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marco33 · 01-06-2007, 10:59 PM

I got my first sale with live webcams from live jasmin. made 3$. my site has really only been out for 2-3 days. my first day i had 108 uniques, second day i had 708 uniques and today i had 1405 uniques so far and i got my first sale. 1:198 is my sales ratio. feels fucken awsome. my site is www.pimpingacademy.com and all my traffic is coming from bookmarks and people typing it in there explorer search bar. i have no trades and no SEO traffic wat-so-ever. i see a huge amount of traffic coming in in the next week and im sure it wont stop growing. anyone have any comments on my site. www.pimpingacademy.com

Basic_man · 01-06-2007, 11:02 PM

1405 hits on the third day? Let me roll on floor laughing!

Aric · 01-06-2007, 11:03 PM

Paul Markham gets sales from magic join links

Fat Panda · 01-06-2007, 11:04 PM

congrats man!

marco33 · 01-06-2007, 11:04 PM

why is 1400 unique hits bad on third day. i didnt advertise, trade links, trade traffic or anything of that sort. i think its pretty fucken good for a non TGP site. I repeat this is not a TGP were u will be getting 200K plus daily. this was made as a joke.

any more comments on www.pimpingacademy.com

Jace · 01-06-2007, 11:05 PM

I have a VERY hard time believing you made any sales whatsoever, much less of a site you created in Microsoft Office:

Code:

<html xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml"
xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office"
xmlns:dt="uuid:C2F41010-65B3-11d1-A29F-00AA00C14882"
xmlns="http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40">

tehHinjew · 01-06-2007, 11:06 PM

WTF IS THIS
http://www.pimpingacademy.com/index_files/Page320.htm

Xplicit · 01-06-2007, 11:07 PM

Quit the biz man, theres no money in porn.

marco33 · 01-06-2007, 11:07 PM

lmao ya i used microsoft office publisher to create my website. wats wrong with using that. simple to use.

tehHinjew · 01-06-2007, 11:12 PM

hey man your site looks OK but not good for a spoof-ish site..
it would hurt you to put adbrite on your site
http://www.adbrite.com/mb/landing_bo...spid=28168&afb

tony286 · 01-06-2007, 11:14 PM

congrats it takes time

tytyguy · 01-06-2007, 11:15 PM

yeah, your site sucks. but congrats

L-Pink · 01-06-2007, 11:19 PM

Even ugly girls get fucked sometimes. Congrats.

marco33 · 01-07-2007, 12:03 AM

do u guys think my site has some kind of potential in making me good beer money. thats all im looking for. free beer money.

UniversalPassLorence · 01-07-2007, 12:04 AM

That is great

madawgz · 01-07-2007, 12:04 AM

well..congratz!

spacedog · 01-07-2007, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marco33

do u guys think my site has some kind of potential in making me good beer money. thats all im looking for. free beer money.

OMFG that's funny

starpimps · 01-07-2007, 12:17 AM

your site sucks almost as much as those fags on your site

Luscious Media · 01-07-2007, 12:30 AM

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Hope you like domestic beer...in very small amounts.

Dancelina · 01-07-2007, 01:08 AM

its not posible
which is your marketing strategy

Pimpin_J · 01-07-2007, 01:11 AM

LMAO!!! The paris vid is awesome!!

teksonline · 01-07-2007, 01:13 AM

if you build it they will cum

Mr Pheer · 01-07-2007, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

I have a VERY hard time believing you made any sales whatsoever, much less of a site you created in Microsoft Office:

Code:

<html xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml"
xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office"
xmlns:dt="uuid:C2F41010-65B3-11d1-A29F-00AA00C14882"
xmlns="http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40">

whats wrong with that?

I've made millions over the years and most of my shit starts out in netscape composer.

BusterBunny · 01-07-2007, 01:17 AM

this thread delivers.........

Dvae · 01-07-2007, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marco33

I got my first sale with live webcams from live jasmin. made 3$. my site has really only been out for 2-3 days. my first day i had 108 uniques, second day i had 708 uniques and today i had 1405 uniques so far and i got my first sale. 1:198 is my sales ratio. feels fucken awsome. my site is www.pimpingacademy.com and all my traffic is coming from bookmarks and people typing it in there explorer search bar. i have no trades and no SEO traffic wat-so-ever. i see a huge amount of traffic coming in in the next week and im sure it wont stop growing. anyone have any comments on my site. www.pimpingacademy.com

And I have a 12 inch cock...

No really I do!

tabasco · 01-07-2007, 03:50 AM

There's no beer money in porn.

starpimps · 01-07-2007, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco

There's no beer money in porn.

wyldworx · 01-07-2007, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

congrats it takes time

I agree man, instead of all you fucks putting him down with your fucking useless comments, Give him some constructive criticism. I also agree that it wouldn't hurt to elaborate on this site, but a descent begining. Keep on moving forward, good luck with it all!

Andiz · 01-07-2007, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco

There's no beer money in porn.

TCAP · 01-07-2007, 05:00 AM

Your site is hilarious. nice job man.

Pinacolada · 01-07-2007, 05:05 AM

you are so lucky ,congrats !!!

