I haven't washed up in 4 months ... - GoFuckYourself.com

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 10:50 AM

... and my kitchen looks like a bomb's hit it.

Have you ever left it this long, or am I just a complete lazy fucker?

Krome · 07-24-2002, 10:53 AM

You are a lazy fucker...I have a clean up three times a week...just general stuff and once in a while a really big sort out....although my bedroom always looks like shit...

roseyrid · 07-24-2002, 10:53 AM

complete lazy fucker.

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 11:01 AM

fair enough, but I just can't begin to describe quite how much I hate washing up

You're only going to get it all dirty again. Talk about futile

jreaka · 07-24-2002, 11:02 AM

I am a lazy ass but i clean up 2-3 times a week, thank god my wife cleans on the other days.

But to answer your question YES YOU ARE A LAZY ASS!

Dildozer · 07-24-2002, 11:09 AM

I clean up a couple times a week otherwise the roommate bitches about my "being lazy" and "dirty"
What a whiny bastard

Oh i do a real nice cleanup when the girlfriend comes over.

Katie C · 07-24-2002, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins
... and my kitchen looks like a bomb's hit it.

Have you ever left it this long, or am I just a complete lazy fucker?

Yeah, my kitchen used to look that way when I lived with 2 guys.

I was always the one cleaning and doing the dishes (cause it was too gross to leave it). Then I got pissed and instead of bitching, I would clean up my stuff. Sooner or later - DISASTER!!! DISASTER!!! DISASTER!!!

PaulSweet · 07-24-2002, 11:28 AM

L A Z Y !

Dreamman010 · 07-24-2002, 11:37 AM

I only cleanup when guests are coming over

sexyclicks · 07-24-2002, 11:40 AM

Man don't bother cleaning...just throw away all this crap and buy plastic plates and forks

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 11:57 AM

Or I might just start living off takeaways

Fletch XXX · 07-24-2002, 11:58 AM

Always clean here.

hyper · 07-24-2002, 12:15 PM

you must live outside of north america

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
you must live outside of north america

What's the clue?

Gutterboy · 07-24-2002, 12:28 PM

Plastic & Paper will solve all your problems!

The only thing in my kitchen I use more than once before throwing away is my set of riedel wine glasses.

Sharky · 07-24-2002, 12:39 PM

time to hire a fucking maid!

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Plastic & Paper will solve all your problems!

The only thing in my kitchen I use more than once before throwing away is my set of riedel wine glasses.

You could be right. Just like a kid's party -- paper plates!

(with jelly and ice cream...)

UnseenWorld · 07-24-2002, 01:27 PM

I'm calling the Health Dept. What city are you in again?

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
I'm calling the Health Dept. What city are you in again?

The armpit of Britain

hyper · 07-24-2002, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

What's the clue?

your lack of personal hygiene is the clue

the average north american takes a shower at least once a day, most take 2

Beastiepoo · 07-24-2002, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

The armpit of Britain

Wow you must live down the road from us then. The answer is to get a dishwasher. Its HUGELY easier to bung the plates and cutlery in the dishwasher after you use it and flip it on when it gets full. Saves on the Fairy as well, although you need dishwasher tabs instead. Dunno how I'd survive without it now. When we move we'll have to buy one if the new house doesn't have one already.

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

your lack of personal hygiene is the clue

the average north american takes a shower at least once a day, most take 2

what do you want ... a gold star?

maybe I've got more important things to think about -- like making money...

zip · 07-24-2002, 01:50 PM

show pics of your kitchen....

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 01:55 PM

wish I could ... but ain't got no digital camera...

phogirl69 · 07-24-2002, 01:58 PM

Dude, my whole house is fucken filthy, i haven't vaccumed for months. I spilt some damn coffee a few days ago in my house and accidentally got it stuck on my shoe and now the whole bathroom is dirty too

Last time I cleaned my house was right before the cable man came over

hyper · 07-24-2002, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

what do you want ... a gold star?

maybe I've got more important things to think about -- like making money...

then hire a fucking maid with all your money your making

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

then hire a fucking maid with all your money your making

ooooh, you bitch

time of the month?

Hot Tropical Babes · 07-24-2002, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

ooooh, you bitch

time of the month?

Its not my time of the month, but I'll flat out tell you, YOU are a fucking SLOB! There is NEVER a reason for FILTH. a little clutter maybe, but your kitchen should always be clean. Period, end of sentence. adios, ect ect

Terenzo · 07-24-2002, 02:24 PM

i pay for cleaning and washing ;)

mjrools23 · 07-24-2002, 02:50 PM

buy a dishwasher

jammyjenkins · 07-24-2002, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
I'll flat out tell you, YOU are a fucking SLOB!

And proud of it! <img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/smile.gif">

Dopy · 07-24-2002, 03:04 PM

hes got to be from the north

hyper · 07-24-2002, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by jammyjenkins

And proud of it! <img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/smile.gif">

As we can tell by your announcement to the adult webmaster world

hyper · 07-26-2002, 12:19 AM

is it clean yet?
i just did my dishes from my snack and was wondering about you

hyper · 07-26-2002, 12:28 AM

i had to pay someone $5000 to set this hidden cam up in your house and this is what i got

jammyjenkins · 07-26-2002, 06:06 AM

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Originally posted by hyper
i had to pay someone $5000 to set this hidden cam up in your house and this is what i got

Sorry, it's a LOT worse than that... <img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/xyxthumbs.gif">

And to answer your other question... it's not clean <b>yet</b> (after 4 months ... I'm really not counting any more)

Perhaps this weekend though

Or perhaps not

<img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/stonedsmilie.gif">

chodadog · 07-26-2002, 06:17 AM

I clean up every day. I'm not exactly a neatness freak either.. but honestly, how hard is it to wash up the pots and pans, plates and cutlerey? 5 fuckin' minutes you dirty prick!

LAZY!!

Seaz · 07-26-2002, 10:34 AM

sick shit man

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jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	I haven't washed up in 4 months ... ... and my kitchen looks like a bomb's hit it. Have you ever left it this long, or am I just a complete lazy fucker?

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Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	You are a lazy fucker...I have a clean up three times a week...just general stuff and once in a while a really big sort out....although my bedroom always looks like shit...

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roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	complete lazy fucker.

07-24-2002, 11:01 AM	#4
jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	fair enough, but I just can't begin to describe quite how much I hate washing up You're only going to get it all dirty again. Talk about futile

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jreaka Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,096	I am a lazy ass but i clean up 2-3 times a week, thank god my wife cleans on the other days. But to answer your question YES YOU ARE A LAZY ASS!

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sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	Man don't bother cleaning...just throw away all this crap and buy plastic plates and forks

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jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	Or I might just start living off takeaways

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Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Plastic & Paper will solve all your problems! The only thing in my kitchen I use more than once before throwing away is my set of riedel wine glasses.

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jammyjenkins So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,371	wish I could ... but ain't got no digital camera...

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Dude, my whole house is fucken filthy, i haven't vaccumed for months. I spilt some damn coffee a few days ago in my house and accidentally got it stuck on my shoe and now the whole bathroom is dirty too Last time I cleaned my house was right before the cable man came over

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	is it clean yet? i just did my dishes from my snack and was wondering about you __________________

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	i had to pay someone $5000 to set this hidden cam up in your house and this is what i got __________________

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	I clean up every day. I'm not exactly a neatness freak either.. but honestly, how hard is it to wash up the pots and pans, plates and cutlerey? 5 fuckin' minutes you dirty prick! LAZY!!

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