Anybody want to buy an ATM machine? ^_^ - GoFuckYourself.com

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 08:46 PM

Hehe, I was starting an ATM company a few months back and purchased the machine. I now work at a bank as my mainstream job - but its a conflict of interest. Kinda blows but eh, whattaya gonna do.

SO! If anyone is interested in buying an ATM machine let me know! It is brand new and I have never used it, although I did set it up. It is ready to go, just need to get connected to the network.

Here are the specs:

-Tranax Minibank 1500
-Comes with Lighted Topper
-Comes with the electronic lock - not the dial
-Brand new, never used

Here is a link to the product website:
http://www.tranax.com/products/mb1500/

I am asking $3800, which is $200 less than I paid for it :P

Would be a fun way to store your cash at home if you didn't want it in the bank ;) haha. You can setup the fee to go to your savings account or something - or set no fee at all :D

Anyways, if you are interested or know anyone who is - let me know. I prefer local pickup, but we can probably work something out.

scottybuzz · 01-05-2007, 08:49 PM

this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen for sale on gfy. seriously, seriously wierd.

mailman · 01-05-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen for sale on gfy. seriously, seriously wierd.

A new year a new high

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

this is the weirdest thing I have ever seen for sale on gfy. seriously, seriously wierd.

Haha, not quite the weirdest I would say - but it probably ranks up there.

Gotta store than porn money somewhere the banks wont tax it! ;)

notabook · 01-05-2007, 08:53 PM

ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine or Automated Teller Machine. When you say ATM machine you are saying Automatic Teller Machine Machine or Automated Teller Machine Machine. =(

NemesiS876 · 01-05-2007, 08:55 PM

WTF am I gonna do whit it ...

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine or Automated Teller Machine. When you say ATM machine you are saying Automatic Teller Machine Machine or Automated Teller Machine Machine. =(

True. But its more like you say tomato I say tuh-mah-toe.

:D

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by NemesiS876

WTF am I gonna do whit it ...

Start an ATM business

Its about as easy to make a ton of money with ATMs as it is in porn. Whoever buys it gets all my knowledge of the ATM industry.

notabook · 01-05-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by KaLi

True. But its more like you say tomato I say tuh-mah-toe.

:D

It's really not a deal with pronunciation. Saying tomato or tuh-mah-toe is essentially the same thing... you are not adding anything to the word. It's like some people pronounce Hurricane 'Her-Uh-Kin'. Saying ATM Machine is adding a word that absolutely does not need to be there since Machine is already included in ATM. But to each his own I guess. Also cocks.

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

It's really not a deal with pronunciation. Saying tomato or tuh-mah-toe is essentially the same thing... you are not adding anything to the word. It's like some people pronounce Hurricane 'Her-Uh-Kin'. Saying ATM Machine is adding a word that absolutely doesn't need to be there since Machine is already included in ATM. But to each his own I guess. Also cocks.

Your probably right. Although Ive never heard anyone say Her-Uh-Kin, LOL.

Want to buy an AT Machine? ^_^
Comes with a free dildo.

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 09:00 PM

EDIT* double post.

BigBen · 01-05-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine or Automated Teller Machine. When you say ATM machine you are saying Automatic Teller Machine Machine or Automated Teller Machine Machine. =(

I thought he was selling an ass-to-mouth machine.

Agent 488 · 01-05-2007, 09:02 PM

or

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KaLi · 01-05-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

I thought he was selling an ass-to-mouth machine.

So thats what you do in your spare time? You should invent one. Youll make millions, then you can by the ATM and put money in it. ;)

marketsmart · 01-05-2007, 09:03 PM

hit me up icq in sig.. i have some questions for you... i am interested...

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

or

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Tough choice... Why not go with both? :D

BusterBunny · 01-05-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by KaLi

Your probably right. Although Ive never heard anyone say Her-Uh-Kin, LOL.

notabook · 01-05-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KaLi

Your probably right. Although Ive never heard anyone say Her-Uh-Kin, LOL.

Want to buy an AT Machine? ^_^
Comes with a free dildo.

I hear people pronounce things extremely weird here in the South lol. One of the funniest things is to hear them say 'Windows'. Nearly all of the older people here pronounce Windows as 'Winders'. That's "Wind" then "Ers". Pretty funny shit.

The free dildo with ATM purchase is tempting... hmmm. Naaa ;P

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

hit me up icq in sig.. i have some questions for you... i am interested...

