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Join Date: Jun 2006
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What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
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#2 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: London Town
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Fart and scratch my mornin wood...
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#3 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Cleveland
Posts: 233
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Take a leak, and then smoke a cig.
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The Profiler
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Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
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Cooooooofeeeeeeeee
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#5 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,450
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turn on the radio, pee, and then take a shower.
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Location: The Bird, AZ
Posts: 1,651
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take the dog out to pee...
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#7 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I always have to pee first.
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#8 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Tube Titans, USA
Posts: 11,929
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Pee, coffee, computer
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle..
Posts: 6,341
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That would be sex for sure.
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Location: Happy in the dark.
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#11 |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 3,603
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Pee, shower and off to work lol
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#12 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
Posts: 19,593
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Close my eyes again and try to get back to sleep.
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Location: Cherry Hill, NJ
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Hit snooze, hit snooze again, get up and hit the head
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#14 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 40,377
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drink water, take a piss, look through the window, turn on the PC
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#15 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
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Open my eyes...
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#16 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SD/OC/LA
Posts: 1,917
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take a pee.
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Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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Let the howling cat out of the bedroom that managed to get shut in, go pee, let the dog out to water the bushes.
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#18 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Burnaby BC
Posts: 781
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download porn
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#19 |
Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
Posts: 17,693
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call my swedish maid to blow away my morning wood and make me breakfast
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#20 |
making it rain
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Location: seattle
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Check stats...
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#21 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Manila, Philippines
Posts: 6,960
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scratch my eyes...
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#22 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
Posts: 21,765
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i make coffee and smoke 3-4 cigarettes
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#23 |
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 897
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Oh lets see...
9h00am : Groan at MediaGuy 9h15am : Get out of bed, scratch ass 9h30 : Take a piss, groan at MediaGuy 9h45 : Drink tea, smoke and groan at MediaGuy 10h00 : Panic because im late for work, yell at MediaGuy. Im a grouch in the morning.
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#24 |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: In the present moment
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Can of pineapple juice, multi-vitamin and medication.
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#25 |
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#26 |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Right Coast
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let the dogs piss before I do
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#28 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: On The Edge
Posts: 7,994
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If it's a school morning, I open my door and make sure the munchkin heard his alarm. After that, it's straight to the monitor to check my stats.
Stats are more important than peeing.
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#29 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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turn the laptop on, take a piss, take the dog out.
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Location: Kentucky
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i stare at my bedside table lamp and question the entire meaning of life
its as good an excuse as any for me taking so long to drag my ass outta bed spaz |
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#32 |
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check my messages and stats
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#33 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 11,927
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Kiss Lewis and hit the snooze
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#34 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Capistrano Beach, CA
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Check the time and consider resetting my alarm to half an hour later.
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Location: bumfuck, ky
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same here, all though I don't like it, I poop
I rather have my poop schedule set for a little later in the day, but for the past 2-3 month I poop right when I wake up |
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Location: Alberta
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pee, then computer.
sometimes the other way around if i dont need to pee that bad.
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#38 |
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Location: Where The Teens Are
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No one said eat breakfast as one of their first things to do? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! I pee first, then eat breakfast immediately.
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#39 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
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Wonder where the fuck I am.
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#40 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 495
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I totally agree with Jim Gunn. Without breakfast I am a a true bitch:-)
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Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris
Posts: 27,880
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change da baby
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#42 |
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Posts: 22,651
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stumble to my computer check ICQ for any mega important msgs, drain the lizard, make breakfast, take some pills, flop down at the desk for the next few hours
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"Assassins"
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Location: At home
Posts: 17,277
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99% of the time, take huge dump.
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The Profiler
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Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
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#45 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
Posts: 13,557
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Open the windows.
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