I Hate Mayors Money !!! <drama> - GoFuckYourself.com

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 05:44 PM

Fuck you guys are AWESOME !!!

The BEST sponsor email ever !!!

You rock guys, great comeback !!!

Way to Mike and Jimmy, way to go guys.

Hey Lindsay,

It seems a lot of people feel passionately about getting paid by check for free. I can only assume they are the people I am standing behind at the grocery store paying by check for their tampons and itchy vagina cream

In any case, I have gotten the accounting department to meet them half way, You can still be paid by check and we won't charge any fee. All you have to do is login to your account and select "Big Check" and choose either $500 or $1000 min payout. Every one is happy again and no children will starve to death because the evil Mayor has taken their last five bucks!

Lets have some fun now and enjoy the new year, take a min to start a thread on GFY why you hate MayorsMoney, Here's some topics that you can feel free to use:

I hate MayorsMoney because:

Mayor won't kiss my ass,
Wizzo has a terrible hair cut,
Mayor doesn't have a post count of 50K so he must be a newb,
Ramos reminds me of Uncle BadTouch,
Mayor doesn't understand Russian,
They won't pay me for posting,
They won't pay me on my reloadable BurgerKing gift card.

Or any other creative threads you want to start and happy selling!

Thanks,

Jimmy Foreman aka Wizzo
Program Manager
Porncity/MayorsMoney
ICQ#117-009-101

I am still in tears laughing my tits off !!!

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 05:48 PM

An email like this deserves traffic !

http://www.mayorsmoney.com and no ref code !!

Go boys, I fucking love you and I love your work !

;-)

tony286 · 01-09-2007, 05:48 PM

I hate ass kissing would of been better. lol

wdsguy · 01-09-2007, 05:50 PM

that was the lamest email I've ever gotten from a sponsor.

jaYMan · 01-09-2007, 05:54 PM

I actually think its kinda *schmart* =)

And if the blame needs to be pointed, its def. at Wizzos haircut!

Adam_M · 01-09-2007, 05:57 PM

LMAO...

Majors Money are a great team.

Mayor · 01-09-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

that was the lamest email I've ever gotten from a sponsor.

Then you haven't gotten my other emails. I am usually far lamer than that!

Deej · 01-09-2007, 06:22 PM

I still love Mayors Money

Them and Bimini Bucks have made me some good checks, submitting wise.

Brooke and Cory sell with little banners on blogs by themselves. Ive seen 200+ hundred dollars from one rotating banner of Brooke Skye on a single blog alone.

something to be harnessed...

Fuck you Mayors Money

Assholes

fris · 01-09-2007, 06:24 PM

whos this mayors money you speak of

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayor

Then you haven't gotten my other emails. I am usually far lamer than that!

xoxoxoxox

WiredGuy · 01-09-2007, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Hey Lindsay,

I can only assume they are the people I am standing behind at the grocery store paying by check for their tampons and itchy vagina cream

LOL, that was priceless, hahahaa.
WG

01-09-2007, 05:48 PM	#2
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	An email like this deserves traffic ! http://www.mayorsmoney.com and no ref code !! Go boys, I fucking love you and I love your work ! ;-) __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

01-09-2007, 05:54 PM	#5
jaYMan peace&profit, Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 4,885	I actually think its kinda schmart =) And if the blame needs to be pointed, its def. at Wizzos haircut! __________________ peace&profit, jaYMan

01-09-2007, 05:57 PM	#6
Adam_M Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,800	LMAO... Majors Money are a great team. __________________ DiscountedPorn.Com ReviewedPorn.com

01-09-2007, 06:22 PM	#8
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	I still love Mayors Money Them and Bimini Bucks have made me some good checks, submitting wise. Brooke and Cory sell with little banners on blogs by themselves. Ive seen 200+ hundred dollars from one rotating banner of Brooke Skye on a single blog alone. something to be harnessed... Fuck you Mayors Money Assholes __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

01-09-2007, 06:24 PM	#9
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	whos this mayors money you speak of __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

01-09-2007, 05:44 PM	#1
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	I Hate Mayors Money !!! <drama> Fuck you guys are AWESOME !!! The BEST sponsor email ever !!! You rock guys, great comeback !!! Way to Mike and Jimmy, way to go guys. Hey Lindsay, It seems a lot of people feel passionately about getting paid by check for free. I can only assume they are the people I am standing behind at the grocery store paying by check for their tampons and itchy vagina cream In any case, I have gotten the accounting department to meet them half way, You can still be paid by check and we won't charge any fee. All you have to do is login to your account and select "Big Check" and choose either $500 or $1000 min payout. Every one is happy again and no children will starve to death because the evil Mayor has taken their last five bucks! Lets have some fun now and enjoy the new year, take a min to start a thread on GFY why you hate MayorsMoney, Here's some topics that you can feel free to use: I hate MayorsMoney because: Mayor won't kiss my ass, Wizzo has a terrible hair cut, Mayor doesn't have a post count of 50K so he must be a newb, Ramos reminds me of Uncle BadTouch, Mayor doesn't understand Russian, They won't pay me for posting, They won't pay me on my reloadable BurgerKing gift card. Or any other creative threads you want to start and happy selling! Thanks, Jimmy Foreman aka Wizzo Program Manager Porncity/MayorsMoney ICQ#117-009-101 I am still in tears laughing my tits off !!! __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

01-09-2007, 05:48 PM	#3
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I hate ass kissing would of been better. lol

01-09-2007, 05:50 PM	#4
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	that was the lamest email I've ever gotten from a sponsor.