Hi, I my name is Lanie, and I am a GFY addict.

God Grant me the Tolerance to accept the things I cannot delete;
Courage to igonore the assholes of this board,
Restraint not to sink to gutter levels of xchange :)


(Big Toothy Grin)

Hello Ladies.
My name is Michelle, also known as Orgasmics.
I run a webmaster resource site, a little TGP & a number of other free sites.
I've recently become involved with 6Card (a branded, prepaid, stored value, e-commerce card) as well as the Atlanta Adult Webmasters Group.
I've been dabbling in graphics design for several months now also, and hope to get a design site up in the near future.
Wonderful to see so many other ladies around. Nice to meet you all. :)

-Michelle

Hi Michelle!

Ok I am in a comical mode here,, everyone join in,,,, I just found this and thought it was funny. :::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SERENITY

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called The World.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear.

You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.

There now ... feeling better?

I'm FletchXXX's partner, and a secret partner of the Superbooger Alliance. We run game.

Nice to meetcha ladies.

WOW! Alot more ladies than I thought were here!

I am Tara and I do marketing for the wonderful people at SCOREScash

Cherry he better be nice to you, cuz if he dont, you know the ladies of GFY can help you out now!!!:Graucho

welcome!

Hey Tera :)

Indeed. The same almost cost me a new monitor. But you must look at it this way - while kids are happily playing on GFY they are not out there disrupting this business.

I have only chatted with Titmowse (nice person)


Hot Tropical Babes - all this time I thought you were male LOL

OMG I GET THAT all the time SHIT !!! LOL

from now on, I am signing my threads with
XOXO,
LANIE
WOMAN------->( O ) ( O )

No complaints :) (i spend all his money) :) :)

Here's a form that can be used when that "time" arises. :)


Dear _______________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further
contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was
exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as
yourself also failed to make the final cut.

I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available.
So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors,
please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified
from the competition:

(Check those that apply)

1. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it,
hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

2. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can
picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.

3. ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY
wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter!

4. ___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload"
indicates that you may be interested in me for something
other than my personality.

5. ___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions
about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.

6. ___Your constant emailing, shows me you have way too much time on
your hands!

7. ___Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants,
then you can't GET into my pants.

8. ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be
beaten up repeatedly at recess.

9. ___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from
trying to kiss you.

10. ___You have a hairy back.

11. ___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

12. ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an
inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

13. ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in
conversation.

14. ___You still live with your parents.

15. ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star
Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.

16. ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to
suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.

17. ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am
seeking in a long term partner.

18. ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should,
however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please
resubmit your application.

19. ___Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your overnight bag
were really necessary for a successful business trip.

20. ___I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time.

Sincerely, _________________________________

Fletch is kewl :) I like to razz him every once in awhile hehehe
Nice to meet ya cherry, I didnt know you two were partners! This thread is very beneficial to me !

Just thought I would post and say Hi. My name is Laura Rupert and I used to work for ARS. I do not work for them anymore. I am on my own, trying to make something out of my websites. I am 35 years and have 3 kids:Graucho . I miss talking to the webmasters everyday, so I kinda lurk around the boards all the time, trying to keep up on what is going on. It is nice to see so many webmistress on the boards now. I have 3 sites of my own right now, but not doing much with them at this time.

HAHA that is classic, Hot Tropical Babes!! I'm making copies now ;)

Nice thread you have going on here... Just popping my head in to say hello. If any of you ladies need a moment of man hating, feel free to icq me anytime 40720138 and I would be happy to join you...

:)

RRRED!! HELLO :)
It is amazing all the webmistresses lurking on this board!!
KEEP it rolling girls! Bring out your gift of gab! hahaha.
We really need a break sometimes, If you feel *Happy*Sad*Bored*Whateva* Bring it out here, LET the FUN begin :)
Note, I love men, and in no way do I want to see a man haters club!~ BUT, we can always RAZZZZZZZZZ :1orglaugh

NICE!!! does that mean you're ready to marry me yet? Titman said it was cool with him.

Well I do love Texas ya know, whats a girl to do? :Graucho

That was too funny, it's going to be hung over my monitor!:1orglaugh

And of course that infamous last line -

Tho if I have to, make sure I can verbally smash the pig the made me do it.


;)

*teehee* you guys are too much fun, i had no idea! i have been off and on this board for two years or so (lost the stuff to my old account AmateurAmber). i thought female posters were a dying breed.

my ovaries thank you for starting this post, hot tropical. it's very nice to meet all of you.

:winkwink:

Wow! I didnt realize there were so many webmistresses on this board!

Well, I'm not really a webmistress, but I do work in the industry so I will indroduce myself too :)

I am Danielle and I work for TheAdultWebmaster and TrueCash. I am the head of sales and marketing and also put on the hat of office manager. If you need something done right, and done now, ask me!


twinkley:thumbsup

hi twinkley - remember me?

