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The dumbest girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. A true story.
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I met this drop dead beautiful chick in the Philippines. Of course I was tappin that shit silly trying to make babies, but she already had plans to go to Spain to get a job and work. She finished school for nursing, packed up and went to Spain. Lucky for her, she has an aunt that lives there, otherwise she would be FUCKED. So, I lost contact with her for a few months and finally we ended up chatting online. I'm asking her about Spain and her new job, and to my surprise this ho didn't have a job yet. DWB: So how's your new job? Filipino: I don't have one. DWB: Why not. Filipino: It's not easy you know to work here without a work permit, and I don't speak Spanish so I can not communicate. DWB: You went to Spain to work without a work permit AND you don't know how to speak Spanish? Filipino: Yes. It's very hard here. DWB: Are you fucking with me? You can't even speak Spanish and you WENT TO SPAIN to work as a nurse, with Spanish speaking people???? Filipino: Yes. But now I stay with my aunty all day and speak Tagalog with her, so I'm not learning much. I did not reply for a few minutes. Filipino: < ding > DWB: Look, I gotta go. I don't know what to say. Filipino: ok love, wish me luck! God bless. DWB: I would, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it. Filipino: What do you mean? DWB logs out. Unreal these girls. This girl gets the award for the dumbest bitch I have ever met. That's a difficult title to hold, but she sweeps it. |
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Women. We can't live with them and we can't live without 'em.
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lol, go figure...
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I'm living in spain and lots of people lives here without speaking spanish or having prober papers... All depends on where you come from. Coming to a country like Spai, but not speaking the language or having papers might be a big step up the ladder for some of these peole.
Turn it around and she is actually a brave girl taking a big chance for a better life. |
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Wow. Take a spanish class maybe?
How did she make it through nursing school being that dumb? I mean.. if your story is true, she's really D-U-M-B. Are you sure she even went to nursing school? I mean university level nursing, not "technical school" nursing. |
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If you're THERE, take a class, TRY to talk to the people. She should pick it up quick if she made an effort. She didn't think this thing through. ![]() |
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Maybe she was just trying to get away from you. ;)
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lol how did she expect to work there?
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I met a Filipina con.. She was carrying a computer programming book, trying to say she was in school for computer programming. This girl could not fight her way out of a paper bag.
I asked her what language she programs in? She said.. English! ahaha.. this was last year and the book was for Cobol lol! |
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I assume her English isn't perfect so she would need to find a class to teach from her language to Spanish. That might not be easy to do in the part of Spain she is in.
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LOL You truly fucked her brains out, DWB!
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Trying to find the dumbest woman you've ever known is like trying to find the dumbest cow in your pasture.
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funny one!
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Posers suck! I don't think she moved there to be a nurse at all, but to milk off her aunty who lives in a better country.
If she were smart, she'd try to learn the language. I would never move to another country without trying to learn some of the language. It's fucking stupid and about the only job you can get without speaking the native tongue is something really shitty. I can't believe so many people do it. |
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Mexican Americans come to United States to get an education.
They go to night school, take Spanish and get a "B" |
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i have that clip here somewhere..giving i a listen now
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how hot is hot? Pics?
![]() But seriously, that's beyond fucking retard stage. |
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damn a girl for trying to better her life and living a little instead of ending up a whore just like every other filipino girl out there.
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That makes her a better person how? |
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The dumbest girl I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. A true story
Are there any smart ones and if so where?
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how do you mooch off family? It seems like the aunt likes having her there.. the thing i don't understand is why you didn't try to get her into the "SSL" course or something.
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pics!? maybe she was hoping her looks could land her a job.
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She was not my girlfriend, I was just hitting that pussy for a little bit before I moved onto another one. Her English was great so I didn't mind chatting with her from time to time online, but jealous she's not with me... ![]() ![]() ![]() I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. |
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But yea, she was in front of the line when they were giving out looks, but holding the door for everyone else when they gave out the brains. ![]() |
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I'm surprised she can't speak basic Spanish. I thought you had to take Spanish if you went to uni in PI ?
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Jesus Christ...I couldn't say anything too
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She sounds like my type
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and that's funny...LOL
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Some people amaze me. I met a chick last summer when I was downtown at a food festival. We talk, she takes my number and calls me. We go out and on the date she tells me that she is living in a battered women's shelter. I think she must have an ugly story to tell then she proceeds to tell me that the reason is because she moved here from out of state, used up all her money to get here and moved in with a friend. The friend lives in an apartment. The apartment manager finds out she is living there and tells her she can't stay there unless she was on the rental agreement. But her credit is so bad they won't add her to the rental agreement. so now she has no money and nowhere to go. So she goes to social services, lies and tells them that she moved here to escape her boyfriend that beat her up.
So now the taxpayers are paying to house and feed her and they are getting her an apartment that she has to pay next to nothing for, food stamps, health insurance and welfare for a few months until she gets a job all because she lied. I was so pissed I just got up and left. she doesn't think ahead and plan and make sure that she has a place to stay and that everything is okay as far as standing here and now we get to pay for her mistake. |
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Shit happen
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This thread is useless without pics.
But really, damn, people moving to another country, no job, without proper documentation and without knowledge of how to speak the local language? I've never heard of such a thing. Honestly though, she is not the one at fault. It's the racist spaniards who absolutely refuse how to learn to speak tagalong. Therein lies the real issue. |
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Some people just like to take risks. That's courage.
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thats too funny
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It helps alot to learn the local language.
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haha.. woman...
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not a big deal really, you are blowing it outta proportion
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Looks like she didn't even realize what she was doing.
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sad for her...
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