The stupid banks ATM machine ate up my Offshore CC - GoFuckYourself.com

10-11-2006, 03:48 PM

So I go to the bank to withdraw some money and make a money order, and when I put in my card in the ATM machine (my offshore card), the machine says card has been kept and I Should request a new one.

I go talk to the teller and she says there is nothing I can do, that I have to contact my bank and get a new card.

I explain to her how it will take 2-3 weeks for me to get a new card from my offshore bank, but she keeps saying there is nothing she can do.

What The Fuck??!?!?

cranki · 10-11-2006, 03:52 PM

beat her up, it helps in 9 out of 10 cases.

wdsguy · 10-11-2006, 03:52 PM

oh well tough luck.

slapass · 10-11-2006, 03:53 PM

Did you ask how they could take your property? What do they do with your card?

After Shock Media · 10-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Stay there and keep bitching, find managers bitch, find higher manager and bitch, move up the chain. Eventually one of them would open the damn machine.

abyss_al · 10-11-2006, 03:55 PM

they're all retards.. happened to us in vegas... they flagged the card because we were 'spending too much' but they couldn't take the block off until monday morning.. and this was a saturday night

Chris · 10-11-2006, 03:57 PM

they are lying
they can do something about it ( opening the atm machine ) but it is alot of work / paper work

they do it once a day
most banks do it in the morning

Mr. Romance · 10-11-2006, 03:59 PM

yeah cards kept by the machine are destroyed

Mr. Romance

WarChild · 10-11-2006, 03:59 PM

What you want to do is call the IRS. They can order the bank to return the card. Just tell them that the bank machine ate your offshore bank card, and although you like skipping out on taxes, this process is really becoming a burden. I'm sure they'll set you right up.

directfiesta · 10-11-2006, 04:02 PM

I have accounts " offshore " ... I use checks also ... so write a check...

Now, if you a referring to Epass as your " offshore " , well you are fucked... in the ass

abyss_al · 10-11-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

they are lying
they can do something about it ( opening the atm machine ) but it is alot of work / paper work

they do it once a day
most banks do it in the morning

the banks do not / cannot touch the machines.. they are handled by a third party that comes and handles the atm machines

dunefield · 10-11-2006, 04:04 PM

She's right... There is nothing she can do...

After Shock Media · 10-11-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

the banks do not / cannot touch the machines.. they are handled by a third party that comes and handles the atm machines

My bank has opened them up for me before. Guess it depends on whom owns the machine.

Webby · 10-11-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

So I go to the bank to withdraw some money and make a money order, and when I put in my card in the ATM machine (my offshore card), the machine says card has been kept and I Should request a new one.

I go talk to the teller and she says there is nothing I can do, that I have to contact my bank and get a new card.

I explain to her how it will take 2-3 weeks for me to get a new card from my offshore bank, but she keeps saying there is nothing she can do.

What The Fuck??!?!?

There is nothing keeping em from getting the card out of the ATM and returning it - forget the servants and pay a visit to the manager and tell em their ATM is shit and you want your card back now.

Antonio · 10-11-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

What you want to do is call the IRS. They can order the bank to return the card. Just tell them that the bank machine ate your offshore bank card, and although you like skipping out on taxes, this process is really becoming a burden. I'm sure they'll set you right up.

lazycash · 10-11-2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

What you want to do is call the IRS. They can order the bank to return the card. Just tell them that the bank machine ate your offshore bank card, and although you like skipping out on taxes, this process is really becoming a burden. I'm sure they'll set you right up.

Is the IRS now collecting taxes from Canadian citizens also?

madawgz · 10-11-2006, 04:41 PM

that sucks man

was it your Epassporte card?

crockett · 10-11-2006, 04:47 PM

Your card has been revoked for buying ugly shoes.

Sosa · 10-11-2006, 04:49 PM

bitch bitch bitch at em

WarChild · 10-11-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Is the IRS now collecting taxes from Canadian citizens also?

Oh yeah I forgot he's Canadian. In that case, same deal, but CCRA.

Webby · 10-11-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Oh yeah I forgot he's Canadian. In that case, same deal, but CCRA.

Naughty boy playing with offshore accounts while they remain resident on shore??

Wonder why... Tut tut.

crockett · 10-11-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Naughty boy playing with offshore accounts while they remain resident on shore??

Wonder why... Tut tut.

How else is he going to afford the BMW build a TGP?

Webby · 10-11-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

How else is he going to afford the BMW build a TGP?

Mmmm.. as long as CRA don't notice the BMW - and the rims

Better to get a new floorboards or something that nobody would notice - but hell, showing off your floorboards isn't quite the same

marketsmart · 10-11-2006, 05:08 PM

go and get your card back man!

jact · 10-11-2006, 05:09 PM

a Scotiabank machine ate my Paypal card once, they weren't going to give it back but after 10 minutes of me in their faces they opened the machine and gave it back to me.

xclusive · 10-11-2006, 05:09 PM

Find thier personal email accounts and spam the fuck out of them. That will show them that it doesn't pay to fuck with the bdjuf

jimthefiend · 10-11-2006, 05:24 PM

Alot of banks wont do SHIT unless it's a card for THEIR bank, and apparently they can get away with it.

I left my Epass card in an atm a while back, realized it 5 minutes later and went back. Bitch said she didnt have to do shit and in fact had already cut it up.

gecko · 10-11-2006, 05:40 PM

tough luck.

