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RudeBoy · 03-03-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Thanks for the bump and the sign ups.

another bump

Snake Doctor · 03-03-2007, 05:45 PM

Bwahahahahaha.

What's hilarious is that Paul is trying to flame me in another thread and saying I deserve it because I bumped this thread over and over and flamed him.
I never posted in this thread, UNTIL NOW.

Hilarious shit though. Mr Markham can I please get some of your genius marketing advice for my sites? You're soooo much smarter than me.

Aric · 03-03-2007, 05:47 PM

And to think magicjoinlinks.com is still available

Aussie Rebel · 03-03-2007, 05:54 PM

I still laugh every time I see this thread, I hope your getting tons of sales from all the bumps about your magic join links, although I highly doubt anyone that has read this thread has pulled there credit card out paul

they are all too busy rolling on the floor laughing at you.

broke · 03-03-2007, 06:26 PM

Charlie never has been quite right... thanks for the reminder.

Axeman · 03-03-2007, 08:03 PM

Lol the responses from Paul are the best part. Trying convince us he is rolling in the cash flow from his Insanely awesome $5 pay sites with magic join links.

Paul did your signups go up or down when you took down magic join links (where you claimed to be crushing in sales) and put up the real join links?

Pleasurepays · 03-03-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Axeman

Lol the responses from Paul are the best part. Trying convince us he is rolling in the cash flow from his Insanely awesome $5 pay sites with magic join links.

Paul did your signups go up or down when you took down magic join links (where you claimed to be crushing in sales) and put up the real join links?

way back in the day, William Cross that owned perlcoders.com would pull that on Netpond. he would say the most insanely stupid shit, people would laugh at him and make fun of him.. then realizing WAAAAY too late that he should have just shut up, he would retreat to the "my icq is lighting up... thanks for all the business" response

Snake Doctor · 03-03-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

way back in the day, William Cross that owned perlcoders.com would pull that on Netpond. he would say the most insanely stupid shit, people would laugh at him and make fun of him.. then realizing WAAAAY too late that he should have just shut up, he would retreat to the "my icq is lighting up... thanks for all the business" response

Wow I remember that, Netpond had some real characters back in the day.

He would always talk shit about how great his SEO scripts were and I remember thinking "If you can get #1 listings in the serps for whatever keywords you want, why the fuck are you peddling your $200 programs on message boards?"

Pleasurepays · 03-03-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Wow I remember that, Netpond had some real characters back in the day.

He would always talk shit about how great his SEO scripts were and I remember thinking "If you can get #1 listings in the serps for whatever keywords you want, why the fuck are you peddling your $200 programs on message boards?"

haha... good times back then. was much easier when the days entertainment and all the lunatics were more centralized. i remember hooper making his first appearance on the boards by calling him out over a script that didn't work. seems like 100 years ago.

pocketkangaroo · 03-03-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

way back in the day, William Cross that owned perlcoders.com would pull that on Netpond. he would say the most insanely stupid shit, people would laugh at him and make fun of him.. then realizing WAAAAY too late that he should have just shut up, he would retreat to the "my icq is lighting up... thanks for all the business" response

That's like 95% of the sponsors who get made fools of on the boards. Apparently they think that being made a fool of equals tons of traffic to their affiliate program.

Snake Doctor · 03-03-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

haha... good times back then. was much easier when the days entertainment and all the lunatics were more centralized. i remember hooper making his first appearance on the boards by calling him out over a script that didn't work. seems like 100 years ago.

Oh man, I remember his stepping all over his dick when Max Cash's assets were frozen while they were being investigated. That made for an interesting afternoon of reading.

I learned alot from those boards, I had text files on my hard drive where I would cut and paste posts from Bill PMB and Tommy from tommys-bookmarks. Those posts have probably been worth over $100 per letter to me.

edgeprod · 03-03-2007, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

I highly doubt anyone that has read this thread has pulled there credit card out paul

they are all too busy rolling on the floor laughing at you.

That made YOU laugh too, eh?

Juicy D. Links · 03-04-2007, 09:16 PM

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

edgeprod · 03-04-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Did you sign up, after reading this thread?

Juicy D. Links · 03-04-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Did you sign up, after reading this thread?

lollllllllllll i jumped on it asap lol

edgeprod · 03-13-2007, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

lollllllllllll i jumped on it asap lol

Was it as shitty as I'd imagined it'd be?

geps · 03-13-2007, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

OK... i can't resist. I am going to test magic join links later this week.

