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Squishy · 07-24-2002, 09:29 PM

In my never ending effort to annoy the US govt, I'm thinking of flying down from Toronto on my vacation next month. Been there? Got any stories to tell?

Cogitator · 07-24-2002, 09:34 PM

My dad was on a plane from Venezuela that was hijacked to Cuba in 1966. He was held there for 3 days. I still have some of the tin coins that he brought back as souvenirs. Does that count?

yys · 07-24-2002, 09:34 PM

3 star hotels=converted horse stalls. Also, my friend stopped there when he was on a cruise; he bought a pop off a local kid and the local kid was promptly arrested for mixing with the tourist. He also said there were tons of kids hooking down there. Other people I know have said they had a great time though. I guess you pretty much have too stay within the designated tourist complexs/hotels.

quiet · 07-24-2002, 09:35 PM

nope, but i really want to go. no broadband though, so i'll have to wait a while longer.

hyper · 07-24-2002, 09:38 PM

i heard you can get laid for a tube of lipstick..
so stock up

I'm Slim · 07-24-2002, 10:40 PM

Cuba is great! I went there last winter and had a great time! Your money can go a LONG way

Be sure to tip the taxi drivers with beer, they seem to drive better when they are drunk!

Slim!
U got Jizz?

Crysty · 07-25-2002, 03:54 AM

Since you are from Canada you should contact Sunquest.
Brisas del Caribe from Varadero is the best !
Check what's included : http://www.sunquest.ca/destinations/cubabrisas.asp

mic · 07-25-2002, 04:18 AM

I been there : service, food and drinks are below average. Try Spain chain "RIU" - the best in Cuba

Mr.Fiction · 07-25-2002, 04:31 AM

I haven't been there, but everyone who I've talked to who has been there says it's a great place to vacation.

Gutterboy · 07-25-2002, 06:32 AM

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The guys who post to the Cuba section of this board are the pro's when it comes to travelling to Cuba from the US or Canada. Hotels, car rentals, tour guides, apartment rentals, group hookups, customs/immigration issues, getting laid 5 times a day, dining, up to date conditions reports.. its all there.

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some_idiot · 07-25-2002, 07:22 AM

Superclub Puntarena, Varadero.

BEST place in Varadero for $1100cdn all in. I go there
twice a year. Christmas and eary July are the best times
for avoiding German tourists. (It's important when
bathing suit tops are optional)

shurik · 07-25-2002, 08:04 AM

how are the chicks there ?

archer · 07-25-2002, 08:18 AM

forget the chicks...what about the guys?

shurik · 07-25-2002, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
forget the chicks...what about the guys?

ServerGenius · 07-25-2002, 08:47 AM

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Westin · 07-25-2002, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mic
I been there : service, food and drinks are below average. Try Spain chain "RIU" - the best in Cuba

made the trip that much better!

You money goes SOOOOO far it's crazy! before you leave your room, make sure you've got a stack of $1 bills... they will get you everything

Also, don't fall for any scams like people coming up to you in the street asking you if you have some cigars. LOL!

but! do buy some Cigars... Cohiba cigars are very, very good!

- Wes

mic · 07-25-2002, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Westin
made the trip that much better!

You money goes SOOOOO far it's crazy! before you leave your room, make sure you've got a stack of $1 bills... they will get you everything

Also, don't fall for any scams like people coming up to you in the street asking you if you have some cigars. LOL!

but! do buy some Cigars... Cohiba cigars are very, very good!

- Wes

Beaches and ocean are good. Main quality: cheap, but you can not compare with Jamaica,Mexico for food, drinks and service even you choose the same chain and stars level

07-24-2002, 09:29 PM	#1
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Anyone been to Cuba? In my never ending effort to annoy the US govt, I'm thinking of flying down from Toronto on my vacation next month. Been there? Got any stories to tell?

07-24-2002, 09:34 PM	#2
Cogitator Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 672	My dad was on a plane from Venezuela that was hijacked to Cuba in 1966. He was held there for 3 days. I still have some of the tin coins that he brought back as souvenirs. Does that count? __________________ - this space intentionally left blank -

07-24-2002, 09:35 PM	#4
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	nope, but i really want to go. no broadband though, so i'll have to wait a while longer. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	i heard you can get laid for a tube of lipstick.. so stock up __________________

07-24-2002, 10:40 PM	#6
I'm Slim Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Boneprone is my pimp Posts: 344	Cuba is great! I went there last winter and had a great time! Your money can go a LONG way Be sure to tip the taxi drivers with beer, they seem to drive better when they are drunk! Slim! U got Jizz? __________________ I'm your role model

07-24-2002, 09:34 PM	#3
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	3 star hotels=converted horse stalls. Also, my friend stopped there when he was on a cruise; he bought a pop off a local kid and the local kid was promptly arrested for mixing with the tourist. He also said there were tons of kids hooking down there. Other people I know have said they had a great time though. I guess you pretty much have too stay within the designated tourist complexs/hotels.

07-25-2002, 03:54 AM	#7
Crysty Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 32	Since you are from Canada you should contact Sunquest. Brisas del Caribe from Varadero is the best ! Check what's included : http://www.sunquest.ca/destinations/cubabrisas.asp

07-25-2002, 04:18 AM	#8
mic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 277	I been there : service, food and drinks are below average. Try Spain chain "RIU" - the best in Cuba

07-25-2002, 04:31 AM	#9
Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	I haven't been there, but everyone who I've talked to who has been there says it's a great place to vacation.

07-25-2002, 06:32 AM	#10
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	http://www.worldsexarchives.com The guys who post to the Cuba section of this board are the pro's when it comes to travelling to Cuba from the US or Canada. Hotels, car rentals, tour guides, apartment rentals, group hookups, customs/immigration issues, getting laid 5 times a day, dining, up to date conditions reports.. its all there. And if its not there, you can ask, and in a day or two it will be. The admin charges like $5 a month for access. Its well worth it, even if you just want to read for curiosity value. I have no financial interest in this site or any other relationship with it, except as a satisfied customer. Last edited by Gutterboy; 07-25-2002 at 06:37 AM..

07-25-2002, 07:22 AM	#11
some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	Superclub Puntarena, Varadero. BEST place in Varadero for $1100cdn all in. I go there twice a year. Christmas and eary July are the best times for avoiding German tourists. (It's important when bathing suit tops are optional)

07-25-2002, 08:04 AM	#12
shurik Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 29	how are the chicks there ?

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