Number one rule on how to "date" a stripper - GoFuckYourself.com

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 03:15 PM

The number one rule is: DO NOT PAY FOR ANY DANCES.

The following advice has been carefully honed over many years. Take it or leave it.. I'm sure others have their own methods...

Once you pay for a dance, or more likely for 5-6 dances, you have established yourself as "a customer"... Trust me, your chances will be gone and lost forever. If you want a hope at take-out success, you need to be cool. Tell the dancer that you'd rather buy her a drink or two and chat. Don't spend a dime on dances -- but do not be cheap with drinks... offer champagne, martinis, top shelf booze, whatever she wants... Make it clear that you'd rather have an in-depth conversation and learn about her mind rather than have an "impersonal" dance with someone you never met before... Also make it clear that you NEVER pay for dances -- no need to, right? Go ahead and offer her the $30, $50, $100 that she would have made on dances, so that it's clear you value her time... Time she spends chatting with you is money out of her pocket (only do this if the club is busy... If it's dead then she knows she's not losing a dime by sitting and talking with you) Dancers often have self esteem issues (as do people in general, I guess) so making them feel good about themselves, in a non-physical way tends to go farther than you could ever imagine... Also, dancers are always hungry at the end of the shift. A nice invitation to go out for a bite should be all you need if you played your cards right during the time spent in the club. If it was meant to be -- it will be! If not, try, try again. One last thing -- don't show off money, or lie excessivly about your job, or try to be someone way cooler than you are. They get this ALL DAY... Just be the normal nice guy that you probably are...
I should not give out all my secrets, but you guys have been so helpful to me... Actually they are not really my own secrets. I learned from a true master... Good luck!

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2006, 03:19 PM

i ask her "whats on the menu?"

escorpio · 12-28-2006, 03:19 PM

Pay to talk to a stripper? Are you out of your fucking mind? I pay strippers to strip.

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2006, 03:20 PM

easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2006, 03:21 PM

"Do you want to go to the VIP room?"

Me: How much for a BJ back there?

After Shock Media · 12-28-2006, 03:21 PM

Sounds cheaper and easier to find a normal girl to date and convience her to then become a stripper.

Pimpin_J · 12-28-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

This should definatly work!

Klen · 12-28-2006, 03:22 PM

Well howmuch i know strippers often pick someone from public for their perfomance so it's better to try with that.

aico · 12-28-2006, 03:22 PM

You are close, but you are not yet Jedi. Paying for her to sit with you is the same as buying a dance, you just made yourself a customer.

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2006, 03:23 PM

also ask em if they will do a "dirty franck" on you y

DWB · 12-28-2006, 03:27 PM

Indeed.

NEVER PAY A STRIPPER FOR ANYTHING if you want to get with them.

But the question is, why would you want to date a stripper? DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!!!

After Shock Media · 12-28-2006, 03:28 PM

Serious questions, not that I have dated or tried to date a stripper.

Wouldnt it make more sense to sort of not pay that much attention to them, idle chit chat ok. No dances, no paying for talking, no buying her drinks.

Then couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

Ok maybe I am just dense when it comes to strippers.

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i ask her "whats on the menu?"

Amateur. Don't you know "takeouts" are initiated by the stripper; and only ouside the club, you can ask "what's on the menu"

Now, to get a takeout from a stripper takes skill. LOL.

Dirty F · 12-28-2006, 03:29 PM

Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper?

georgeyw · 12-28-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

This is a friend of mines method

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

But the question is, why would you want to date a stripper?

For bragging right. LOL

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper when you can sex with farm animals

aico · 12-28-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper?

Because they are easy to break up with, so you always have an out just by saying "You're a stripper, I can't deal with it, laters."

a1ka1ine · 12-28-2006, 03:50 PM

the best way to date a stripper is to gently, more and more, persuade your girlfriend to become a stripper. tell her you love to see her naked around other guys and the sense of trust between you etc etc and then she becomes a stripper and you are dating a stripper! gz you also ruined her life

SleazyDream · 12-28-2006, 04:07 PM

why would you want to spend time with a stripper you met in a strip club?

i was always under the impression that you pay them to LEAVE.

meeting out outside a club - ok - but at work? isn't that a little overly desprite ?

Theo Anthony · 12-28-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

been there, done that and had the orgy! Good idea indeed and an 8 out of 10 strike rate which is always a winner!

Yay for cokeheadstrippers!!

alexg · 12-28-2006, 04:27 PM

dating a stripper?

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

why would you want to spend time with a stripper you met in a strip club??

For the same reason why guys would want to spend some time with a girl they met at a bar or nite club.

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i was always under the impression that you pay them to LEAVE.

I think you're mistaken strippers with escort girls, two entirely different "profession"

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

meeting out outside a club - ok - but at work? isn't that a little overly desprite ?

The take-out is done ouside the club (her work), that's why it is called a Take-Out.

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by alexg

dating a stripper?

The actual term in the industry is "Take-Out" but I used the word "date" so most people would get what I mean

he-fox · 12-28-2006, 04:47 PM

lol. paying to talk to a stripper. geez. pay a hooker and fuck her, dude.

