I feel bad because im a White American Male
 

I feel bad for mexicans

I feel bad for American Blacks

I feel bad for latino's

I feel bad for jews

I feel bad for Palestinians

I feel bad for Native Americans

I feel bad for the rain forest

I feel bad for the starving children

I feel bad for Albanians

I feel bad for the disabled people

I feel bad for the retarded people

I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!)

And somehow i feel like its my job to make the people in the category above feel completely comfortable around me. I go out of my way to hold the door for them, to not make any offsensive comments around them.

And then i wonder why i can't remember where my fucking car keys are, or how to spell common words.

Man im at the fucking end of my rope giving people special attention, & treating people nice just cuz they don't look like me.

Am i the only one here who feels this shit?

Honestly i don't know why i feel bad for them....i just do. I feel like its my job to feel bad for them, and to go out of my way to be nice to them. Have i been brainwashed?

Shut up geek.

"I feel bad for little people (can't say midgets! GOD FORBID!) "


wtf man, watch your fucking mouth!




j/k




:321GFY

I feel sorry for myself because I am a white American male and have to actually work to get the things I want and need and I can't just get a handout. Can't I just get a handout dammit?

I feel bad for people who spend their lives accomodating others....


and idiots who can't find their car keys
:winkwink:

I feel sorry for me. I was born with 4 arms, 3 legs, 2 fingers, 1 testicle and half a brain. I get laughed at all the time. it sucks being me.

brainwashed?
or
were ever molested as a child by any one of these people?

gary, what about the arrow birthmark on your ass pointing to your anus?

that's kinda hard to live down.

True, but your the only one who see's that, so its not usually a problem

You mean the one that glows in the dark?

i've seen it...

I feel bad for people with ugly children. I just wouldn't take them out in public personally.

Our children will be adorable...
if they take after their father.
:girl

Gary lived his first 18 yrs wedged against a lawmower in the shed.

are you coming on to me? :Graucho

Not as bad as it sounds

Aaaaaaaahahaha!!!
OMG I almost choked on the chicken I was eating!

Hmmm, I almost choked my chicken....



...and prO, how can we make pretty babies if I don't make a move?

Self pity is something you really need to get over man.

I pity no one. Actually......i take that back

I PITY THE FOO!!!

http://www.pr0.net/mrt.jpg

You missed one very large group.... "I feel bad for women (white women too)"

Life sounds rough for you. You just have to feel bad for all of these people. Imagine actually having to BE one of them. Ugh

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Self pity is for losers.

hahahahahahaha!

shit, i love the jewelry. :1orglaugh