Originally Posted by chadknowslaw

Matt Damon: Officer! Officer! I saw some guys using drugs!
Las Vegas Finest: Where!?
Matt Damon: In that hotel over there!
Las Vegas Finest: You mean they are IN that hotel, using drugs?
Matt Damon: Yes, a whole bunch of them, up in that room! And they have hookers too!
Las Vegas Finest: How much are they selling?
Matt Damon: They aren't selling any, they are just using it.
Las Vegas Finest: So you came over here just to tell me there are some people USING drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas??
Matt Damon: Yes! Aren't you going to go arrest them?
Las Vegas Finest: Are they hurting anyone? Are there any children in the room?
Matt Damon: No, but they are using drugs! Go get them?
Las Vegas Finest: Do you have any proof of this ??
Matt Damon: Well, _I_ am telling you, isnt that proof enough??
Las Vegas Finest: Let me get this straight, you come to tell me there are people using drugs in a hotel room in Las Vegas. They even have hookers in the room. They are just using drugs, not hurting anybody and no children are up there, and you want me to either break in without a warrant or try convince a judge that you are a credible witness, with nothing to back up your story?
Matt Damon: Yes! Yes! Go get them!
Las Vegas Finest: Get the fuck away from me.