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SleazyDream 12-27-2006 01:50 AM

People asking for link trades these days
 
I can't believe just how stupid and ignorant the emails I get these days asking for link trades are.

they demand - they don't ask - they demand a trade cause they THINK they are someone.

I havn't had someone send me traffic first before asking for probally 2 years - and even then it was only one person and before that it was probally 5 years.

why the fuck would i dump an existing person for someone new i have no history with?

ok - all you piece of shit circle jerk morons - tell me why i'm an asshole and wrong here.

is there just a total lack of marketing skills out there? it always BLOWS me away just how stupid most are with their requests for trades and how they go about getting them :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-27-2006 01:56 AM

can i have a link please?

see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill :thumbsup

JFK 12-27-2006 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11600309)
can i have a link please?

see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill :thumbsup

MAD skills I say..............:Oh crap

grumpy 12-27-2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11600299)
I can't believe just how stupid and ignorant the emails I get these days asking for link trades are.

they demand - they don't ask - they demand a trade cause they THINK they are someone.

I havn't had someone send me traffic first before asking for probally 2 years - and even then it was only one person and before that it was probally 5 years.

why the fuck would i dump an existing person for someone new i have no history with?

ok - all you piece of shit circle jerk morons - tell me why i'm an asshole and wrong here.

is there just a total lack of marketing skills out there? it always BLOWS me away just how stupid most are with their requests for trades and how they go about getting them :2 cents:

You can join the juicy group. You sir are an idiot, not only an idiot but a ignorant wanna be viking. :321GFY

WWC 12-27-2006 02:16 AM

Please put up my link on your site within 24 hours or else! lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-27-2006 02:26 AM

Link me or the kitten dies!

http://pestilence.short-b.us/images/...illerpussy.jpg

SleazyDream 12-27-2006 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11600368)

now that's skills - i liked that :thumbsup

mind you i'm alerigic to cats so I'd probally say shoot the fucker - but it made me smile

Serge Litehead 12-27-2006 04:17 AM

Seems like you were born with traffic others are less fortunate. Start a new site and accept these new trades there you could grow a network of 'new comers', I'm sure you can make it worthwhile :2cents.

Roald 12-27-2006 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 11600643)
Seems like you were born with traffic others are less fortunate. Start a new site and accept these new trades there you could grow a network of 'new comers', I'm sure you can make it worthwhile :2cents.

he was born with traffic? You mean he had it from scratch and didn't have to work for it? Damn that must be awesome!

Serge Litehead 12-27-2006 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 11600665)
he was born with traffic? You mean he had it from scratch and didn't have to work for it? Damn that must be awesome!

oh the irony.

nico-t 12-27-2006 04:52 AM

sleazy, youre an obnoxious person... btw stop with all the damn CAPS to emphasize words, it's lame as hell.

CIVMatt 12-27-2006 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11600299)

ok - all you piece of shit circle jerk morons - tell me why i'm an asshole and wrong here.

You're an asshole because I am somebody :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 12-27-2006 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 11600340)
You can join the juicy group.

are you implying me?

Nicky 12-27-2006 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11600309)
can i have a link please?

see, i used the magic word! now THAT'S marketting skill :thumbsup

You can't spell to Marketing, what makes you think anybody would think you know how to implement it? :)

sicone 12-27-2006 09:23 AM

you could have just deleted my email to you, no reason to bring it to the board

jimthefiend 12-27-2006 09:27 AM

Who the fuck cares? Stop whining.

Peaches 12-27-2006 09:27 AM

I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then :) Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do.

/old folk

Cyndalie 12-27-2006 09:36 AM

I demanded a link Sleazy, I didn't ask for a link trade.

Peacemaker 12-27-2006 09:44 AM

maybe they have a new site with 10k traffic and dont want to waste sending you traffic first (upfront) without knowing if they ever get something back?

my2cents..

and nothing personal :D

stickyfingerz 12-27-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11601585)
I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then :) Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do.

/old folk

Icq came out in 96, thats more mid 90's. :winkwink:

Rochard 12-27-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 11601585)
I was looking at some of my old sites in archive.org the other day. Trading sites was fun back then :) Of course, so many of them aren't even in the biz any more, but we were such a small community back in the late 90's - before ICQ even - and you'd email someone for a trade. I have zero idea if they were sending traffic to me, if I was sending to them, etc. It was more of a friendly thing to do.

/old folk

When I think back to my old link trading days on my bikini site.... and some of the people I've traded with...... Some of them are much richer than myself!

fris 12-27-2006 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 11600340)
You can join the juicy group. You sir are an idiot, not only an idiot but a ignorant wanna be viking. :321GFY

and i bet most of the sites that ask to trade skim like 99% of their traffic, so any trade like that would be worthless, and the prod would sucks balls.

why would he add trades that dont benefit him at all, and make the value of his traffic even go down.

i dont think hes an idiot.

for me, all link trades are ignored, unless i know the person.

Minte 12-27-2006 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11601680)
When I think back to my old link trading days on my bikini site.... and some of the people I've traded with...... Some of them are much richer than myself!

those were some fun days...put up a banner and get out the calculator.

Peaches 12-27-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11601663)
Icq came out in 96, thats more mid 90's. :winkwink:

Yeah, I remember when Sharky first told me about ICQ - he was still too young to drink at shows :thumbsup . It might have come out in 96 but I don't think it was big in the adult biz until the later 90's.

I've tried to track down my original ICQ number :(

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-27-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 11601558)
You can't spell to Marketing, what makes you think anybody would think you know how to implement it? :)

and your grammar licks balls, but who's keeping track right?


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