another bump

Bwahahahahaha.

What's hilarious is that Paul is trying to flame me in another thread and saying I deserve it because I bumped this thread over and over and flamed him.
I never posted in this thread, UNTIL NOW.

Hilarious shit though. Mr Markham can I please get some of your genius marketing advice for my sites? You're soooo much smarter than me. :1orglaugh

And to think magicjoinlinks.com is still available :winkwink:

I still laugh every time I see this thread, I hope your getting tons of sales from all the bumps about your magic join links, although I highly doubt anyone that has read this thread has pulled there credit card out paul:1orglaugh they are all too busy rolling on the floor laughing at you. :1orglaugh

Charlie never has been quite right... thanks for the reminder.

:)

Lol the responses from Paul are the best part. Trying convince us he is rolling in the cash flow from his Insanely awesome $5 pay sites with magic join links.

Paul did your signups go up or down when you took down magic join links (where you claimed to be crushing in sales) and put up the real join links?

way back in the day, William Cross that owned perlcoders.com would pull that on Netpond. he would say the most insanely stupid shit, people would laugh at him and make fun of him.. then realizing WAAAAY too late that he should have just shut up, he would retreat to the "my icq is lighting up... thanks for all the business" response

Wow I remember that, Netpond had some real characters back in the day.

He would always talk shit about how great his SEO scripts were and I remember thinking "If you can get #1 listings in the serps for whatever keywords you want, why the fuck are you peddling your $200 programs on message boards?"

haha... good times back then. was much easier when the days entertainment and all the lunatics were more centralized. i remember hooper making his first appearance on the boards by calling him out over a script that didn't work. seems like 100 years ago.

That's like 95% of the sponsors who get made fools of on the boards. Apparently they think that being made a fool of equals tons of traffic to their affiliate program.

Oh man, I remember his stepping all over his dick when Max Cash's assets were frozen while they were being investigated. That made for an interesting afternoon of reading.

I learned alot from those boards, I had text files on my hard drive where I would cut and paste posts from Bill PMB and Tommy from tommys-bookmarks. Those posts have probably been worth over $100 per letter to me.

That made YOU laugh too, eh? :1orglaugh

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Did you sign up, after reading this thread? :1orglaugh

lollllllllllll i jumped on it asap lol

Was it as shitty as I'd imagined it'd be?

priceless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL i wish a knew what this thread was about :D

All about magic join links :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If I put up a dozen tonight, can I have a badass station wagon, too? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that is awesome!

Thanks I'll be here all week

Best bump ever. :thumbsup

hey... reply to the forum thing... would not worry about any minors in it... the 1000's of members have a 0 post count, many are bots... abc_1, abc_2, abc_3...

so, no worries there... doubt anyone sees it

any yes, I read most of this and got a good laugh as you all did... can't believe I just wasted 1 hour reading this crap... it was just way too funny

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No shit? I thought he was full of shit BEFORE, but man .. this just takes the CAKE! Bah HAHAHA!

That can't be true....one of his forum members sent me an email once (via ICQ from Paul himself) :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=692916

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Next show, someone is going to walk up to you, paid by Paul, and be like "I am a forum member!"

When it comes to self ownage, Paul Markham is king :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You misunderstand! "Thanks for the bump!" It's making him SALES! :1orglaugh

So you think keeping it to the top now the links are fixed is a good or bad thing?

Please guys I'm going skiing for the weekend can you bookmark this and keep it going.

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3907.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3910.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3916.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3919.jpg

Some pictures for the surfers to jerk off to.

So you think keeping it to the top now the links are fixed is a good or bad thing?

Please guys I'm going skiing for the weekend can you bookmark this and keep it going.

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3907.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3910.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3916.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3919.jpg

Some pictures for the surfers to jerk off to.

So you think keeping it to the top now the links are fixed is a good or bad thing?

Please guys I'm going skiing for the weekend can you bookmark this and keep it going.

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3907.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3910.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3916.jpg

http://www.paulmarkhamteens.com/teen...nteen_3919.jpg

Some pictures for the surfers to jerk off to.

Haha, did you just learn how to make posts?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Happy Easter to all of the Magic Join Links on Earth!

bump for the magic join links (again)

Hello old friend.

P.S. It's maaaaagic!

I see that Paul is bumping some of his old threads this week. I wonder why not this one. This is the greatest advertising ever.

Magic join links FTW!

Fuck, I just pissed my pants a little from laughing :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Paul, you constant lies only work with the young content you always fuck after telling them "im gonna make you a star - with a top notch solo paysite design"

Problem is most of us are adults with a brain. Hard for you to compete at this lvl

you are all jealous of the succes paul is having with his site.

Stop bumping it you haters!!

does anyone have any pics of PaulMarkham himself???

I've been LMFAO so hard at this that I would just love to put a face to this comedy

He is the skinny old fart in all his pictures - you cant miss him

browse his content store a bit, if you find a pic of an old guy fucking a dog (as in an ugly girl) it's paul.

This thread delivers. :thumbsup:thumbsup

I'm still waiting for Paul's e-book "Magic Join Links - The Ratio Within"

Does anyone know the status?

was it 400 or 500 posts for the money ? is that magic money or real money ?

$5 for 10 days non recurring? How are you going to make money from this??? After processing and hosting costs alone you should be making $1 per member, tops!