I Hate Mayors Money !!! <drama>
 

Fuck you guys are AWESOME !!!

The BEST sponsor email ever !!!

You rock guys, great comeback !!!

Way to Mike and Jimmy, way to go guys.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


Hey Lindsay,

It seems a lot of people feel passionately about getting paid by check for free. I can only assume they are the people I am standing behind at the grocery store paying by check for their tampons and itchy vagina cream :)

In any case, I have gotten the accounting department to meet them half way, You can still be paid by check and we won't charge any fee. All you have to do is login to your account and select "Big Check" and choose either $500 or $1000 min payout. Every one is happy again and no children will starve to death because the evil Mayor has taken their last five bucks!

Lets have some fun now and enjoy the new year, take a min to start a thread on GFY why you hate MayorsMoney, Here's some topics that you can feel free to use:

I hate MayorsMoney because:

Mayor won't kiss my ass,
Wizzo has a terrible hair cut,
Mayor doesn't have a post count of 50K so he must be a newb,
Ramos reminds me of Uncle BadTouch,
Mayor doesn't understand Russian,
They won't pay me for posting,
They won't pay me on my reloadable BurgerKing gift card.

Or any other creative threads you want to start and happy selling!

Thanks,

Jimmy Foreman aka Wizzo
Program Manager
Porncity/MayorsMoney
ICQ#117-009-101

I am still in tears laughing my tits off !!!

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

An email like this deserves traffic !

http://www.mayorsmoney.com and no ref code !!

Go boys, I fucking love you and I love your work !

;-)

I hate ass kissing would of been better. lol

that was the lamest email I've ever gotten from a sponsor.

I actually think its kinda *schmart* =)

And if the blame needs to be pointed, its def. at Wizzos haircut!

LMAO...

Majors Money are a great team.

Then you haven't gotten my other emails. I am usually far lamer than that!

I still love Mayors Money

Them and Bimini Bucks have made me some good checks, submitting wise.

Brooke and Cory sell with little banners on blogs by themselves. Ive seen 200+ hundred dollars from one rotating banner of Brooke Skye on a single blog alone.

something to be harnessed...



Fuck you Mayors Money :thumbsup Assholes

whos this mayors money you speak of

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xoxoxoxox

LOL, that was priceless, hahahaa.
WG