I wanna fuck the shit out of my GF's sister...
 

How do I do it?

She's known me years... I can't dazzle her with my usual skills (not that I have many)...

She won't fall for money... I need a sure fire way.

Im drunk.

bunch of fucking gays!

Tequila. Lemons. Salt.

Sounds like you can only take her by force.

let's just hope your girlfriend does not come across GFY

Yes.. use the force luke!

might be the only way.

Getting her drunk and alone would be a problem, so tequila wouldnt work.

goodluck with that obviously if you fail your g/f will chop your balls off

How do I get her alone to get drunk with me?

My GF can fuck off!

Neither of the sisters are very talented in bed, don't waste your time.

Location: UK

why am i not surprised??? :helpme

What are you saying about the English?

Greatest country in the world my friend...

Even though the vast majority of british are retards.

bed time!!!! im fucked!

ignore this thread, sorry.. dont mean it...

I always come to GFY with my thoughts, fuck knows why...

I think i love you guys...

You're like a non-forgiving big brother, you take no shit, but you're always there and know the right thing to say - even if you're a cunt at the same time...

love you.

LOL someone just pulled a "donny" :1orglaugh

Chloroform works wonders

I'd suggest sobering up and then look at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's a good idea.

just whip it o ut and put it in her hand

So you're offering her up?

Pix of the GF and her sis please...

ADG Webmaster

Tell your GF that you want a threesome with her and her sister :thumbsup

Is her sister a cougar?
Or a younger, finer version of your GF?

my thoughts exactly

im in the same situation..u have no idea

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup Thanks for that Ma! :1orglaugh

I've done that, but it was the wifes idea and her sister was 6 months without a boyfriend. What a selfless girl huh?

What?? No pictures?? I am soooo disappointed!

Don't do that, you'll regret it on the long run ! :D

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode. :1orglaugh

Dude, nice sig. :thumbsup

that is such a bad bad idea

1 word, chloroform

3 letters, GHB

She's gotta sleep sometime.

2 words, seek help! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

keep it a fantasy, u'll be much happier ;) trust me

So his GF is single now...?

Sounds like a relationship killer for sure.

hahahah that would be horrible :1orglaugh

if you can pull it off, do it. Roofies ftw!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ahahaha... not :disgust

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

quoted for truth :thumbsup

You have to get them both drunk together...only thing is you will feed you gf more liquer...and when she falls asleep...Bingo! Worked for me but they were friends not sisters.

I once did sisters, but it was about 3 years apart so it's not really anything to brag about.

And one of them was a total slut. had to have been one of the most non-chalant and casual transition into sex ever. Scary shit.

You need Rohypnol. aka the Date Rape Drug.