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studiocritic · 01-07-2007, 12:30 AM

So I take this prescription medicine that comes in a little white bottle from the pharmacy.

Inside the little white bottle, there is a plastic capsule full of dessicants, you know the things that keep moisture out of the bottle.

Whenever I open a new bottle and take out the cotton and the plastic dessicant capsule, I sit the capsule on my desk. Then eventually I end up just playing with the capsule with my teeth while I'm working.

This time, the capsule exploded. In my mouth. Hundreds (thousands?) of little beads shot every which way in my mouth.. so I pulled the capsule back out and saw the giant "T O X I C" letters across it.

I rinsed out my mouth and spit them all out as best as I could, but I'm pretty sure I ingested a pretty good number of them.

Poison control's phone number rings busy.

I'm going to go have sex, I think. Could be the last time, or something.

sharp · 01-07-2007, 12:33 AM

so you think the doc prescribed you something that is toxic?

BigCashCrew · 01-07-2007, 12:39 AM

no, he put the desiccant in his mouth. that is toxic.

studiocritic · 01-07-2007, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

no, he put the desiccant in his mouth. that is toxic.

correct.

i'm retarded, and ingested some toxic chemical-coated silica gel.

spacedog · 01-07-2007, 12:50 AM

Don't worry. it'll just absorb the moisture & you'll dry up like a prune

studiocritic · 01-07-2007, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Don't worry. it'll just absorb the moisture & you'll dry up like a prune

imma start chugging water now to counteract it.

BigCashCrew · 01-07-2007, 12:59 AM

haha, you will be fine. drink lots of water and pray to the lord.

Mr Pheer · 01-07-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

haha, you will be fine. drink lots of water and pray to the lord.

I drink coke and I pray to Gumby.

studiocritic · 01-07-2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

haha, you will be fine. drink lots of water and pray to the lord.

done, and done.

starpimps · 01-07-2007, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

I'm going to go have sex, I think. Could be the last time, or something.

good choice

E$_manager · 01-07-2007, 09:27 AM

Take something to vomit and go on.

King Adam · 01-07-2007, 09:32 AM

Syrup of Ipacac. That will make you puke it all out. Then start pounding lots of fluids.

Then go have some sex.

DWB · 01-07-2007, 09:34 AM

Chase it with some bleach... you'll be fine.

stillsexy · 01-07-2007, 09:39 AM

masterbate ...

BoyAlley · 01-07-2007, 09:40 AM

Well, in case things don't go well, I want to congratulate you in advance for your Darwin Award win.

4Man · 01-07-2007, 09:48 AM

Kill my self,
I can't wait that long!!!!!!!

jeffrey · 01-07-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Well, in case things don't go well, I want to congratulate you in advance for your Darwin Award win.

lol

In reality he will be fine though, its not actually toxic like bleech is or something, otherwise they wouldnt be able to put it in with the pills.
All it will really do it dehydrate you and make you feel sick.

themachinelavene · 01-07-2007, 11:32 AM

i think you'd probably have to swallow quite a bit of that shit to actually get sick and die...wouldn't worry

sharp · 01-07-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

no, he put the desiccant in his mouth. that is toxic.

oh haha. I read it wrong. That sucks. What was the outcome? Did you at least get some nice runny shits?

01-07-2007, 04:28 PM

I would make myself throw up if I took in something that might be toxic yo

Big_Red · 01-07-2007, 04:28 PM

i heard shoving a gerbil up your ass counteracts it. good luck.

Phoenix · 01-07-2007, 04:31 PM

go on a killing spree...blame it on the toxins

01-07-2007, 04:34 PM

Anytime I've seen those dessicants in something, they keep it in a paper pouch so it stands out. Seems pretty stupid for them to package it as a capsule in a bottle of pills.

BigCashCrew · 01-07-2007, 04:39 PM

Did you make it? Are you still alive today?

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studiocritic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 2,442	If you had an hour to live.. So I take this prescription medicine that comes in a little white bottle from the pharmacy. Inside the little white bottle, there is a plastic capsule full of dessicants, you know the things that keep moisture out of the bottle. Whenever I open a new bottle and take out the cotton and the plastic dessicant capsule, I sit the capsule on my desk. Then eventually I end up just playing with the capsule with my teeth while I'm working. This time, the capsule exploded. In my mouth. Hundreds (thousands?) of little beads shot every which way in my mouth.. so I pulled the capsule back out and saw the giant "T O X I C" letters across it. I rinsed out my mouth and spit them all out as best as I could, but I'm pretty sure I ingested a pretty good number of them. Poison control's phone number rings busy. I'm going to go have sex, I think. Could be the last time, or something. __________________ 254342256

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01-07-2007, 12:33 AM	#2
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01-07-2007, 12:39 AM	#3
BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	no, he put the desiccant in his mouth. that is toxic.

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01-07-2007, 04:34 PM	#23
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Anytime I've seen those dessicants in something, they keep it in a paper pouch so it stands out. Seems pretty stupid for them to package it as a capsule in a bottle of pills.

01-07-2007, 04:39 PM	#24
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