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Old 12-29-2006, 10:52 AM   #1
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What's the first thing you do when you wake up?

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Old 12-29-2006, 11:43 AM   #2
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:44 AM   #3
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:45 AM   #5
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:46 AM   #6
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:50 AM   #7
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:51 AM   #8
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:52 AM   #9
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Old 12-29-2006, 11:54 AM   #10
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:08 PM   #11
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:13 PM   #12
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:16 PM   #13
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:17 PM   #14
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:18 PM   #15
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:22 PM   #16
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:22 PM   #17
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:23 PM   #18
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:24 PM   #19
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:42 PM   #20
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:45 PM   #21
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:48 PM   #22
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:51 PM   #23
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Oh lets see...

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9h45 : Drink tea, smoke and groan at MediaGuy

10h00 : Panic because im late for work, yell at MediaGuy.

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Old 12-29-2006, 12:51 PM   #24
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:52 PM   #25
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:55 PM   #26
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:56 PM   #27
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Old 12-29-2006, 12:57 PM   #28
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:13 PM   #29
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:33 PM   #30
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:36 PM   #31
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:37 PM   #32
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:38 PM   #33
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:42 PM   #34
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:43 PM   #35
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same here, all though I don't like it, I poop

I rather have my poop schedule set for a little later in the day, but for the past 2-3 month I poop right when I wake up
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:43 PM   #36
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Old 12-29-2006, 01:55 PM   #37
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Old 12-29-2006, 02:05 PM   #38
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Old 12-29-2006, 04:06 PM   #39
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Old 12-29-2006, 04:11 PM   #40
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