With the help of my new webmaster, we should be up to 40-50 magic joins per day by the end of the month (assuming we get enough magic traffic)

Say hello to Paco, my new webmaster in charge of all magic related web projects and general company mirth:

priceless

Snake Doctor · 03-13-2007, 01:40 PM

TommyM · 03-13-2007, 02:41 PM

LOL i wish a knew what this thread was about :D

goldmine · 03-13-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TommyM

LOL i wish a knew what this thread was about :D

All about magic join links

Anna_O · 03-13-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

edgeprod · 03-13-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by goldmine

All about magic join links

If I put up a dozen tonight, can I have a badass station wagon, too?

96ukssob · 03-13-2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

that is awesome!

Snake Doctor · 03-13-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

that is awesome!

Thanks I'll be here all week

StuBradley · 03-14-2007, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Best bump ever.

1hoho · 03-14-2007, 10:21 PM

hey... reply to the forum thing... would not worry about any minors in it... the 1000's of members have a 0 post count, many are bots... abc_1, abc_2, abc_3...

so, no worries there... doubt anyone sees it

any yes, I read most of this and got a good laugh as you all did... can't believe I just wasted 1 hour reading this crap... it was just way too funny

edgeprod · 03-19-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 1hoho

hey... reply to the forum thing... would not worry about any minors in it... the 1000's of members have a 0 post count, many are bots... abc_1, abc_2, abc_3...

No shit? I thought he was full of shit BEFORE, but man .. this just takes the CAKE! Bah HAHAHA!

StuBradley · 03-20-2007, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 1hoho

hey... reply to the forum thing... would not worry about any minors in it... the 1000's of members have a 0 post count, many are bots... abc_1, abc_2, abc_3...

so, no worries there... doubt anyone sees it

any yes, I read most of this and got a good laugh as you all did... can't believe I just wasted 1 hour reading this crap... it was just way too funny

That can't be true....one of his forum members sent me an email once (via ICQ from Paul himself)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

edgeprod · 03-20-2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

That can't be true....one of his forum members sent me an email once (via ICQ from Paul himself)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

Next show, someone is going to walk up to you, paid by Paul, and be like "I am a forum member!"

Snake Doctor · 03-20-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuBradley

That can't be true....one of his forum members sent me an email once (via ICQ from Paul himself)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

When it comes to self ownage, Paul Markham is king

edgeprod · 03-22-2007, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

When it comes to self ownage, Paul Markham is king

You misunderstand! "Thanks for the bump!" It's making him SALES!

Paul Markham · 03-23-2007, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

You misunderstand! "Thanks for the bump!" It's making him SALES!

So you think keeping it to the top now the links are fixed is a good or bad thing?

Please guys I'm going skiing for the weekend can you bookmark this and keep it going.

Some pictures for the surfers to jerk off to.

Paul Markham · 03-23-2007, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

You misunderstand! "Thanks for the bump!" It's making him SALES!

So you think keeping it to the top now the links are fixed is a good or bad thing?

Please guys I'm going skiing for the weekend can you bookmark this and keep it going.

Some pictures for the surfers to jerk off to.

Paul Markham · 03-23-2007, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

You misunderstand! "Thanks for the bump!" It's making him SALES!

So you think keeping it to the top now the links are fixed is a good or bad thing?

Please guys I'm going skiing for the weekend can you bookmark this and keep it going.

Some pictures for the surfers to jerk off to.

edgeprod · 03-23-2007, 08:00 AM

Haha, did you just learn how to make posts?

edgeprod · 04-07-2007, 07:12 AM

Happy Easter to all of the Magic Join Links on Earth!

goldmine · 04-11-2007, 01:05 AM

bump for the magic join links (again)

StuBradley · 04-25-2007, 12:23 PM

Hello old friend.

edgeprod · 04-25-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

Hello old friend.

P.S. It's maaaaagic!

StuBradley · 06-29-2007, 11:54 AM

I see that Paul is bumping some of his old threads this week. I wonder why not this one. This is the greatest advertising ever.

BradM · 06-29-2007, 12:01 PM

Magic join links FTW!

KimJI · 06-29-2007, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I agree 100%. No one should have pointed out that the "join" links don't work on the site that is getting great ratios and lots of joins. That's unfair to Paul as a person, and definitely insulting to GFY as a board. I will take this up immediately with the authorities in the U.S., as well as Interpol, and possible Juicy himself.

Fuck, I just pissed my pants a little from laughing

Paul, you constant lies only work with the young content you always fuck after telling them "im gonna make you a star - with a top notch solo paysite design"

Problem is most of us are adults with a brain. Hard for you to compete at this lvl

Roald · 06-29-2007, 12:21 PM

you are all jealous of the succes paul is having with his site.