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox

lol. paying to talk to a stripper. geez. pay a hooker and fuck her, dude.

There's no challenge in that. Plus, I'm not into hookers.

corvette · 12-28-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

chicks love candy, and grapes

Juilan · 12-28-2006, 05:10 PM

Seldom worth the time and drama to date them.

Spunky · 12-28-2006, 05:12 PM

One of the worst dating experiences in my life..they all have baggage

reynold · 12-28-2006, 06:14 PM

I don't remember any instances I dated a stripper.

Quotealex · 12-28-2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Juilan

Seldom worth the time and drama to date them.

Just seing your budies faces drop when a stripper enter your car after her shift is worth all the drama IMO.

rodney25 · 12-28-2006, 08:40 PM

There'll be no second date if they don't see any money from me..

Worldnet · 12-28-2006, 09:03 PM

Best way to date a stripper? Cocaine! Of course!

en21 · 12-28-2006, 09:07 PM

I rathered paid $1000 for a fuck

shekinah · 12-28-2006, 09:20 PM

Maybe he's trying to treat them nicely...that's it!

Catalyst · 12-28-2006, 09:25 PM

yea.. I think that is why I am so fucked up.. something like 6 out of my last 10 girls friends have been strippers.

living in vegas.. they are ALL FUCKING stripper..

Dagwolf · 12-28-2006, 09:26 PM

I thought the number 1 rule was, DON"T ?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-28-2006, 09:30 PM

For once I have to agree with Juicy, the best way to take home a stripper is with cocaine...

themachinelavene · 12-28-2006, 09:43 PM

totally agree with alex, and as he pointed out the best way to get them is to not pay for dances, if you need to spend money on dances pay for her friends to dance for your friends ect..

gotta point out one thing...American rippers are WAY different than Canadian ones regarding looks, style of dancing & attitude... I'm fortunate enough to live in montreal but have visited many nudie bars around the world and find that there are differences...overall tho I give alex's guide an A++ rating if you want to actually ding a hot ripper from a classy club

that being said...if all else fails grab a ball or more of the good shit and let them know you got some for them

GlydeGirl · 12-28-2006, 10:44 PM

It's so amusing to read these threads where you guys swap creepy pick-up tactics. I don't doubt that they work, It's just kinda sad that that's the sex you brag about -- cold, impersonal, manipulative.

What you boys really need to do is date hot kinky bi swinger girls and live out all your wild sexual fantasies for FREE for the rest of your lives. It's a damn good life; I've been living it for the past nine years. I just don't know why more people don't fuck that way...

crockett · 12-28-2006, 10:47 PM

Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

Bake · 12-29-2006, 12:35 AM

Getting sex is easy
The real fun is in the Challenge and the chase.
When you get real good at it wemon chase you and beg for sex.

Quotealex · 12-29-2006, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

You thought wrong.

DarkJedi · 12-29-2006, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

The number one rule is: ENJOY THE AIDS.

Fixed it.

Pete-KT · 12-29-2006, 07:07 AM

haha nice one

Holly · 12-29-2006, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Then couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

Ok maybe I am just dense when it comes to strippers.

I have no idea if you're joking or not, but I can't stop laughing.

My mother called me a few minutes ago and I could barely talk to her. I keep imagining those old cartoons where Elmer Fudd (or whatever hunter) uses a box with bait.

You could set it up on a table at the strip club, prop the box up with a stick, tie a string to the stick, and then put the candy pile underneath and wait over behind the stage with the other end of the string. Then, when a stripper sashays over- yank the string and you've got her!!

ajrocks · 12-29-2006, 07:33 AM

Not a bad idea, but who the hell wants to talk to a stripper? Take the dances at least you get something instead of mindless chat.

ADL Colin · 12-29-2006, 07:35 AM

Man, I disagree with this. I pretty much only date strippers and I pay for dances.

ADL Colin · 12-29-2006, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

Even more than money

ADL Colin · 12-29-2006, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

It's just kinda sad that that's the sex you brag about -- cold, impersonal, manipulative.

We're guys. We don't care. Hell, we just stare at tits or the ass and hit it until we're done.

12-28-2006, 03:15 PM	#1
Quotealex Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Global Digerati Village Posts: 6,265	Number one rule on how to "date" a stripper The number one rule is: DO NOT PAY FOR ANY DANCES. The following advice has been carefully honed over many years. Take it or leave it.. I'm sure others have their own methods... Once you pay for a dance, or more likely for 5-6 dances, you have established yourself as "a customer"... Trust me, your chances will be gone and lost forever. If you want a hope at take-out success, you need to be cool. Tell the dancer that you'd rather buy her a drink or two and chat. Don't spend a dime on dances -- but do not be cheap with drinks... offer champagne, martinis, top shelf booze, whatever she wants... Make it clear that you'd rather have an in-depth conversation and learn about her mind rather than have an "impersonal" dance with someone you never met before... Also make it clear that you NEVER pay for dances -- no need to, right? Go ahead and offer her the $30, $50, $100 that she would have made on dances, so that it's clear you value her time... Time she spends chatting with you is money out of her pocket (only do this if the club is busy... If it's dead then she knows she's not losing a dime by sitting and talking with you) Dancers often have self esteem issues (as do people in general, I guess) so making them feel good about themselves, in a non-physical way tends to go farther than you could ever imagine... Also, dancers are always hungry at the end of the shift. A nice invitation to go out for a bite should be all you need if you played your cards right during the time spent in the club. If it was meant to be -- it will be! If not, try, try again. One last thing -- don't show off money, or lie excessivly about your job, or try to be someone way cooler than you are. They get this ALL DAY... Just be the normal nice guy that you probably are... I should not give out all my secrets, but you guys have been so helpful to me... Actually they are not really my own secrets. I learned from a true master... Good luck!

