So I take this prescription medicine that comes in a little white bottle from the pharmacy.
Inside the little white bottle, there is a plastic capsule full of dessicants, you know the things that keep moisture out of the bottle.
Whenever I open a new bottle and take out the cotton and the plastic dessicant capsule, I sit the capsule on my desk. Then eventually I end up just playing with the capsule with my teeth while I'm working.
This time, the capsule exploded. In my mouth. Hundreds (thousands?) of little beads shot every which way in my mouth.. so I pulled the capsule back out and saw the giant "T O X I C" letters across it.
I rinsed out my mouth and spit them all out as best as I could, but I'm pretty sure I ingested a pretty good number of them.
Poison control's phone number rings busy.
I'm going to go have sex, I think. Could be the last time, or something.