You've been ICQed.

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I hear people pronounce things extremely weird here in the South lol. One of the funniest things is to hear them say 'Windows'. Nearly all of the older people here pronounce Windows as 'Winders'. That's "Wind" then "Ers". Pretty funny shit.

The free dildo with ATM purchase is tempting... hmmm. Naaa ;P

Lol, whole different word. In on of my college classes I had a professor who would always say "Shpoon" instead of spoon. Sofuckingannoying - but it was funny

CuriousToyBoy · 01-05-2007, 09:25 PM

Once, a long time ago, I helped the American guy who set up the first private switch in Australia get started.

I took a nice cash deal instead of a per swipe deal forever.

More fool me.

;-)

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Once, a long time ago, I helped the American guy who set up the first private switch in Australia get started.

I took a nice cash deal instead of a per swipe deal forever.

More fool me.

;-)

Eek, that musta hurted mucho. Was it a nice cash deal at least?

the Shemp · 01-05-2007, 10:09 PM

how much cash can you load into that machine?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-05-2007, 10:14 PM

i have four in my garage, i will glady trade one for a cutting torch...

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

how much cash can you load into that machine?

Mine currently holds about $14,000. If you buy another cassette for it, the limits depend. Depending on the cassette you buy, you can set this ATM to hold in the upwords of $50,000. Average with a 2nd cassette is about $22,000 though. (This is all assuming you are loading it with $20 bills)

If you are interested Shemp, send me a message on ICQ and I can answer any questions you might have. As well as give you insight on the industry.

ThePornPusher · 01-05-2007, 10:19 PM

KaLi ownz from b4y 4nd L4

CuriousToyBoy · 01-05-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KaLi

Eek, that musta hurted mucho. Was it a nice cash deal at least?

It was a very NICE deal.

But in comparison to 1c a swipe from a business that 5 years later had over 350 million swipes per year??

You live, you learn.

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

It was a very NICE deal.

But in comparison to 1c a swipe from a business that 5 years later had over 350 million swipes per year??

You live, you learn.

Yeah, live and learn. But at least you made your cut

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePornPusher

KaLi ownz from b4y 4nd L4

I'm confoosed?

minusonebit · 01-05-2007, 10:26 PM

I'll buy copies of the manuals, pictures of the inner workings and copies of the software. You can keep the machine.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-05-2007, 10:37 PM

Ask Hef. Maybe they need one for the mansion.

Chris · 01-05-2007, 10:37 PM

lol i love it

price aint bad at all
1.50 per use fee
high traffic area

Vlad · 01-05-2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KaLi

Mine currently holds about $14,000. If you buy another cassette for it, the limits depend. Depending on the cassette you buy, you can set this ATM to hold in the upwords of $50,000. Average with a 2nd cassette is about $22,000 though. (This is all assuming you are loading it with $20 bills)

If you are interested Shemp, send me a message on ICQ and I can answer any questions you might have. As well as give you insight on the industry.

is it comes loaded with cash ?

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris

lol i love it

price aint bad at all
1.50 per use fee
high traffic area

Money comes in the long run. If you are a good salesperson and can market you way to business owners, you can get an excellent location and charge $2 per swipe. The money comes in the long run...

Lets say you charge $2 per swipe and get an average of 30 transactions a day.

Thats $60/day and $1800/month.

Lets say this continues. You make your money back in just over 2 months.
Now lets say you buy another machine, and your sales keep steady (which is the case 99% of the time).

Eventually, you own 5 machines making an average of $1800/month each. Who wouldn't mind sitting on their asses making $9k a month?

And if you are wondering about fees, very minimal. Even less if you don't use an armored car to load it.

Anyone still think its a bad investment?

;)

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vlad

is it comes loaded with cash ?

Of Course! I will load it with $14,000 cash for you if you purchase it!

And as a deal just because you asked, I will only charge you $20,000!!

CuriousToyBoy · 01-05-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KaLi

Yeah, live and learn. But at least you made your cut

I ain't complaining, but 4 zeros once compared to $3.5m a year ... and muchly growing....

What could have been.

Que sera, sera ...

foolio · 01-05-2007, 11:23 PM

I swear a new law started this year about ATMs - something about how they now have to have some sort of protection form people stealing your info..... saw something about it on the news. I also think they said you can not use it if it does not have the new protection??

