pointing to your anus?

that's kinda hard to live down.

Gary · 07-26-2002, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
gary, what about the arrow birthmark on your ass pointing to your anus?

that's kinda hard to live down.

True, but your the only one who see's that, so its not usually a problem

Cheshire · 07-26-2002, 08:51 PM

You mean the one that glows in the dark?

i've seen it...

pr0 · 07-26-2002, 08:55 PM

I feel bad for people with ugly children. I just wouldn't take them out in public personally.

Cheshire · 07-26-2002, 08:56 PM

Our children will be adorable...
if they take after their father.

12clicks · 07-26-2002, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
I feel bad for people with ugly children. I just wouldn't take them out in public personally.

Gary lived his first 18 yrs wedged against a lawmower in the shed.

pr0 · 07-26-2002, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Our children will be adorable...
if they take after their father.

are you coming on to me?

Gary · 07-26-2002, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

Gary lived his first 18 yrs wedged against a lawmower in the shed.

Not as bad as it sounds

Cheshire · 07-26-2002, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

Gary lived his first 18 yrs wedged against a lawmower in the shed.

Aaaaaaaahahaha!!!
OMG I almost choked on the chicken I was eating!

Hmmm, I almost choked my chicken....

...and prO, how can we make pretty babies if I don't make a move?

Sly_RJ · 07-26-2002, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
I feel bad for people with ugly children. I just wouldn't take them out in public personally.

Self pity is something you really need to get over man.

pr0 · 07-26-2002, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Self pity is something you really need to get over man.

I pity no one. Actually......i take that back

I PITY THE FOO!!!

Bobo · 07-26-2002, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by g33k
I feel bad for mexicans

I feel bad for American Blacks

I feel bad for latino's

I feel bad for jews

I feel bad for Palestinians

I feel bad for Native Americans

I feel bad for the rain forest

I feel bad for the starving children

I feel bad for Albanians

I feel bad for the disabled people

I feel bad for the retarded people

I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!)

You missed one very large group.... "I feel bad for women (white women too)"

Life sounds rough for you. You just have to feel bad for all of these people. Imagine actually having to BE one of them. Ugh

Cheshire · 07-26-2002, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
I pity no one. Actually......i take that back

I PITY THE FOO!!!

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Libertine · 07-27-2002, 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by g33k
I feel bad for the retarded people

Self pity is for losers.

ldinternet · 07-27-2002, 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by pr0

hahahahahahaha!

shit, i love the jewelry.

07-26-2002, 08:34 PM	#1
g33k Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 175	I feel bad because im a White American Male I feel bad for mexicans I feel bad for American Blacks I feel bad for latino's I feel bad for jews I feel bad for Palestinians I feel bad for Native Americans I feel bad for the rain forest I feel bad for the starving children I feel bad for Albanians I feel bad for the disabled people I feel bad for the retarded people I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!) And somehow i feel like its my job to make the people in the category above feel completely comfortable around me. I go out of my way to hold the door for them, to not make any offsensive comments around them. And then i wonder why i can't remember where my fucking car keys are, or how to spell common words. Man im at the fucking end of my rope giving people special attention, & treating people nice just cuz they don't look like me. Am i the only one here who feels this shit? Honestly i don't know why i feel bad for them....i just do. I feel like its my job to feel bad for them, and to go out of my way to be nice to them. Have i been brainwashed?

07-26-2002, 08:44 PM	#6
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I feel sorry for me. I was born with 4 arms, 3 legs, 2 fingers, 1 testicle and half a brain. I get laughed at all the time. it sucks being me. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

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07-26-2002, 08:55 PM	#11
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07-26-2002, 08:35 PM	#2
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Shut up geek.

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InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	"I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!) " wtf man, watch your fucking mouth! j/k

07-26-2002, 08:36 PM	#4
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	I feel sorry for myself because I am a white American male and have to actually work to get the things I want and need and I can't just get a handout. Can't I just get a handout dammit?

07-26-2002, 08:38 PM	#5
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I feel bad for people who spend their lives accomodating others.... and idiots who can't find their car keys

07-26-2002, 08:56 PM	#12
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Our children will be adorable... if they take after their father. __________________ just a little bit naughty