I'll be making friends in Vegas THEN RATTING YOU TO THE COPS FOR DRUGS ETC - GoFuckYourself.com

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:00 PM

I'm gonna be in vegas and I'll be making friends. Of course, nobody will know who the fuck I am and I will RAT out every last one of you to the cops if I see any drugs or any of that shit going on. Just because I am a prick like that.

This is gonna be fun!

Malicious Biz · 01-09-2007, 01:04 PM

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 01:11 PM

Yeah. Ok.

;-)

Screaming · 01-09-2007, 01:12 PM

so post under your real name here...

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

so post under your real name here...

Right, wouldn't that just defeat the objective? My wife left me and I'm pissed off and I want payback, so Vegas is going to be my time to shine as a total and utter asshole.

Wizzo · 01-09-2007, 01:21 PM

Who's covering your shift at Wendy's while you there?

Juicy D. Links · 01-09-2007, 01:21 PM

i am getting 2 kilos shipped to myself

01-09-2007, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Damon

I'm gonna be in vegas and I'll be making friends. Of course, nobody will know who the fuck I am and I will RAT out every last one of you to the cops if I see any drugs or any of that shit going on. Just because I am a prick like that.

This is gonna be fun!

He will be the guy asking for 1/2 gram of blow. Thats how you can always tell undercovers

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Who's covering your shift at Wendy's while you there?

Hilarious stuff, you should do stand up, the originality you posses jokes-wise is unpresidented.

This just makes me more determined to fuck anyone and everyone over, so keep it up.

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chartgraves

He will be the guy asking for 1/2 gram of blow. Thats how you can always tell undercovers

Nope. That would be stupid.

High Plains Drifter · 01-09-2007, 01:34 PM

Yeah, luckily Vegas is such a crime-free and mellow city that the cops have nothing better to do then track down potential users from an anonymous tip.

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

Yeah, luckily Vegas is such a crime-free and mellow city that the cops have nothing better to do then track down potential users from an anonymous tip.

LMAO, we will see. I've had people fucked over in Vegas before. A bust is a bust.

01-09-2007, 01:37 PM

So what if it is a super hot stripper that wants to do some blow and then fuck you with 2 of her friends - You gonna rat them out?

King Adam · 01-09-2007, 01:39 PM

I only use drugs in the company of good friends and family

pr0 · 01-09-2007, 01:40 PM

All pissed off because you couldn't figure out how to push 4 sales a day?

Chump

Try that shit on me, I'm bringing 2 guys out to vegas just for the purpose of bitchs like you : )

High Plains Drifter · 01-09-2007, 01:42 PM

"Hello officer, I heard this guy called Pimpin4DaHos was threatening to smoke a marijuana cigerette some time this week."

"Where is he now? Somewhere on the strip and he's wearing gold chains and a pimp hat. Glad I could help."

mortenb · 01-09-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Damon

Right, wouldn't that just defeat the objective? My wife left me and I'm pissed off and I want payback, so Vegas is going to be my time to shine as a total and utter asshole.

Donny?

JFK · 01-09-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mortenb

Donny?

OUCH................

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

All pissed off because you couldn't figure out how to push 4 sales a day?

Chump

Try that shit on me, I'm bringing 2 guys out to vegas just for the purpose of bitchs like you : )

I couldn't give a flying fuck if you bring your two faggot friends with you. If you're doing drugs or any type of illegal behavior and I see you I am shutting you the fuck down, I don't GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HIV POSITIVE FAGGOT PARTNERS.

I live for this.

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mortenb

Donny?

Nope. Who cares who I am, the objective has been set.

Forest · 01-09-2007, 01:51 PM

how many times have we heard this before a show

sooo not original

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest

how many times have we heard this before a show

sooo not original

Really? Regardless I'm still doing it.

dynastoned · 01-09-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Damon

I couldn't give a flying fuck if you bring your two faggot friends with you. If you're doing drugs or any type of illegal behavior and I see you I am shutting you the fuck down, I don't GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HIV POSITIVE FAGGOT PARTNERS.

I live for this.

Next time don't let another man fuck your wife while you sit and watch.

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

Next time don't let another man fuck your wife while you sit and watch.

Huh?

stev0 · 01-09-2007, 02:02 PM

another fun troll

Matt Damon · 01-09-2007, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by stev0

another fun troll

No more talk. See you in Vegas bitches!

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Yeah. Ok.

;-)

I repeat.

01-09-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Damon

If you're doing drugs or any type of illegal behavior and I see you I am shutting you the fuck down,

Does this threat include Jaywalking?

reynold · 01-09-2007, 07:57 PM

Are you doing it alone, or with an accomplice?

seeric · 01-09-2007, 07:59 PM

can you take my stuff for me and sell it?

i'll cut you in.

Spunky · 01-09-2007, 08:01 PM

BoobleBob · 01-09-2007, 09:47 PM

OOC = out of control!

