Yikes, I had no idea there were that many women here.
I guess I'll have to start behaving better. :winkwink:

Hey, Mishi...are you stalking me again? :-)))
Aren't you glad you're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy? :-)

Deb: LadyD started a thread on two way satellite and I answered it there. If you want the details, which would have made my post three pages long, hit me up on ICQ -- 27331641.

Hi, Bibabi! Seems like now I see you everywhere....had a great time in chat with you yesterday.


Sniper....always!

Happy belated birthday, Daisy!

RRRed...as soon as my son comes home from work tonight, I will wrestle him to the ground and have him show me, so I can show you! And, I can't wait to meet you, either. I'll be there in the early afternoon on the 7th.
If you need any help getting the get together together, let me know. I think that's a great idea.

12Clicks -- I wouldn't want to see you any other way than the way you are now. I get some of my best laughs from your posts.

BIG WET KISS, ssssmmmooooccccchhhh .. .:Graucho

I have found my favorite Serenity Prayer for today, and Note, I have had a very BAD day today.

ENJOY :Graucho

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday.
23% on Tuesday.
40% on Wednesday.
20% on Thursday.
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4...
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen.

What do you mean "again"? :Graucho

Kansas...that sounds vaguely familiar...big, flat place with a couple of trees, right?

HTBabes, I finally added my ICQ to my profile, so we can dish the dirt on the NeMar center and other great wonders of the world. :thumbsup

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/baby01.jpg

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/baby02.jpg

http://www.thetipsysheep.com/baby03.jpg


There you go girls. There are more but those are the best.

Here's a few deep thoughts to help make it thru tough days.

Incompetence - When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your effort, there's no end to what you can't do.

Cluelessnes - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Consulting - If you aren't part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Oh that is so sweet, it brought back memories of my first scan, enjoy every minute of your pregnancy and make sure to get as much pampering as possible - is this your first?

That is so beautiful.

Thanks for sharing :angel

Congrats Beasitepoo! Get all the pampering you deserve...and then double it!
Thanks Raven..it was an awesome Birthday1
and HTB I am absolutely loving thee Serenity prayers!
I really wish I had made plans to get to this Internext, I would love to meet all of you! Guess I better make plans for the next one! Smooches!:glugglug

Beasti! That made my day! That is so special. Take care of yourself honey and enjoy this miracle of life!

Susan LOL I love the "inquisitve idiot one" :1orglaugh


Mis, NeMar! Now I am homesick more than ever.. hehehe


Oh girls, this thread is the BEST ever! I enjoy seeing everyone getting into the groove of posting. We all need to get to know each other!!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Just thought I'd let everyone know I got to <b>this</b> post before coming all over myself.:thumbsup

Wow! Didn't realize there were so many women on this board :)

I am Pam http://www.toyteengreen.com/madness.htm (some of you guys may know me from the Netpond since I see some familiar nicks :thumbsup) Anyways, I am a Nurse Co-ordinator for a local hospital now. I kinda sorta retired from adult biz in Jan this year but now kinda sorta back to help out my fiance and his team with their new site. I am 27 and getting married in a month. Now you next.. :winkwink:

Hiyah !
Layla~Jade here, saying a quick hello to you all.
I Have been lurking round this board for a while now,
however, I dont tend to post that often
I run 2 main sites, www.LaylaJade.com and www.LaylaXXXJade.com
I'm currently in the UK, where its cold ;-(
Still back to LA soon, (August) for three months ;-)
No kids as yet ;-)
Ive been in about 300 or so movies so far.
I started at 18 (actually on my Birthday) And I'll be 22
October 1st... Dont time fly eh,
Luv Lay xx

http://66.250.100.169/onlinepromo.jpg

You do mean "cumming" right?:Graucho

Yes, this baby is my first. And now I'm past the morning sickness I'm really starting to enjoy being pregnant. Although no one warned me that stretch marks appear whether or not you gain any weight. :uhoh
I'm the same weight now that I was when I started but BOOM, there they are. I am starting to swell now so I guess...

Peaking in to say hey to all the gfy ladies, damn so many goodlooking and smart women here.

Hope you all have a great weekend:)

*smooches* kk
<ducks from brad>


:rasta

Beasti, if you are concerned about the strechmarks, I have been told using those topical treatments for preventing strechmarks really works. I will post the name of the cream as soon as I get it, if you want it.:winkwink:

Beastiepoo:
Love those scans.....be good to yourself while you're pregnant..:-)
Stretch marks....are badges of honour!

RRRed....My son and I spent a few hours last night at the Sprint site. I figured it was time to quit when he started banging his head on the wall. He says they've changed the site and now he can't find them, either. Then, he asked if you were a hottie. LOL.
I told him I'd let him know, after I got back from Internext!

Is WegCash going to have a hospitality suite? If so, perhaps we could gather there and say hi, like KimmyKim suggested. We could be like the Pink Ladies from Grease.....satin jackets, big hair.....:-)

If there's anything to coordinate, here's my ICQ:
#27331641

Hi, madness....welcome....GFY...and congratulations on your up and coming wedding....

Hi, Layla~Jade....GFY to you, too....from across the pond!