For the few of you who asked, the baby is due January 30th, 2003. I've just had my first scans and my husband and I are thrilled!!! If he will upload a couple of the images somewhere, I'll post them for all you broody girlies out there.

Ohhhh! CONGRATULATIONS ARE WAYYY IN ORDER HERE!!!!

I want pics when you get them of the scan!!!!!!!! Then after the baby is born we will hound you for MORE PICS!!! :)

Amber, I am not sure at this moment, but your site might of been the first I visiited before I got into the biz :) Put the url up ... for me!!

Wow...this chat IS really rocking...

Hey, Tit.. I know you!!
I forgot to mention that I write for Cozy Academy...Titmowse is one of the best writers I've seen!

And, C-Pimp is one helluva boss....

Pleased to meet all of you....

KimmyKim...we've not met either...but, congrats on your move to Shaw and your engagement to Shaw! :-)
The idea of having lunch would be a great idea....if you want to try to set it up..I'll be heading down to Hollywood on the 7th...could be great fun.

Thanks, Deb....let me know if you want info about satellite..I've got stories that will turn your hair grey.

Count me in for a weekly chat.

I love that rejection letter...and the serenity...Can I borrow it?

Hot Tropical Babes...Lanie....most think I'm a guy, too...

RRRed...my son says....that Sprint has a place to download the ringer tones you want for four dollars a month. He then went on to say that some places are free and some are not...that, if you want, he'll be glad to talk to you....smart almost 19 year old that he is....:-)
Missed you at Dokk's...are you going to Hollywood?

oh no...please enlighten me :(

2-way is my only option because we are in the boonies

Heck yeah,, copy and paste away!! I'll post more for you later :) I have to go buy dog food before I start to look good to the puppy..hehe

KK what engagement? LOL damn I miss nearly everyfreakingthing

I think Deb needs *Pinched* <gigglen> she's a sweeetie

Hey babe-

I own www.the*****************.com and a design company

www.liquidbydesign.com

Come by and see Lisa Marie and I sometime

He HE HE

oooooohhh baby pics, I can't wait.


I am kinda tired of seeing naked chicks and dicks, to tell you the truth.

A little real life would be nice to appreicate.

Hi gals! I'm Mishi, aka Mishi. I'm a native of Tulsa, recently transplanted to Scottsdale by way of Kansas City. A regular transient, I tell ya.

I work with my partner, Venturi, and a support staff consisting of two big, dumb (but loveable) dogs and two mouthy cats.

Great to see you all!

Cheers,
Mishi

Wow, Thanks for all the happy Birthday's everyone! I am living it up in full "girl" style! After I get home from dinner (he better have picked a nice restaurant, hehe) I will be back to do my part to keep this thread going! I cant wait to hopefully get to know some of ya all better!
smooches:drinkup

welcome Mishi
<~~~Claremore----raised hehehehe

Hi Bibabi, where the heck IS Lisa Marie LOL Tell her to POST :)
Nice to see you on here :)

hot tropical, ya know i may recall having spoken to you a while back, if that was you i think i remember - that was a while ago! i believe you were at my amateur site http://ambersamateurhardcore.com/main.html

Hee. Lived in Verdigris 1980-84. Was a Zebra in '84!

Thanks for the welcome. Nice little thread you have here! :winkwink:

Cheers

Mishi

Ok I can see we are going to have to have a serious icq talk LOL Home Town Girls need to talk!!!

Amber, I cant tell if that is the site I went to or not. I know her name is Amber tho. She had a live cam 24/7 and I had to see what she was upto next LOL

I am trying to get out of here, but its TUFF today..hehehe Thanks GIRLS :1orglaugh

Jokke seems hard up for a laugh!

Yeah can he email me or something? I can't find it for the life of me on the Sprint site anywhere and when I try to do it from my phone it does NOTHING.... It's really pissing me off.

I am so sad I didn't get to go to Dokks :( I totally had my heart set on it too. But I will be in Hollywood for sure. I can't wait to meet you.

Is anyone doing a hospitality suite in the hotel, instead of the convention floor Raven? Last time that was where we had it -- otherwise it makes it really difficult to plan anything since no one is there to find a place and all the stuff that goes with it -

Ideas from anyone who'll be there and wants to get together?

Kimmy you read my mind. I was going to mention that it would be a nice idea to get together with all the ladies at our suite. Supposedly the Governors suite is the biggest they have so it would be ideal for something like this. Maybe we can plan something in a late afternoon? Let me know your ideas.

I hope someone sets up a live cam, cuz I dont get to go this year!!! dammit dammit DAMMIT :(

Absolutely RRRED -- lets get on icq tomorrow and see if we can figure it out --