:costumed-

This is just an hilariously funny thread, provided, of course, that this is a put on, and you aren't really the sociopathic asshole you're pretending to be. Then it would just be sad, because, as many have stated before me, who really gives a shit about your DRAMA

and ISSUES

.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-09-2007, 10:13 PM

i thought ahead and told the local cops a terrorist was planning on making a false drug report so he could bomb a convention..

* keep some ky handy ..

GAMEFINEST · 01-09-2007, 10:13 PM

ok............

mikeyddddd · 01-09-2007, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Damon

Right, wouldn't that just defeat the objective? My wife left me and I'm pissed off and I want payback, so Vegas is going to be my time to shine as a total and utter asshole.

I don't understand why she left such a big dick.

chadknowslaw · 01-09-2007, 10:25 PM

Matt Damon: Officer! Officer! I saw some guys using drugs!
Las Vegas Finest: Where!?
Matt Damon: In that hotel over there!
Las Vegas Finest: You mean they are IN that hotel, using drugs?
Matt Damon: Yes, a whole bunch of them, up in that room! And they have hookers too!
Las Vegas Finest: How much are they selling?
Matt Damon: They aren't selling any, they are just using it.
Las Vegas Finest: So you came over here just to tell me there are some people USING drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas??
Matt Damon: Yes! Aren't you going to go arrest them?
Las Vegas Finest: Are they hurting anyone? Are there any children in the room?
Matt Damon: No, but they are using drugs! Go get them?
Las Vegas Finest: Do you have any proof of this ??
Matt Damon: Well, _I_ am telling you, isnt that proof enough??
Las Vegas Finest: Let me get this straight, you come to tell me there are people using drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas. They even have hookers in the room. They are just using drugs, not hurting anybody and no children are up there, and you want me to either break in without a warrant or try convince a judge that you are a credible witness, with nothing to back up your story?
Matt Damon: Yes! Yes! Go get them!
Las Vegas Finest: Get the fuck away from me.

tical · 01-09-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by chadknowslaw

Matt Damon: Officer! Officer! I saw some guys using drugs!
Las Vegas Finest: Where!?
Matt Damon: In that hotel over there!
Las Vegas Finest: You mean they are IN that hotel, using drugs?
Matt Damon: Yes, a whole bunch of them, up in that room! And they have hookers too!
Las Vegas Finest: How much are they selling?
Matt Damon: They aren't selling any, they are just using it.
Las Vegas Finest: So you came over here just to tell me there are some people USING drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas??
Matt Damon: Yes! Aren't you going to go arrest them?
Las Vegas Finest: Are they hurting anyone? Are there any children in the room?
Matt Damon: No, but they are using drugs! Go get them?
Las Vegas Finest: Do you have any proof of this ??
Matt Damon: Well, _I_ am telling you, isnt that proof enough??
Las Vegas Finest: Let me get this straight, you come to tell me there are people using drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas. They even have hookers in the room. They are just using drugs, not hurting anybody and no children are up there, and you want me to either break in without a warrant or try convince a judge that you are a credible witness, with nothing to back up your story?
Matt Damon: Yes! Yes! Go get them!
Las Vegas Finest: Get the fuck away from me.

that sounds about right on

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chadknowslaw

Matt Damon: Officer! Officer! I saw some guys using drugs!
Las Vegas Finest: Where!?
Matt Damon: In that hotel over there!
Las Vegas Finest: You mean they are IN that hotel, using drugs?
Matt Damon: Yes, a whole bunch of them, up in that room! And they have hookers too!
Las Vegas Finest: How much are they selling?
Matt Damon: They aren't selling any, they are just using it.
Las Vegas Finest: So you came over here just to tell me there are some people USING drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas??
Matt Damon: Yes! Aren't you going to go arrest them?
Las Vegas Finest: Are they hurting anyone? Are there any children in the room?
Matt Damon: No, but they are using drugs! Go get them?
Las Vegas Finest: Do you have any proof of this ??
Matt Damon: Well, _I_ am telling you, isnt that proof enough??
Las Vegas Finest: Let me get this straight, you come to tell me there are people using drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas. They even have hookers in the room. They are just using drugs, not hurting anybody and no children are up there, and you want me to either break in without a warrant or try convince a judge that you are a credible witness, with nothing to back up your story?
Matt Damon: Yes! Yes! Go get them!
Las Vegas Finest: Get the fuck away from me.

I fucking love you Chad !!!!!!

ALWAYS handy to have your lawyer at the same parties, or at VERY least in the same city as the conference, you are at people.

He he

I see your Matt Damon and raise you a Ben Affleck AND a Best Screenplay Academy Award.

anne · 01-09-2007, 10:48 PM

Great now surfers are comming to our conventions. Isnt it bad enough you guys are on the boards hanging out? Get a life dude!

bareskin · 01-09-2007, 10:55 PM

I got a pipe for you to suck oh typo smoke

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