People asking for link trades these days - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 12-27-2006, 01:50 AM

I can't believe just how stupid and ignorant the emails I get these days asking for link trades are.

they demand - they don't ask - they demand a trade cause they THINK they are someone.

I havn't had someone send me traffic first before asking for probally 2 years - and even then it was only one person and before that it was probally 5 years.

why the fuck would i dump an existing person for someone new i have no history with?

ok - all you piece of shit circle jerk morons - tell me why i'm an asshole and wrong here.

is there just a total lack of marketing skills out there? it always BLOWS me away just how stupid most are with their requests for trades and how they go about getting them

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-27-2006, 01:56 AM

can i have a link please?

see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill

JFK · 12-27-2006, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

can i have a link please?

see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill

MAD skills I say..............

grumpy · 12-27-2006, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I can't believe just how stupid and ignorant the emails I get these days asking for link trades are.

they demand - they don't ask - they demand a trade cause they THINK they are someone.

I havn't had someone send me traffic first before asking for probally 2 years - and even then it was only one person and before that it was probally 5 years.

why the fuck would i dump an existing person for someone new i have no history with?

ok - all you piece of shit circle jerk morons - tell me why i'm an asshole and wrong here.

is there just a total lack of marketing skills out there? it always BLOWS me away just how stupid most are with their requests for trades and how they go about getting them

You can join the juicy group. You sir are an idiot, not only an idiot but a ignorant wanna be viking.

WWC · 12-27-2006, 02:16 AM

Please put up my link on your site within 24 hours or else! lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-27-2006, 02:26 AM

Link me or the kitten dies!

SleazyDream · 12-27-2006, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

Link me or the kitten dies!

now that's skills - i liked that

mind you i'm alerigic to cats so I'd probally say shoot the fucker - but it made me smile

Serge Litehead · 12-27-2006, 04:17 AM

Seems like you were born with traffic others are less fortunate. Start a new site and accept these new trades there you could grow a network of 'new comers', I'm sure you can make it worthwhile :2cents.

Roald · 12-27-2006, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by holograph

Seems like you were born with traffic others are less fortunate. Start a new site and accept these new trades there you could grow a network of 'new comers', I'm sure you can make it worthwhile :2cents.

he was born with traffic? You mean he had it from scratch and didn't have to work for it? Damn that must be awesome!

Serge Litehead · 12-27-2006, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

he was born with traffic? You mean he had it from scratch and didn't have to work for it? Damn that must be awesome!

oh the irony.

nico-t · 12-27-2006, 04:52 AM

sleazy, youre an obnoxious person... btw stop with all the damn CAPS to emphasize words, it's lame as hell.

CIVMatt · 12-27-2006, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok - all you piece of shit circle jerk morons - tell me why i'm an asshole and wrong here.

You're an asshole because I am somebody

Juicy D. Links · 12-27-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

You can join the juicy group.

are you implying me?

Nicky · 12-27-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

can i have a link please?

see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill

You can't spell to Marketing, what makes you think anybody would think you know how to implement it?

sicone · 12-27-2006, 09:23 AM

you could have just deleted my email to you, no reason to bring it to the board

jimthefiend · 12-27-2006, 09:27 AM

Who the fuck cares? Stop whining.

Peaches · 12-27-2006, 09:27 AM

I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then

Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do.

/old folk

Cyndalie · 12-27-2006, 09:36 AM

I demanded a link Sleazy, I didn't ask for a link trade.

Peacemaker · 12-27-2006, 09:44 AM

maybe they have a new site with 10k traffic and dont want to waste sending you traffic first (upfront) without knowing if they ever get something back?

my2cents..

and nothing personal :D

stickyfingerz · 12-27-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then

Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do.

/old folk

Icq came out in 96, thats more mid 90's.

Rochard · 12-27-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then

Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do.

/old folk

When I think back to my old link trading days on my bikini site.... and some of the people I've traded with...... Some of them are much richer than myself!

fris · 12-27-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

You can join the juicy group. You sir are an idiot, not only an idiot but a ignorant wanna be viking.

and i bet most of the sites that ask to trade skim like 99% of their traffic, so any trade like that would be worthless, and the prod would sucks balls.

why would he add trades that dont benefit him at all, and make the value of his traffic even go down.

i dont think hes an idiot.

for me, all link trades are ignored, unless i know the person.

Minte · 12-27-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

When I think back to my old link trading days on my bikini site.... and some of the people I've traded with...... Some of them are much richer than myself!

those were some fun days...put up a banner and get out the calculator.

Peaches · 12-27-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Icq came out in 96, thats more mid 90's.

Yeah, I remember when Sharky first told me about ICQ - he was still too young to drink at shows

. It might have come out in 96 but I don't think it was big in the adult biz until the later 90's.

I've tried to track down my original ICQ number

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-27-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

You can't spell to Marketing, what makes you think anybody would think you know how to implement it?

and your grammar licks balls, but who's keeping track right?

12-27-2006, 01:50 AM	#1
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12-27-2006, 04:17 AM	#8
Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	Seems like you were born with traffic others are less fortunate. Start a new site and accept these new trades there you could grow a network of 'new comers', I'm sure you can make it worthwhile :2cents. __________________ SilverCrocodile.com Adult web design since '05 Last edited by Serge Litehead; 12-27-2006 at 04:18 AM..

12-27-2006, 09:23 AM	#15
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	you could have just deleted my email to you, no reason to bring it to the board __________________

12-27-2006, 09:36 AM	#18
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	I demanded a link Sleazy, I didn't ask for a link trade. __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

12-27-2006, 01:56 AM	#2
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	can i have a link please? see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill

12-27-2006, 02:26 AM	#6
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Link me or the kitten dies!

12-27-2006, 04:52 AM	#11
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	sleazy, youre an obnoxious person... btw stop with all the damn CAPS to emphasize words, it's lame as hell.

12-27-2006, 09:27 AM	#16
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Who the fuck cares? Stop whining.

12-27-2006, 09:27 AM	#17
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do. /old folk

12-27-2006, 09:44 AM	#19
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