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teh ghey 01-09-2007 04:39 AM

I wanna work at Google
 
Is it hard to get a job there?
That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.

theruyan 01-09-2007 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11692786)
Is it hard to get a job there?
That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.

Are you an Ivy League grad in something? Where you went to school is everything at Google.

martinsc 01-09-2007 04:50 AM

i wanna be a DBA there and control all the databases :):)

teh ghey 01-09-2007 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 11692814)
i wanna be a DBA there and control all the databases :):)

omg that'd be a dream come true. One little change and hundreds of thousands of people are visiting your site instead of someone elses.

reynold 01-10-2007 09:21 PM

Just go for it. Who knows.

sharp 01-10-2007 09:22 PM

na, it's easy as hell to get hired there....as long as you have a GED.

WiredGuy 01-10-2007 09:25 PM

If you make it past the first 5 interviews, you're in a pretty good place to say you can get in!
WG

pr0nto 01-10-2007 09:50 PM

Haha, I could only imagine the stuff I'd pull at Google if I could get away with it

"What's your PR?"
"85!!"

tony286 01-10-2007 11:35 PM

I watched a show on how great they treat their people its like wow

madawgz 01-10-2007 11:38 PM

id like to work for them too, that'd be awesome

#1 rankings everywhere :)

biftek 01-10-2007 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 11707692)
I watched a show on how great they treat their people its like wow

treat your employers right , and they'll treat the job right
scam,cheat, ripoff off your employers and they'll do the same
all about moral in the workplace , a happy worked it a productive worker
also the fact that you aren't just dealing the the average joe m, dealing with ppl that are in demand

GAMEFINEST 01-10-2007 11:42 PM

if u wanna work at google, you need a masters degree for them to even look at u for a good position, most schools they hire from are up there with harvard.

chowda 01-10-2007 11:48 PM

lets just say from what ive heard, the first interview will overwhelm 96% of y'all out there.

Skillz Unlimited 01-10-2007 11:53 PM

You just want to work for them because you saw the video today about the free food and the dry cleaning :thumbsup

Mad Man of Porn 01-11-2007 12:23 AM

I don't want to work for anyone.

NE0MAVEN 01-11-2007 12:31 AM

Google takes vital organs from their employees. This is not a joke. I worked there for 8 months and lost a kidney. DO NOT GO TO WORK FOR GOOGLE!!!

spasmo 01-11-2007 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 11707722)
if u wanna work at google, you need a masters degree for them to even look at u for a good position, most schools they hire from are up there with harvard.

Not true. If you have a good Silicon Valley pedigree and haven't pissed them off you're in the running.

Now if you're talking a senior software engineering position you are probably right. I've always been ops.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chowda (Post 11707751)
lets just say from what ive heard, the first interview will overwhelm 96% of y'all out there.

Amen to that. The average interview process for the successful candidate is just over 80 hours right now (in engineering or ops, anyway).

vvq 01-11-2007 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11692954)
omg that'd be a dream come true. One little change and hundreds of thousands of people are visiting your site instead of someone elses.

dns poisoning works just as well. :winkwink:

starpimps 01-11-2007 12:54 AM

that would be sweet id love to work there...but with my education they would probably make me the guy who has to spider posts by hand when their crawler breaks down or somethin :S LOL!!

salesman 01-11-2007 04:32 AM

i have no school and cannot do anything with a computer, but i would like to work there too, maybe i could help them with cleaning the floor

Profits of Doom 01-11-2007 04:37 AM

Someone's gotta park all of those Toyota Prius'...

Himuro 01-11-2007 05:42 AM

I'd work for google and ask to be payed in shares

fris 01-11-2007 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11692786)
Is it hard to get a job there?
That'd be awesome, I could be really nice to the decision maker people and boost my rankings.

i have a friend thats a senior enginner at google

highly skilled guy.

used to work at

corel as senior engineer
valinux as senior engineer
nortel as senior engineer

he designed the BIOS and firmware for its netwinder network computer

also wrote the first Linux in a PC BIOS and the first artificially intelligent network scanner.


plus much more, so you have an idea what they look for.

Klen 01-11-2007 06:06 AM

I would rather work for yahoo then google.Google sucks.


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