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Quotealex 12-28-2006 03:15 PM

Number one rule on how to "date" a stripper
 
The number one rule is: DO NOT PAY FOR ANY DANCES.

The following advice has been carefully honed over many years. Take it or leave it.. I'm sure others have their own methods...

Once you pay for a dance, or more likely for 5-6 dances, you have established yourself as "a customer"... Trust me, your chances will be gone and lost forever. If you want a hope at take-out success, you need to be cool. Tell the dancer that you'd rather buy her a drink or two and chat. Don't spend a dime on dances -- but do not be cheap with drinks... offer champagne, martinis, top shelf booze, whatever she wants... Make it clear that you'd rather have an in-depth conversation and learn about her mind rather than have an "impersonal" dance with someone you never met before... Also make it clear that you NEVER pay for dances -- no need to, right? Go ahead and offer her the $30, $50, $100 that she would have made on dances, so that it's clear you value her time... Time she spends chatting with you is money out of her pocket (only do this if the club is busy... If it's dead then she knows she's not losing a dime by sitting and talking with you) Dancers often have self esteem issues (as do people in general, I guess) so making them feel good about themselves, in a non-physical way tends to go farther than you could ever imagine... Also, dancers are always hungry at the end of the shift. A nice invitation to go out for a bite should be all you need if you played your cards right during the time spent in the club. If it was meant to be -- it will be! If not, try, try again. One last thing -- don't show off money, or lie excessivly about your job, or try to be someone way cooler than you are. They get this ALL DAY... Just be the normal nice guy that you probably are...
I should not give out all my secrets, but you guys have been so helpful to me... Actually they are not really my own secrets. I learned from a true master... Good luck!

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2006 03:19 PM

i ask her "whats on the menu?"

escorpio 12-28-2006 03:19 PM

Pay to talk to a stripper? Are you out of your fucking mind? I pay strippers to strip.

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2006 03:20 PM

easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2006 03:21 PM

"Do you want to go to the VIP room?"

Me: How much for a BJ back there?

After Shock Media 12-28-2006 03:21 PM

Sounds cheaper and easier to find a normal girl to date and convience her to then become a stripper.

Pimpin_J 12-28-2006 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11608241)
easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

This should definatly work!

Klen 12-28-2006 03:22 PM

Well howmuch i know strippers often pick someone from public for their perfomance so it's better to try with that.

aico 12-28-2006 03:22 PM

You are close, but you are not yet Jedi. Paying for her to sit with you is the same as buying a dance, you just made yourself a customer.

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2006 03:23 PM

also ask em if they will do a "dirty franck" on you y

DWB 12-28-2006 03:27 PM

Indeed.

NEVER PAY A STRIPPER FOR ANYTHING if you want to get with them.

But the question is, why would you want to date a stripper? DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!!!

After Shock Media 12-28-2006 03:28 PM

Serious questions, not that I have dated or tried to date a stripper.

Wouldnt it make more sense to sort of not pay that much attention to them, idle chit chat ok. No dances, no paying for talking, no buying her drinks.

Then couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

Ok maybe I am just dense when it comes to strippers.

Quotealex 12-28-2006 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11608235)
i ask her "whats on the menu?"

Amateur. Don't you know "takeouts" are initiated by the stripper; and only ouside the club, you can ask "what's on the menu" :winkwink:

Now, to get a takeout from a stripper takes skill. LOL.

Dirty F 12-28-2006 03:29 PM

Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper?

georgeyw 12-28-2006 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11608241)
easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is a friend of mines method :thumbsup

Quotealex 12-28-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11608273)
But the question is, why would you want to date a stripper?

For bragging right. LOL

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2006 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11608282)
Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper when you can sex with farm animals


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aico 12-28-2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 11608282)
Why the fuck would you want to date a stripper?

Because they are easy to break up with, so you always have an out just by saying "You're a stripper, I can't deal with it, laters."

a1ka1ine 12-28-2006 03:50 PM

the best way to date a stripper is to gently, more and more, persuade your girlfriend to become a stripper. tell her you love to see her naked around other guys and the sense of trust between you etc etc and then she becomes a stripper and you are dating a stripper! gz you also ruined her life :)

SleazyDream 12-28-2006 04:07 PM

why would you want to spend time with a stripper you met in a strip club?


i was always under the impression that you pay them to LEAVE.

meeting out outside a club - ok - but at work? isn't that a little overly desprite ?

Theo Anthony 12-28-2006 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11608241)
easiest way is to tell em "yo i got a kilo of columbian marching powder at my place, why dont you and your 4 friends cum over" this way you can have a orgy

been there, done that and had the orgy! Good idea indeed and an 8 out of 10 strike rate which is always a winner!

Yay for cokeheadstrippers!!

alexg 12-28-2006 04:27 PM

dating a stripper? :1orglaugh

Quotealex 12-28-2006 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11608456)
why would you want to spend time with a stripper you met in a strip club??

For the same reason why guys would want to spend some time with a girl they met at a bar or nite club.