Spunky · 10-11-2006, 05:42 PM

Start beating on it with a bat

PlugRush Sascha · 10-11-2006, 05:43 PM

That's fucked up. I guess you'll have to wait for your new card.

minusonebit · 10-11-2006, 05:49 PM

You know, for all the problem banks are, is amazing that people still continue to deal with them.

Vitasoy · 10-11-2006, 05:59 PM

That sucks, so far that has not happened to me. (knock on wood)

rodney25 · 10-11-2006, 06:19 PM

Burn that evil machine...

wedouglas · 10-11-2006, 06:32 PM

I guess thats the price you pay for trying to hide money from the government

squishypimp · 10-11-2006, 06:36 PM

sorry to hear that man, you should complain to the bank who owns the ATM...

DTK · 10-11-2006, 07:19 PM

took less replies than i expected to bring up the tax evasion thing LOL

Lykos · 10-11-2006, 07:49 PM

yeah,every time atm eats your cc u need to call your bank,couse they directly send the card to your bank,thats international rule,same in eery country i think.

dissipate · 10-11-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

they're all retards.. happened to us in vegas... they flagged the card because we were 'spending too much' but they couldn't take the block off until monday morning.. and this was a saturday night

Same thing happened to me in vegas.

Damn strippers =(

notabook · 10-11-2006, 08:07 PM

Why do people say ATM machine? The machine is redundant since ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. Oh well, I guess it?s just like that taco I ate for lunch and it just ended up as shit.

amateurcanada · 10-11-2006, 08:21 PM

Offshore is international, unless there was a legal issue I believe its like stealing property from you, perhaps there was an error in the machine?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

So I go to the bank to withdraw some money and make a money order, and when I put in my card in the ATM machine (my offshore card), the machine says card has been kept and I Should request a new one.

I go talk to the teller and she says there is nothing I can do, that I have to contact my bank and get a new card.

I explain to her how it will take 2-3 weeks for me to get a new card from my offshore bank, but she keeps saying there is nothing she can do.

What The Fuck??!?!?

NiggaRiche · 10-11-2006, 09:13 PM

someone shoulda used a swiped card reader atm instead of the inserted ones

WarChild · 10-11-2006, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurcanada

Offshore is international, unless there was a legal issue I believe its like stealing property from you, perhaps there was an error in the machine?

I'm pretty sure that most cards are issued to you by the bank, but remain the property of the bank. They make take them from you at any time.

reynold · 10-12-2006, 12:00 AM

That's fucked up. I hope you already get a replacement.

gooddomains · 10-12-2006, 12:03 AM

that's weired

2HousePlague · 10-12-2006, 12:04 AM

2hp

okdesign · 10-12-2006, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

My bank has opened them up for me before. Guess it depends on whom owns the machine.

My bank also opened ATM for me.

WWC · 10-12-2006, 01:51 AM

You think banks are being pressured by gov. to hold offshore cards? which bank?

DarkJedi · 10-12-2006, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

yeah cards kept by the machine are destroyed

Mr. Romance

They are not destroyed.

It happened to me once, when I entered the PIN code wrong. I went to the bank office and they got my card the next day. You need to show them your ID to match with the name on the card.

polish_aristocrat · 10-12-2006, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

You need to show them your ID to match with the name on the card.

thats not always possible

KaLi · 10-12-2006, 02:11 AM

I actually own an ATM company and believe me its not easy to remove a stuck card from a machine, although it does depend on the machine.

The teller can open the machine, as it is most of their daily jobs to balance the ATM, but that depends on the bank as well. She probably wouldn't know what to do anyway.

I would just bitch and make them call a tech on the spot. There are techs in every city, and most of them have on-call contracts with banks and ATM owners. There's no reason to wait that long unless they have some sort of issue with your card.

10-11-2006, 03:48 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	The stupid banks ATM machine ate up my Offshore CC So I go to the bank to withdraw some money and make a money order, and when I put in my card in the ATM machine (my offshore card), the machine says card has been kept and I Should request a new one. I go talk to the teller and she says there is nothing I can do, that I have to contact my bank and get a new card. I explain to her how it will take 2-3 weeks for me to get a new card from my offshore bank, but she keeps saying there is nothing she can do. What The Fuck??!?!?

10-11-2006, 03:55 PM	#5
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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	What you want to do is call the IRS. They can order the bank to return the card. Just tell them that the bank machine ate your offshore bank card, and although you like skipping out on taxes, this process is really becoming a burden. I'm sure they'll set you right up. __________________ .

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directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,802	I have accounts " offshore " ... I use checks also ... so write a check... Now, if you a referring to Epass as your " offshore " , well you are fucked... in the ass __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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10-11-2006, 05:24 PM	#27
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Alot of banks wont do SHIT unless it's a card for THEIR bank, and apparently they can get away with it. I left my Epass card in an atm a while back, realized it 5 minutes later and went back. Bitch said she didnt have to do shit and in fact had already cut it up.

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KaLi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Lomita, CA Posts: 4,371	I actually own an ATM company and believe me its not easy to remove a stuck card from a machine, although it does depend on the machine. The teller can open the machine, as it is most of their daily jobs to balance the ATM, but that depends on the bank as well. She probably wouldn't know what to do anyway. I would just bitch and make them call a tech on the spot. There are techs in every city, and most of them have on-call contracts with banks and ATM owners. There's no reason to wait that long unless they have some sort of issue with your card. __________________ icq:160-417-630