Dantheman....you have a great weekend, too. And, thanks for the compliment....I'll take the smart part...too old to be goodlooking anymore!

i was wondering when do we get to see a pic lanie, the curiosity is killing me!!! :winkwink:

Hi girls... I dont post OR lurk here very often anymore... but I stumbled upon this post, so heres my hello...

I am Nikki from HotWired Content... We do all the party girl content for paysites, as well as live and pre-recorded gay content for paysites. We're also starting up a video production company in our free time. :-)

Im 23 years old, married to my partner, Terry, and have 2 kiddies... a 7 year old girl and a 1 year old boy. My little boy is soooo cute now I just cant imagine him a big mean boy like the ones who post on this board. ;-)

Its awesome there are so many cool chicks in the industry, who are comfortable enough with themselves to do what they do.

TaTa!

When baby is born you won't have a chance to even think about those marks for at least 18 months and by that stage they'll have faded away!

Make sure you spend plenty of time with your other half right now, no matter how much you tell yourself things will be the same afterwards you'll feel like a mini tornado arrived instead of a baby!

Sterny,
I dont post pics on the public boards. My family and neighbors don't know I run adult sites. It would be very "unforgiving" to say the least. All I am is a plain jane webmistress :) Not a model, I just have a "babe site/sites" :)

Beasti, it looks like you are our "Baby" we are going to "cyber pamper" you.. hehehe Try to stay away from salty foods. That will help the swelling stay down. I was pregnant four years ago,,(it was a major suprise, being that my son was almost grown) ,
The things I craved hysterically were, Chocolate covered jalepenos and cappacino, and MOUNTAIN DEW! My husband would take my car when he went to work and leave me the Porsche because it was way to uncomfortable to drive LOL also, I developed a sleep disorder, I only slept 3 hours a day on the average. Probably from the hormones and caffiene. Oh, and the SEX,,, God! I couldnt get enough. My husband got that "Deer in the headlight look" everytime I entered the room! :1orglaugh :helpme

i respect that lanie...i had to give it a shot though :winkwink:

LMAO - so it wasn't just me! Everyone warned my partner there would be next to no sex when I was pregnant, by month 6 he was even sleeping on the sofa to avoid me jumping on him when I woke up at 3 in the morning.

This is so funny ! It really brings back memories! Now my Sex drive has normalized and he's not so wore out any more LOL
I swear, that is the best sex (hormone driven) The orgasms were like Freakin earth quakes LOL, I would say some of the things that i did to him, but I am wayyyyy to embarassed!!! Lets just say, he walked around with an insane grin for six months!

This makes me want to write some sex stories!!!!!

Those have already started.:Graucho

I can't believe how great it is! We've always had a good sex life but I think by the time the baby comes my hubby will be ready for a break!!!

Oh so cool ! I like seeing a post for the ladies !

I am Julene aka Jules, Honeyslut ! My pic is in the sig ! :)


My babies are

http://www.balloonfetishsex.com
http://www.salsasluts.com
http://www.balloonbabe.com

I make free sites, avs and a bit of tgping.


Waves to Funbrunette...

Hi Jules :)
Your a Brave Woman! Balloons scare me LOL

Ok Ladies, here is another "FUNNY" for the day. Enjoy :)

Confucius Say...
1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.
2: Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
3: Man who run in front of car get tired.
4: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6: Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
7: Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
8: Man with one chop stick go hungry.
9: Man who scratches butt should not bite finger nails.
10: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
11: Baseball is wrong... man with four balls cannot walk.
12: Panties not best thing on earth... but next to it.
13: War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
14: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
15: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
16: It take many nails to build crib... but one screw to fill it.
17: Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
18: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
19: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
20: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
21: Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
22: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
23: Difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is the pick pocket snatches watches.
24: Gay Indian is also a brave sucker.
25: Man and mouse are the same... both end up in pussy.
26: Sex is like bridge game... don't need a partner if you have good hand.

You people remind me of my gf when she's on the phone... :Oh crap

*cough cough* *clearing through*

(In high-pitched woman's voice) hi! I'm TaDoWette! I run Redneckporn.com!

*Blushing & Covering eyes* Um Tadow, Sweetie, Your skirt *clearing throat* well ah,, ITS a BIT TOO SHORT *fainted*

Wow alot of webmistresses!

I'm goodgirl. I have several sites, to many to list. Here are a few:
http://www.goodgirlsswallow.com
http://www.avsresources.com
http://www.softwarepays.com
My newest site: http://www.sexprizes.com

I'm 31. I have been married 13 years. I have 2 kids, my son is 10 and my daughter is 8.

Yeah alot of webmistresses and WANNABE WEBMISTRESSES LOL
Hi Goodgirl,,, :)))


btw TaDoW,,,, babee I am in LOVE, you should wear the Short skirt more often :1orglaugh

Hey! some of us are born with longer clitori than others!

short? that's past the knee baby!

Hi Hot Tropical Babes :)

Can I see the short skirt pics of TaDoW?

:Graucho

Goodgirl, its time to get out boots, on ,, the shits getting deep in here LOL

*pinch*tadow ,, you sweet thang...smooooooooches