GAMEFINEST · 01-05-2007, 11:39 PM

KaLi · 01-05-2007, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by foolio

I swear a new law started this year about ATMs - something about how they now have to have some sort of protection form people stealing your info..... saw something about it on the news. I also think they said you can not use it if it does not have the new protection??

Correct, the machines now need to be Triple DES compliant, which almost all new models are. This one is

Martin · 01-05-2007, 11:45 PM

A atm for sale. Get your atm here!

Cool.

Redmanthatcould · 01-05-2007, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine or Automated Teller Machine. When you say ATM machine you are saying Automatic Teller Machine Machine or Automated Teller Machine Machine. =(

I am glad I am not the only one that is irriated by that.

"PIN Number" also gets my goat

KaLi · 01-06-2007, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

A atm for sale. Get your atm here!

Cool.

You got it. Still up for grabs, a few interested parties - but its still up. If you are interested contact me on ICQ.

martinsc · 01-06-2007, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

damn, i miss that game....

Zuss · 01-06-2007, 03:50 AM

Does it come with money?

JFK · 01-06-2007, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaLi

Money comes in the long run. If you are a good salesperson and can market you way to business owners, you can get an excellent location and charge $2 per swipe. The money comes in the long run...

Lets say you charge $2 per swipe and get an average of 30 transactions a day.

Thats $60/day and $1800/month.

Lets say this continues. You make your money back in just over 2 months.
Now lets say you buy another machine, and your sales keep steady (which is the case 99% of the time).

Eventually, you own 5 machines making an average of $1800/month each. Who wouldn't mind sitting on their asses making $9k a month?

And if you are wondering about fees, very minimal. Even less if you don't use an armored car to load it.

Anyone still think its a bad investment?

;)

sounds GREAT in Theory, BUT you still have to find that good location in order to do proper #'s. Its like a vending machine, they are all over and just because you have one it does not mean the cash will start flowing. Btw the prices have come down greatly from a few years ago, when I looked into it. It used to be like 15k for one of the machines back then.

Klen · 01-06-2007, 05:46 AM

Well if i would have 4000$ extra then i would buy it.But i dont have somuch money extra

Pete-KT · 01-06-2007, 07:01 AM

Um ya ive always wanted an atm machine,

I think ive seen it all of GFY now

Mr. Romance · 01-06-2007, 07:10 AM

Good luck selling it...I love ATM machines, they make life so nice

Mr. Romance

stillsexy · 01-06-2007, 09:37 AM

comes with a hot babe?

MikeVega · 01-06-2007, 09:42 AM

I would love to put one out by the pool next to a vending machine full of beer so in the summer i could charge for drinks and none can say they have no money ...lol it would be cool to keep extra cash in it ..

01-05-2007, 08:46 PM	#1
KaLi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Lomita, CA Posts: 4,371	Anybody want to buy an ATM machine? ^_^ Hehe, I was starting an ATM company a few months back and purchased the machine. I now work at a bank as my mainstream job - but its a conflict of interest. Kinda blows but eh, whattaya gonna do. SO! If anyone is interested in buying an ATM machine let me know! It is brand new and I have never used it, although I did set it up. It is ready to go, just need to get connected to the network. Here are the specs: -Tranax Minibank 1500 -Comes with Lighted Topper -Comes with the electronic lock - not the dial -Brand new, never used Here is a link to the product website: http://www.tranax.com/products/mb1500/ I am asking $3800, which is $200 less than I paid for it :P Would be a fun way to store your cash at home if you didn't want it in the bank ;) haha. You can setup the fee to go to your savings account or something - or set no fee at all :D Anyways, if you are interested or know anyone who is - let me know. I prefer local pickup, but we can probably work something out. __________________ icq:160-417-630

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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	lol i love it price aint bad at all 1.50 per use fee high traffic area __________________ [email protected]

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foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	I swear a new law started this year about ATMs - something about how they now have to have some sort of protection form people stealing your info..... saw something about it on the news. I also think they said you can not use it if it does not have the new protection?? __________________

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	A atm for sale. Get your atm here! Cool.

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Well if i would have 4000$ extra then i would buy it.But i dont have somuch money extra

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I would love to put one out by the pool next to a vending machine full of beer so in the summer i could charge for drinks and none can say they have no money ...lol it would be cool to keep extra cash in it .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega