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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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I have sunburn on my TESTICLES.... I went to tanning salon..
and i was naked and my testicles got burnt...
the fucker forgot to tell me they put new bulbs in... right now i have a big bowl filled with aloe vera gel and my testicles are dipped in them and being soothed please say a prayer |
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#2 |
BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,462
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wear a sock next time
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#3 |
Do Fun Shit.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: OC
Posts: 13,393
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There goes the reacharounds for a while...
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#4 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 97
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Hmmm, your first taste of non-consensual CBT. Poor thing.
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#5 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
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post pics....
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#6 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 17
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the damnedest things happen to you
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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i am rubbing it right now
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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i am in pain
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#9 |
So Fucking Banananananas
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
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that sucks. i got my ass burnt one time and it hurt to sit down for a few days because the gym replaced the bulbs... but your nuts... thats way worse!
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#10 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Margaritaville
Posts: 7,562
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You poor thing.. that sucks lol
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scotland
Posts: 6,720
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Get a girl to sooth them
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#12 |
WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
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according to the picture..it looks like your cock grew too...hope your balls feel better soon
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#13 |
Do Fun Shit.
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#14 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: I'm living in a tropical paradise -6hrs GMT (try to guess)
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Have you tried salted water ???
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#15 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 102
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You did it wrong, dude, you were supposed to have the girl rub you down first then you wouldnt have these probs.
Better luck next time
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#16 |
Tap into MOBILE!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 11,779
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use a sock around ur balls and dick ;)
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#17 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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Eat ice cream.
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#18 |
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
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I suggest you wash it with warm water and put some oil and massage it okay?
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#19 |
The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The America's
Posts: 7,821
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That sucks...I always put a black dress sock on my cock and balls
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#20 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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$10 says he rubbed one out with the aloe vera
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#21 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
Posts: 13,557
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Don't know how it feels but i bet - terrible!
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#22 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: 127.0.0.1
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i am just happy you didn't post a real pic....
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