DWB

CLIFF NOTES:

I met this drop dead beautiful chick in the Philippines. Of course I was tappin that shit silly trying to make babies, but she already had plans to go to Spain to get a job and work.

She finished school for nursing, packed up and went to Spain. Lucky for her, she has an aunt that lives there, otherwise she would be FUCKED.

So, I lost contact with her for a few months and finally we ended up chatting online. I'm asking her about Spain and her new job, and to my surprise this ho didn't have a job yet.

DWB: So how's your new job?

Filipino: I don't have one.

DWB: Why not.

Filipino: It's not easy you know to work here without a work permit, and I don't speak Spanish so I can not communicate.

DWB: You went to Spain to work without a work permit AND you don't know how to speak Spanish?

Filipino: Yes. It's very hard here.

DWB: Are you fucking with me? You can't even speak Spanish and you WENT TO SPAIN to work as a nurse, with Spanish speaking people????

Filipino: Yes. But now I stay with my aunty all day and speak Tagalog with her, so I'm not learning much.

I did not reply for a few minutes.

Filipino: < ding >

DWB: Look, I gotta go. I don't know what to say.

Filipino: ok love, wish me luck! God bless.

DWB: I would, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it.

Filipino: What do you mean?

DWB logs out.




Unreal these girls. This girl gets the award for the dumbest bitch I have ever met. That's a difficult title to hold, but she sweeps it.