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12-27-2006, 05:58 PM
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I wanna fuck the shit out of my GF's sister...
How do I do it?
She's known me years... I can't dazzle her with my usual skills (not that I have many)... She won't fall for money... I need a sure fire way. Im drunk. |
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12-27-2006, 06:05 PM
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bunch of fucking gays!
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12-27-2006, 06:06 PM
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Tequila. Lemons. Salt.
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12-27-2006, 06:09 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Sounds like you can only take her by force.
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12-27-2006, 06:12 PM
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let's just hope your girlfriend does not come across GFY
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12-27-2006, 06:12 PM
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Yes.. use the force luke!
might be the only way. |
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12-27-2006, 06:14 PM
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Getting her drunk and alone would be a problem, so tequila wouldnt work.
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12-27-2006, 06:15 PM
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sperm tail
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goodluck with that obviously if you fail your g/f will chop your balls off
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12-27-2006, 06:15 PM
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How do I get her alone to get drunk with me?
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12-27-2006, 06:16 PM
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My GF can fuck off!
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12-27-2006, 06:17 PM
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Permanently Gone
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Neither of the sisters are very talented in bed, don't waste your time.
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12-27-2006, 06:17 PM
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I am Amazing Content!
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why am i not surprised??? 
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12-27-2006, 06:18 PM
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What are you saying about the English?
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12-27-2006, 06:18 PM
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Greatest country in the world my friend...
Even though the vast majority of british are retards. |
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12-27-2006, 06:19 PM
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bed time!!!! im fucked!
ignore this thread, sorry.. dont mean it... I always come to GFY with my thoughts, fuck knows why... I think i love you guys... You're like a non-forgiving big brother, you take no shit, but you're always there and know the right thing to say - even if you're a cunt at the same time... love you. |
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12-27-2006, 06:22 PM
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LOL someone just pulled a "donny"
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12-27-2006, 06:22 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Chloroform works wonders
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12-27-2006, 06:23 PM
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Vidi Vici Veni
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I'd suggest sobering up and then look at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's a good idea.
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12-27-2006, 06:23 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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just whip it o ut and put it in her hand
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12-27-2006, 06:24 PM
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Pix of the GF and her sis please... ADG Webmaster |
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12-27-2006, 06:26 PM
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Tell your GF that you want a threesome with her and her sister
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12-27-2006, 06:27 PM
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Is her sister a cougar?
Or a younger, finer version of your GF? |
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12-27-2006, 06:42 PM
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12-27-2006, 07:36 PM
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im in the same situation..u have no idea
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12-27-2006, 07:47 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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12-27-2006, 07:49 PM
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Thanks for that Ma! |
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12-27-2006, 08:10 PM
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I've done that, but it was the wifes idea and her sister was 6 months without a boyfriend. What a selfless girl huh?
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12-27-2006, 09:11 PM
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Bad Mo-Fo
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What?? No pictures?? I am soooo disappointed!
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12-27-2006, 09:15 PM
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Don't do that, you'll regret it on the long run ! :D
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12-27-2006, 09:17 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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12-27-2006, 09:18 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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12-27-2006, 09:18 PM
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that is such a bad bad idea
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12-27-2006, 09:19 PM
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1 word, chloroform
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12-27-2006, 09:23 PM
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3 letters, GHB
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12-27-2006, 09:28 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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She's gotta sleep sometime.
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2 words, seek help! |
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12-27-2006, 09:41 PM
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keep it a fantasy, u'll be much happier ;) trust me
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12-27-2006, 09:47 PM
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12-27-2006, 10:33 PM
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A freakin' legend!
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Sounds like a relationship killer for sure.
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12-27-2006, 10:41 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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if you can pull it off, do it. Roofies ftw!
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12-27-2006, 10:45 PM
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ahahaha... not 
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12-27-2006, 10:45 PM
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12-27-2006, 10:48 PM
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12-27-2006, 10:54 PM
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12-27-2006, 11:11 PM
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You have to get them both drunk together...only thing is you will feed you gf more liquer...and when she falls asleep...Bingo! Worked for me but they were friends not sisters.
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12-27-2006, 11:15 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I once did sisters, but it was about 3 years apart so it's not really anything to brag about.
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12-27-2006, 11:26 PM
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You need Rohypnol. aka the Date Rape Drug.
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