Dailydiapers · 01-07-2007, 05:57 AM

Lol, I started out with AOLPress, so goodluck, you'll get there!

bobby666 · 01-07-2007, 08:14 AM

congrats+good luck

King Adam · 01-07-2007, 08:30 AM

Best of luck. Your site is refreshing. Its unique. It may not look all that great but it is funny. Keep your pimp hand strong.

themachinelavene · 01-07-2007, 08:31 AM

i think the amateur-raw style to his site is what is appealing about it...congrats

Big_Red · 01-07-2007, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marco33

do u guys think my site has some kind of potential in making me good beer money. thats all im looking for. free beer money.

maybe if you have a small drinking habit. hehe JK good luck with your sites.

marco33 · 01-07-2007, 10:51 AM

but my main goal with this site, www.pimpingacademy.com, was to become world famous. i want to be able to run in a shopping mall, yell out "I'm from PimpingAcademy.com" and get fucken recognized. i dont care if they jerk off on a page with porn and my face is smiling and im giving thumbs up on top corner. so far over 300 people have seen my ebook i wrote. any comments on my ebook??

Juicy D. Links · 01-07-2007, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marco33

but my main goal with this site, www.pimpingacademy.com, was to become world famous. i want to be able to run in a shopping mall, yell out "I'm from PimpingAcademy.com" and get fucken recognized.

J. Falcon · 01-07-2007, 11:08 AM

congrats dude

sicone · 01-07-2007, 11:13 AM

Congrats on your 1st sale and your site still tickles my tummy

Doctor Dre · 01-07-2007, 11:14 AM

Why are you guys hating ? We all had to start somewhere...

slothasor · 01-07-2007, 11:16 AM

everyones trashing this guy, but i think the site is hillarious, and the pickup lines in the ebook are actualy pretty damn good (expecialy since he stresses them being drunk, which is important for us ugly people)

you may not make much money due to the lack of content and poor design, but your a funny guy none the less, and thats more important in life than making a couple of bucks.

marco33 · 01-07-2007, 11:44 AM

thanx man, i kno that being funny is more important than money. i really dont care in making any money from this site. liek i said my main goal was to become world famous and not lose 100$ to my friend. even if i have to spend 200$ to advertise. it was all a joke. still is a joke, and if i can pull out some beer money from it then thats amazing. and the site will stay amateur looking because its different then other sites. it keeps it looking liek real guys made it. wich is true.

also i did write that ebook wen i was drunk, but i had my friend proof read it for mistakes.

tehHinjew · 01-07-2007, 11:48 AM

like i said man, you want beer money, then sign up to the adbrite link
http://www.adbrite.com/mb/landing_bo...spid=28168&afb

NemesiS876 · 01-07-2007, 11:48 AM

Interesting site and congrats man on it

polle54 · 01-07-2007, 12:10 PM

hey

if you put some hours in it, it might have some potential

everytime you make money on it, spend it on making it better and that way you might end up with a succesful site over the years

But I can't believe your trafficstats, you say no marketing and 1400 the third day, where the fuck should they come from?

polle54 · 01-07-2007, 12:13 PM

If your traffic stats is correct and it's only word of mouth traffic then count me in - I would be ready to help you market it to the top

marco33 · 01-07-2007, 12:36 PM

yes i cant beleive were they r coming from also. and every day i get even more people visiting. i dont advertise, trade traffic or any of that. if anyone wants to help me with this or even partner up, because i am still abit of a newbie, email me at [email protected] or icq : 238-931-390

email me is better, i check almost evry 15 min wen im home.

Kimo · 01-07-2007, 12:39 PM

your site is not 2-3 days old i remember you posting the shitty site here weeks ago

polle54 · 01-07-2007, 12:39 PM

Hey marco I send a request via icq, so we can have a chat if you want

01-06-2007, 10:59 PM	#1
marco33 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: pornworld Posts: 213	My First Fucken Sale. Only Second Day Started. I got my first sale with live webcams from live jasmin. made 3$. my site has really only been out for 2-3 days. my first day i had 108 uniques, second day i had 708 uniques and today i had 1405 uniques so far and i got my first sale. 1:198 is my sales ratio. feels fucken awsome. my site is www.pimpingacademy.com and all my traffic is coming from bookmarks and people typing it in there explorer search bar. i have no trades and no SEO traffic wat-so-ever. i see a huge amount of traffic coming in in the next week and im sure it wont stop growing. anyone have any comments on my site. www.pimpingacademy.com

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01-07-2007, 10:51 AM	#37
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01-07-2007, 11:16 AM	#42
slothasor Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 40	everyones trashing this guy, but i think the site is hillarious, and the pickup lines in the ebook are actualy pretty damn good (expecialy since he stresses them being drunk, which is important for us ugly people) you may not make much money due to the lack of content and poor design, but your a funny guy none the less, and thats more important in life than making a couple of bucks.

01-07-2007, 11:44 AM	#43
marco33 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: pornworld Posts: 213	thanx man, i kno that being funny is more important than money. i really dont care in making any money from this site. liek i said my main goal was to become world famous and not lose 100$ to my friend. even if i have to spend 200$ to advertise. it was all a joke. still is a joke, and if i can pull out some beer money from it then thats amazing. and the site will stay amateur looking because its different then other sites. it keeps it looking liek real guys made it. wich is true. also i did write that ebook wen i was drunk, but i had my friend proof read it for mistakes.

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