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jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 10:50 AM

I haven't washed up in 4 months ...
 
... and my kitchen looks like a bomb's hit it.

Have you ever left it this long, or am I just a complete lazy fucker?

Krome 07-24-2002 10:53 AM

You are a lazy fucker...I have a clean up three times a week...just general stuff and once in a while a really big sort out....although my bedroom always looks like shit...

roseyrid 07-24-2002 10:53 AM

complete lazy fucker.

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 11:01 AM

fair enough, but I just can't begin to describe quite how much I hate washing up

You're only going to get it all dirty again. Talk about futile

jreaka 07-24-2002 11:02 AM

I am a lazy ass but i clean up 2-3 times a week, thank god my wife cleans on the other days.

But to answer your question YES YOU ARE A LAZY ASS!:thumbsup

Dildozer 07-24-2002 11:09 AM

I clean up a couple times a week otherwise the roommate bitches about my "being lazy" and "dirty"
What a whiny bastard

Oh i do a real nice cleanup when the girlfriend comes over.

Katie C 07-24-2002 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins
... and my kitchen looks like a bomb's hit it.

Have you ever left it this long, or am I just a complete lazy fucker?

Yeah, my kitchen used to look that way when I lived with 2 guys.

I was always the one cleaning and doing the dishes (cause it was too gross to leave it). Then I got pissed and instead of bitching, I would clean up my stuff. Sooner or later - DISASTER!!! DISASTER!!! DISASTER!!!

PaulSweet 07-24-2002 11:28 AM

L A Z Y !:eek2

Dreamman010 07-24-2002 11:37 AM

I only cleanup when guests are coming over :glugglug

sexyclicks 07-24-2002 11:40 AM

Man don't bother cleaning...just throw away all this crap and buy plastic plates and forks :thumbsup

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 11:57 AM

Or I might just start living off takeaways :winkwink:

Fletch XXX 07-24-2002 11:58 AM

Always clean here.

hyper 07-24-2002 12:15 PM

you must live outside of north america

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
you must live outside of north america
What's the clue?

Gutterboy 07-24-2002 12:28 PM

Plastic & Paper will solve all your problems!

The only thing in my kitchen I use more than once before throwing away is my set of riedel wine glasses. :thumbsup

Sharky 07-24-2002 12:39 PM

time to hire a fucking maid!

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
Plastic & Paper will solve all your problems!

The only thing in my kitchen I use more than once before throwing away is my set of riedel wine glasses. :thumbsup

You could be right. Just like a kid's party -- paper plates!

(with jelly and ice cream...)

UnseenWorld 07-24-2002 01:27 PM

I'm calling the Health Dept. What city are you in again?

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
I'm calling the Health Dept. What city are you in again?
The armpit of Britain

hyper 07-24-2002 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins


What's the clue?

your lack of personal hygiene is the clue

the average north american takes a shower at least once a day, most take 2

Beastiepoo 07-24-2002 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins


The armpit of Britain

Wow you must live down the road from us then. The answer is to get a dishwasher. Its HUGELY easier to bung the plates and cutlery in the dishwasher after you use it and flip it on when it gets full. Saves on the Fairy as well, although you need dishwasher tabs instead. Dunno how I'd survive without it now. When we move we'll have to buy one if the new house doesn't have one already.

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

your lack of personal hygiene is the clue

the average north american takes a shower at least once a day, most take 2

what do you want ... a gold star?

maybe I've got more important things to think about -- like making money...

zip 07-24-2002 01:50 PM

show pics of your kitchen....

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 01:55 PM

wish I could ... but ain't got no digital camera...

phogirl69 07-24-2002 01:58 PM

Dude, my whole house is fucken filthy, i haven't vaccumed for months. I spilt some damn coffee a few days ago in my house and accidentally got it stuck on my shoe and now the whole bathroom is dirty too :( Last time I cleaned my house was right before the cable man came over :1orglaugh

hyper 07-24-2002 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins


what do you want ... a gold star?

maybe I've got more important things to think about -- like making money...

then hire a fucking maid with all your money your making

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper


then hire a fucking maid with all your money your making

ooooh, you bitch

time of the month?

Hot Tropical Babes 07-24-2002 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins


ooooh, you bitch

time of the month?

Its not my time of the month, but I'll flat out tell you, YOU are a fucking SLOB! There is NEVER a reason for FILTH. a little clutter maybe, but your kitchen should always be clean. Period, end of sentence. adios, ect ect

Terenzo 07-24-2002 02:24 PM

i pay for cleaning and washing ;)

mjrools23 07-24-2002 02:50 PM

buy a dishwasher

jammyjenkins 07-24-2002 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
I'll flat out tell you, YOU are a fucking SLOB!
And proud of it! <img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/smile.gif">

Dopy 07-24-2002 03:04 PM

hes got to be from the north

hyper 07-24-2002 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins


And proud of it! <img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/smile.gif">

As we can tell by your announcement to the adult webmaster world

hyper 07-26-2002 12:19 AM

is it clean yet?
i just did my dishes from my snack and was wondering about you

hyper 07-26-2002 12:28 AM

i had to pay someone $5000 to set this hidden cam up in your house and this is what i got

http://stevegarufi.com/dishes1.jpg

jammyjenkins 07-26-2002 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
i had to pay someone $5000 to set this hidden cam up in your house and this is what i got

http://stevegarufi.com/dishes1.jpg

Sorry, it's a LOT worse than that... <img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/xyxthumbs.gif">

And to answer your other question... it's not clean <b>yet</b> (after 4 months ... I'm really not counting any more)

Perhaps this weekend though

Or perhaps not

<img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/icons/stonedsmilie.gif">

chodadog 07-26-2002 06:17 AM

I clean up every day. I'm not exactly a neatness freak either.. but honestly, how hard is it to wash up the pots and pans, plates and cutlerey? 5 fuckin' minutes you dirty prick!

LAZY!! :winkwink:

Seaz 07-26-2002 10:34 AM

sick shit man :throwup :throwup :throwup


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