What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
 

Fart and scratch my mornin wood...

Take a leak, and then smoke a cig.

Cooooooofeeeeeeeee

turn on the radio, pee, and then take a shower. :)

take the dog out to pee...
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I always have to pee first.

Pee, coffee, computer

That would be sex for sure.

Listening to THE STOOGE's "I WANNA BE YOUR DOG" :winkwink: !

Pee, shower and off to work lol

Close my eyes again and try to get back to sleep.

Hit snooze, hit snooze again, get up and hit the head

drink water, take a piss, look through the window, turn on the PC

Open my eyes...

take a pee.

Let the howling cat out of the bedroom that managed to get shut in, go pee, let the dog out to water the bushes.

download porn

call my swedish maid to blow away my morning wood and make me breakfast

Check stats...

scratch my eyes...
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

i make coffee and smoke 3-4 cigarettes

Oh lets see...

9h00am : Groan at MediaGuy

9h15am : Get out of bed, scratch ass

9h30 : Take a piss, groan at MediaGuy

9h45 : Drink tea, smoke and groan at MediaGuy

10h00 : Panic because im late for work, yell at MediaGuy.

Im a grouch in the morning.

Can of pineapple juice, multi-vitamin and medication.

same thing

let the dogs piss before I do :disgust

:1orglaugh

If it's a school morning, I open my door and make sure the munchkin heard his alarm. After that, it's straight to the monitor to check my stats.

Stats are more important than peeing.

turn the laptop on, take a piss, take the dog out.

:pimp pray?:helpme :pimp

i stare at my bedside table lamp and question the entire meaning of life

its as good an excuse as any for me taking so long to drag my ass outta bed


spaz

check my messages and stats

Kiss Lewis and hit the snooze

Check the time and consider resetting my alarm to half an hour later.

same here, all though I don't like it, I poop

I rather have my poop schedule set for a little later in the day, but for the past 2-3 month I poop right when I wake up

I take a huge piss out my wood :1orglaugh

pee, then computer.
sometimes the other way around if i dont need to pee that bad.

No one said eat breakfast as one of their first things to do? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! I pee first, then eat breakfast immediately.

Wonder where the fuck I am.

I totally agree with Jim Gunn. Without breakfast I am a a true bitch:-)

change da baby

stumble to my computer check ICQ for any mega important msgs, drain the lizard, make breakfast, take some pills, flop down at the desk for the next few hours

99% of the time, take huge dump.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Open the windows.