12-28-2006, 03:19 PM	#3
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,121	Pay to talk to a stripper? Are you out of your fucking mind? I pay strippers to strip. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

12-28-2006, 03:21 PM	#6
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Sounds cheaper and easier to find a normal girl to date and convience her to then become a stripper. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

12-28-2006, 03:28 PM	#12
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Serious questions, not that I have dated or tried to date a stripper. Wouldnt it make more sense to sort of not pay that much attention to them, idle chit chat ok. No dances, no paying for talking, no buying her drinks. Then couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy. Ok maybe I am just dense when it comes to strippers. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

12-28-2006, 04:07 PM	#20
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	why would you want to spend time with a stripper you met in a strip club? i was always under the impression that you pay them to LEAVE. meeting out outside a club - ok - but at work? isn't that a little overly desprite ? __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

12-28-2006, 03:19 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i ask her "whats on the menu?"

12-28-2006, 03:20 PM	#4
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

12-28-2006, 03:22 PM	#8
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Well howmuch i know strippers often pick someone from public for their perfomance so it's better to try with that.

12-28-2006, 03:22 PM	#9
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	You are close, but you are not yet Jedi. Paying for her to sit with you is the same as buying a dance, you just made yourself a customer.

12-28-2006, 03:23 PM	#10
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	also ask em if they will do a "dirty franck" on you y

12-28-2006, 03:27 PM	#11
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Indeed. NEVER PAY A STRIPPER FOR ANYTHING if you want to get with them. But the question is, why would you want to date a stripper? DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!!!

12-28-2006, 03:29 PM	#14
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper?

12-28-2006, 03:50 PM	#19
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	the best way to date a stripper is to gently, more and more, persuade your girlfriend to become a stripper. tell her you love to see her naked around other guys and the sense of trust between you etc etc and then she becomes a stripper and you are dating a stripper! gz you also ruined her life

12-28-2006, 04:27 PM	#22
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12-28-2006, 04:47 PM	#25
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	lol. paying to talk to a stripper. geez. pay a hooker and fuck her, dude.

12-28-2006, 05:10 PM	#28
Juilan Sultan of Swing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: XXXodus Posts: 15,141	Seldom worth the time and drama to date them. __________________ My Best Converting VOD Sponsor \|

12-28-2006, 05:12 PM	#29
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	One of the worst dating experiences in my life..they all have baggage __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-28-2006, 06:14 PM	#30
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I don't remember any instances I dated a stripper.

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12-28-2006, 09:03 PM	#33
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12-28-2006, 09:20 PM	#35
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12-28-2006, 09:25 PM	#36
Catalyst Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 3,243	yea.. I think that is why I am so fucked up.. something like 6 out of my last 10 girls friends have been strippers. living in vegas.. they are ALL FUCKING stripper..

12-28-2006, 09:26 PM	#37
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12-28-2006, 09:30 PM	#38
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	For once I have to agree with Juicy, the best way to take home a stripper is with cocaine...

12-28-2006, 09:43 PM	#39
themachinelavene Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 415	totally agree with alex, and as he pointed out the best way to get them is to not pay for dances, if you need to spend money on dances pay for her friends to dance for your friends ect.. gotta point out one thing...American rippers are WAY different than Canadian ones regarding looks, style of dancing & attitude... I'm fortunate enough to live in montreal but have visited many nudie bars around the world and find that there are differences...overall tho I give alex's guide an A++ rating if you want to actually ding a hot ripper from a classy club that being said...if all else fails grab a ball or more of the good shit and let them know you got some for them __________________ ,\|,,(-_-),,\|, Last edited by themachinelavene; 12-28-2006 at 09:44 PM..

12-28-2006, 10:44 PM	#40
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	It's so amusing to read these threads where you guys swap creepy pick-up tactics. I don't doubt that they work, It's just kinda sad that that's the sex you brag about -- cold, impersonal, manipulative. What you boys really need to do is date hot kinky bi swinger girls and live out all your wild sexual fantasies for FREE for the rest of your lives. It's a damn good life; I've been living it for the past nine years. I just don't know why more people don't fuck that way...

12-28-2006, 10:47 PM	#41
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12-29-2006, 12:35 AM	#42
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12-29-2006, 07:07 AM	#45
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12-29-2006, 07:33 AM	#47
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12-29-2006, 07:35 AM	#48
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