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01-09-2007, 04:39 AM

Is it hard to get a job there?
That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.

theruyan · 01-09-2007, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by teh ghey

Is it hard to get a job there?
That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.

Are you an Ivy League grad in something? Where you went to school is everything at Google.

martinsc · 01-09-2007, 04:50 AM

i wanna be a DBA there and control all the databases

01-09-2007, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

i wanna be a DBA there and control all the databases

omg that'd be a dream come true. One little change and hundreds of thousands of people are visiting your site instead of someone elses.

reynold · 01-10-2007, 09:21 PM

Just go for it. Who knows.

sharp · 01-10-2007, 09:22 PM

na, it's easy as hell to get hired there....as long as you have a GED.

WiredGuy · 01-10-2007, 09:25 PM

If you make it past the first 5 interviews, you're in a pretty good place to say you can get in!
WG

pr0nto · 01-10-2007, 09:50 PM

Haha, I could only imagine the stuff I'd pull at Google if I could get away with it

"What's your PR?"
"85!!"

tony286 · 01-10-2007, 11:35 PM

I watched a show on how great they treat their people its like wow

madawgz · 01-10-2007, 11:38 PM

id like to work for them too, that'd be awesome

#1 rankings everywhere

biftek · 01-10-2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I watched a show on how great they treat their people its like wow

treat your employers right , and they'll treat the job right
scam,cheat, ripoff off your employers and they'll do the same
all about moral in the workplace , a happy worked it a productive worker
also the fact that you aren't just dealing the the average joe m, dealing with ppl that are in demand

GAMEFINEST · 01-10-2007, 11:42 PM

if u wanna work at google, you need a masters degree for them to even look at u for a good position, most schools they hire from are up there with harvard.

chowda · 01-10-2007, 11:48 PM

lets just say from what ive heard, the first interview will overwhelm 96% of y'all out there.

Skillz Unlimited · 01-10-2007, 11:53 PM

You just want to work for them because you saw the video today about the free food and the dry cleaning

Mad Man of Porn · 01-11-2007, 12:23 AM

I don't want to work for anyone.

NE0MAVEN · 01-11-2007, 12:31 AM

Google takes vital organs from their employees. This is not a joke. I worked there for 8 months and lost a kidney. DO NOT GO TO WORK FOR GOOGLE!!!

spasmo · 01-11-2007, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

if u wanna work at google, you need a masters degree for them to even look at u for a good position, most schools they hire from are up there with harvard.

Not true. If you have a good Silicon Valley pedigree and haven't pissed them off you're in the running.

Now if you're talking a senior software engineering position you are probably right. I've always been ops.

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Originally Posted by chowda

lets just say from what ive heard, the first interview will overwhelm 96% of y'all out there.

Amen to that. The average interview process for the successful candidate is just over 80 hours right now (in engineering or ops, anyway).

vvq · 01-11-2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by teh ghey

omg that'd be a dream come true. One little change and hundreds of thousands of people are visiting your site instead of someone elses.

dns poisoning works just as well.

starpimps · 01-11-2007, 12:54 AM

that would be sweet id love to work there...but with my education they would probably make me the guy who has to spider posts by hand when their crawler breaks down or somethin :S LOL!!

salesman · 01-11-2007, 04:32 AM

i have no school and cannot do anything with a computer, but i would like to work there too, maybe i could help them with cleaning the floor

Profits of Doom · 01-11-2007, 04:37 AM

Someone's gotta park all of those Toyota Prius'...

Himuro · 01-11-2007, 05:42 AM

I'd work for google and ask to be payed in shares

fris · 01-11-2007, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by teh ghey

Is it hard to get a job there?
That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.

i have a friend thats a senior enginner at google

highly skilled guy.

used to work at

corel as senior engineer
valinux as senior engineer
nortel as senior engineer

he designed the BIOS and firmware for its netwinder network computer

also wrote the first Linux in a PC BIOS and the first artificially intelligent network scanner.

plus much more, so you have an idea what they look for.

Klen · 01-11-2007, 06:06 AM

I would rather work for yahoo then google.Google sucks.

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