Stop bumping it you haters!!

d-null · 06-29-2007, 12:23 PM

does anyone have any pics of PaulMarkham himself???

I've been LMFAO so hard at this that I would just love to put a face to this comedy

KimJI · 06-29-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jetjet

does anyone have any pics of PaulMarkham himself???

I've been LMFAO so hard at this that I would just love to put a face to this comedy

He is the skinny old fart in all his pictures - you cant miss him

Roald · 06-29-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jetjet

does anyone have any pics of PaulMarkham himself???

I've been LMFAO so hard at this that I would just love to put a face to this comedy

browse his content store a bit, if you find a pic of an old guy fucking a dog (as in an ugly girl) it's paul.

Iron Fist · 06-29-2007, 12:43 PM

This thread delivers.

Chio · 07-03-2007, 04:14 AM

I'm still waiting for Paul's e-book "Magic Join Links - The Ratio Within"

Does anyone know the status?

Sen · 07-28-2007, 03:11 PM

was it 400 or 500 posts for the money ? is that magic money or real money ?

tranza · 07-28-2007, 03:40 PM

$5 for 10 days non recurring? How are you going to make money from this??? After processing and hosting costs alone you should be making $1 per member, tops!

03-03-2007, 05:45 PM	#352
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Bwahahahahaha. What's hilarious is that Paul is trying to flame me in another thread and saying I deserve it because I bumped this thread over and over and flamed him. I never posted in this thread, UNTIL NOW. Hilarious shit though. Mr Markham can I please get some of your genius marketing advice for my sites? You're soooo much smarter than me. __________________ sig too big

03-03-2007, 05:47 PM	#353
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03-03-2007, 06:26 PM	#355
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03-03-2007, 08:03 PM	#356
Axeman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Swamp Posts: 5,201	Lol the responses from Paul are the best part. Trying convince us he is rolling in the cash flow from his Insanely awesome $5 pay sites with magic join links. Paul did your signups go up or down when you took down magic join links (where you claimed to be crushing in sales) and put up the real join links? __________________ XXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.com

03-13-2007, 01:40 PM	#368
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03-03-2007, 05:54 PM	#354
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	I still laugh every time I see this thread, I hope your getting tons of sales from all the bumps about your magic join links, although I highly doubt anyone that has read this thread has pulled there credit card out paul they are all too busy rolling on the floor laughing at you.

03-04-2007, 09:16 PM	#363
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

03-13-2007, 02:41 PM	#369
TommyM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,147	LOL i wish a knew what this thread was about :D

03-14-2007, 10:21 PM	#376
1hoho Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 225	hey... reply to the forum thing... would not worry about any minors in it... the 1000's of members have a 0 post count, many are bots... abc_1, abc_2, abc_3... so, no worries there... doubt anyone sees it any yes, I read most of this and got a good laugh as you all did... can't believe I just wasted 1 hour reading this crap... it was just way too funny __________________ exclusive niched sites - VertigoVixens StockingHo AllExtremeAnal VulvaPalooza VertigoCash ICQ 197376798

03-23-2007, 08:00 AM	#385
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Haha, did you just learn how to make posts?

04-07-2007, 07:12 AM	#386
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Happy Easter to all of the Magic Join Links on Earth!

04-11-2007, 01:05 AM	#387
goldmine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: USS Enterprise Posts: 952	bump for the magic join links (again)

04-25-2007, 12:23 PM	#388
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06-29-2007, 11:54 AM	#390
StuBradley Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,625	I see that Paul is bumping some of his old threads this week. I wonder why not this one. This is the greatest advertising ever. __________________ 51-566-514

06-29-2007, 12:01 PM	#391
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Magic join links FTW!

06-29-2007, 12:21 PM	#393
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06-29-2007, 12:23 PM	#394
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	does anyone have any pics of PaulMarkham himself??? I've been LMFAO so hard at this that I would just love to put a face to this comedy

06-29-2007, 12:43 PM	#397
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	This thread delivers. __________________ i like waffles

07-03-2007, 04:14 AM	#398
Chio Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 8,002	I'm still waiting for Paul's e-book "Magic Join Links - The Ratio Within" Does anyone know the status? __________________ I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7! RIP Texas Dreams Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

07-28-2007, 03:11 PM	#399
Sen Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Breda Posts: 347	was it 400 or 500 posts for the money ? is that magic money or real money ? __________________ ICQ: 48518296

07-28-2007, 03:40 PM	#400
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	$5 for 10 days non recurring? How are you going to make money from this??? After processing and hosting costs alone you should be making $1 per member, tops! __________________ I'm just a newbie.