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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11608456)
i was always under the impression that you pay them to LEAVE.

I think you're mistaken strippers with escort girls, two entirely different "profession":winkwink:

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11608456)
meeting out outside a club - ok - but at work? isn't that a little overly desprite ?

The take-out is done ouside the club (her work), that's why it is called a Take-Out.

Quotealex 12-28-2006 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by alexg (Post 11608546)
dating a stripper? :1orglaugh

The actual term in the industry is "Take-Out" but I used the word "date" so most people would get what I mean:thumbsup

he-fox 12-28-2006 04:47 PM

lol. paying to talk to a stripper. geez. pay a hooker and fuck her, dude.

Quotealex 12-28-2006 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by he-fox (Post 11608659)
lol. paying to talk to a stripper. geez. pay a hooker and fuck her, dude.

There's no challenge in that. Plus, I'm not into hookers.

corvette 12-28-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11608276)
couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

chicks love candy, and grapes

Juilan 12-28-2006 05:10 PM

Seldom worth the time and drama to date them.

Spunky 12-28-2006 05:12 PM

One of the worst dating experiences in my life..they all have baggage

reynold 12-28-2006 06:14 PM

I don't remember any instances I dated a stripper.

Quotealex 12-28-2006 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Juilan (Post 11608776)
Seldom worth the time and drama to date them.

Just seing your budies faces drop when a stripper enter your car after her shift is worth all the drama IMO.

rodney25 12-28-2006 08:40 PM

There'll be no second date if they don't see any money from me.. :(

Worldnet 12-28-2006 09:03 PM

Best way to date a stripper? Cocaine! Of course!:thumbsup

en21 12-28-2006 09:07 PM

I rathered paid $1000 for a fuck

shekinah 12-28-2006 09:20 PM

Maybe he's trying to treat them nicely...that's it!

Catalyst 12-28-2006 09:25 PM

yea.. I think that is why I am so fucked up.. something like 6 out of my last 10 girls friends have been strippers.

living in vegas.. they are ALL FUCKING stripper..

Dagwolf 12-28-2006 09:26 PM

I thought the number 1 rule was, DON"T ?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-28-2006 09:30 PM

For once I have to agree with Juicy, the best way to take home a stripper is with cocaine...

themachinelavene 12-28-2006 09:43 PM

totally agree with alex, and as he pointed out the best way to get them is to not pay for dances, if you need to spend money on dances pay for her friends to dance for your friends ect..

gotta point out one thing...American rippers are WAY different than Canadian ones regarding looks, style of dancing & attitude... I'm fortunate enough to live in montreal but have visited many nudie bars around the world and find that there are differences...overall tho I give alex's guide an A++ rating if you want to actually ding a hot ripper from a classy club

that being said...if all else fails grab a ball or more of the good shit and let them know you got some for them

GlydeGirl 12-28-2006 10:44 PM

It's so amusing to read these threads where you guys swap creepy pick-up tactics. I don't doubt that they work, It's just kinda sad that that's the sex you brag about -- cold, impersonal, manipulative.

What you boys really need to do is date hot kinky bi swinger girls and live out all your wild sexual fantasies for FREE for the rest of your lives. It's a damn good life; I've been living it for the past nine years. I just don't know why more people don't fuck that way...

crockett 12-28-2006 10:47 PM

Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

Bake 12-29-2006 12:35 AM

Getting sex is easy
The real fun is in the Challenge and the chase.
When you get real good at it wemon chase you and beg for sex.

Quotealex 12-29-2006 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11610654)
Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

You thought wrong.

DarkJedi 12-29-2006 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal (Post 11608227)
The number one rule is: ENJOY THE AIDS.

Fixed it.

Pete-KT 12-29-2006 07:07 AM

haha nice one :)

Holly 12-29-2006 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11608276)
Then couldnt you just like leave out a small pile or something of hard candy, I mean all girls seem to like candy right? I figure they would talk with you some so they can grab some candy.

Ok maybe I am just dense when it comes to strippers.

I have no idea if you're joking or not, but I can't stop laughing. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh My mother called me a few minutes ago and I could barely talk to her. I keep imagining those old cartoons where Elmer Fudd (or whatever hunter) uses a box with bait.

You could set it up on a table at the strip club, prop the box up with a stick, tie a string to the stick, and then put the candy pile underneath and wait over behind the stage with the other end of the string. Then, when a stripper sashays over- yank the string and you've got her!! :pimp

ajrocks 12-29-2006 07:33 AM

Not a bad idea, but who the hell wants to talk to a stripper? Take the dances at least you get something instead of mindless chat.

ADL Colin 12-29-2006 07:35 AM

Man, I disagree with this. I pretty much only date strippers and I pay for dances.

ADL Colin 12-29-2006 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11610654)
Oh damn I thought they all wanted coke..

Even more than money

ADL Colin 12-29-2006 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura (Post 11610642)
It's just kinda sad that that's the sex you brag about -- cold, impersonal, manipulative.

We're guys. We don't care. Hell, we just stare at tits or the ass and hit it until we're done.


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