oh my ....

You know, i made a New Year resolution not to post on this fucking board anymore, but I just had to log in and say:

PAUL, YOU ARE ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!


OWNED!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Is you content so fucking shitty that you have to constantly spam it?

Try the GFY patch! :1orglaugh

Yes, I am sure this thread being bumped has increased your overall income. You should do it more often.


I would be saddened by the fact that you seem to have missed the point if it wasn't so damn funny.

Yeah it's funny how Lightspeed, FTV Girls, etc. aren't on here 2-3 times a day spamming there shit. They must not make any money at all. :(

I must really not read enough threads around here. I didn't realize how many people don't like Paul... at all!

:)

Brad

What do you mean? I like Paul. He has magic join links.

Magic join links...LOL!!! :1orglaugh

when i first read thia i thiught it said

magic loin links :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh careful he may spring those on us next

let the bliggo magic cast it's spell on you!

OMG IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD - THANKS!!

ROFLMAOFOLAOL!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So does that only apply to everyone here who spams?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/bitmaps/fb_petra.jpg

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/bitmaps/fb_christine.jpg

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/bitmaps/fb_grace.jpg

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/bitmaps/fb_kay.jpg

All links are now working.

Is it me, or does only one of those "girls" not look just a bit like a man?

Your candor and honesty is exemplary.

Which one doesn't look like a man? Its too hard to pick for me.

If you had any brain cells at all you would have used text to link those.

wait.. so webmasters make cool $2.50 per sale?

He said that he doesn't have an affiliate program for this on the first page, actually.

But these are MAGIC join links, so you'll get hundreds of sales every day, without even promoting it OR joining the affiliate program.

Charly (paul markham) has been on this board for 6 years, and every fucking one of his posts is SPAM.

Why won't the mods can his ass is beyond me.

I mean, if the signups took off and the ratios are outstanding, surely he can afford to pay for adverttising?

Could be a drag act. Take a better look.

Petra.

Christine.

Grace.

Kay.

Which one is it?

Dark Jedi, look harder. Today I was posting in a few threads that had nothing to do with porn. But then you never where the most accurate guy slinging mud.

HAHA. You fail.

Sorry, I'm still not signing up.

Like I could if I wanted to.

A lot of ownage going on

Maybe that's why the banners are pink, (and so is the working ccbill join page...pinker than pink)

I think it's one of them gay sites?

I couldn't have said it better myself :winkwink:

As you're only here for fun we should not expect you to have a clue or be accurate. Go look at some of my posts. Maybe yyou think the board would be better for business if we had it full of guys here for fun.

Stu, thanks for the bump.

Like DJ you don't have a clue either.

Read the whole thread , this was the first step in
"hoping for somewhat recovery "
but the advice wasn't taken seriously :Oh crap

You really should have let this thread die Paul... it does you no favors :1orglaugh

OMG! A pic like that would make any man go gay! That shit is fugly! Either kill it or get a weed whacker and hack it to death...that's disgusting.

This is one funny thrread.Thankyou paul and edgeprod for great entertainment.

how can your ratios be that good when the join links don't work?

big money content there

What he said :throwup

Haha, logged into ICQ, found this, laughed my ass off, then posted it here. In that order:

Haha, he's an ICQ novelist!

Hillarity ensues:

:1orglaugh

You end up almost feeling bad for the guy, not checking people out before assuming you "make more money" than them. :winkwink:

Top ten best thread ever :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG...his ICQ logs are almost funnier than this thread! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

congrats on it

It's the only way to combat idiocy: throw nonsense back at the source.

I didn't post the rest of his messaged, but he kept muttering (almost incoherently) about how he makes more money than me. I was afraid he was about to whip out his cock and ask for a comparison.

The best part about the money discussion is that he then cited as examples all the CONTENT he shoots. I was thinking to myself, "er, wait a second. Person A has to chase a buck, shoot content, keep digging for his dough. Person B sits back and does whatever the fuck he wants, following a successful decade. Which would YOU rather be?" .. but in either case, I laughed when he said I was an affiliate of Autoblogger somehow, and implied that a script with roughly 10,000 licensed domains (and much larger gross margins) is somehow less successful than a content company that is constantly bitching about the cost of shooting. :1orglaugh

This year, relaxing at *cough* the lake house *cough*, I'll be thinking of Paul Markham's pale, skinny legs as he slaves away for each and every buck. I feel some definite mirth coming on. :winkwink:

I know which I would choose. :winkwink: Hell, I took all of last summer off (May through September) and just travelled the country and caught up with old friends I had lost touch with. I could tell Paul how QUANTITY is not better than QUALITY in this biz but you know how well Paul takes criticism *rolls eyes*.

BTW, edge I missed you on ICQ earlier. Hit me up when you get a chance. I know you like my sites and I wanna hook you up with some free passes. :thumbsup

Watch out, he'll make up some fake e-mails from his travel agent, and three clients who say his stuff is awesome! :1orglaugh

Hey, I actually got your ICQ before I saw this -- your sites are awesome, so thanks! :)

I just spit water out my nose! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Substitute "ass" for "nose," and you can be on Letterman!

hahaha... what a great thread!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this thread delivers mirth!

Mirth by the fucking caseload, in this instance.

How come there were no "thanks for the bump" posts today?

yeah, paul is sleeping i guess.