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Old 12-25-2006, 02:47 PM   #1
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LOL Funny convo bewteen my 5 year old daughter and a friend

So i was helping out at a friend of mine getting some furniture out because his grandmother who lived with him passed away. In the bedroom my daughter (5years old) walked in and:

My daughter: "Can i carry something?"

My friend: "Not at the moment hon, this bed is very old"

My daughter: "How old?"

My friend: "Well, my grandmother slept in it for over 30 years"

My daughter: "So, where is she going to sleep now?"

My friend: "She's gone hon"

My daughter: "On a trip?"

My friend: "No hon, she's in heaven now....."

My daughter: "Oh........... she's a pilot!"

I was just sipping on a drink and i almost spilled it.
Even my friend laughed it out loud.

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Old 12-25-2006, 03:48 PM   #2
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Well, this thread has been here for an hour and I'm the only person to read it. Next time, add the word 'drama' to the title.
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Old 12-25-2006, 03:53 PM   #3
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Old 12-25-2006, 04:28 PM   #4
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Old 12-25-2006, 04:29 PM   #5
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hehehehe... cute conversation.. kids, got a lot of questions and smart imaginations that tickle is in a very special way.. hehe.. thanks for sharing
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:17 PM   #6
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:57 PM   #7
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Old 12-25-2006, 06:02 PM   #8
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I miss when mine were 5 years old, it was a joy watching them just being themselves.

In August they are officially teens. It's my barometer on my age, and I'm getting old.
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Old 12-25-2006, 06:14 PM   #9
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I miss when mine were 5 years old, it was a joy watching them just being themselves.

In August they are officially teens. It's my barometer on my age, and I'm getting old.

You started early eh? Arent you and I the same age? Ill be 34 in March. I could be wrong, but thought we were fairly close age wise. My oldest is 6.
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Old 12-25-2006, 07:03 PM   #10
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Old 12-25-2006, 07:08 PM   #11
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You started early eh? Arent you and I the same age? Ill be 34 in March. I could be wrong, but thought we were fairly close age wise. My oldest is 6.
I turn 38 in a few days. It's the asian blood, keeps me looking young.
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Old 12-25-2006, 07:34 PM   #12
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Hilarious.. ....Well I'd say you need to be a pretty good pilot to get to heaven so I think your daughter knew exactly what she was talking about
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Old 12-25-2006, 07:53 PM   #13
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So i was helping out at a friend of mine getting some furniture out because his grandmother who lived with him passed away. In the bedroom my daughter (5years old) walked in and:

My daughter: "Can i carry something?"

My friend: "Not at the moment hon, this bed is very old"

My daughter: "How old?"

My friend: "Well, my grandmother slept in it for over 30 years"

My daughter: "So, where is she going to sleep now?"

My friend: "She's gone hon"

My daughter: "On a trip?"

My friend: "No hon, she's in heaven now....."

My daughter: "Oh........... she's a pilot!"

I was just sipping on a drink and i almost spilled it.
Even my friend laughed it out loud.
Great! I have such anecdotes at home too with my 5 year old daughter but never try to record them and forget at once!
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:26 PM   #14
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aww.. that is so cute!!

i remember a few christmases ago, i ended up being hospitalized for a few days because of a really bad respiratory infection. luckily i had a private room all to myself, but i was still not in the best of spirits. all i basically did all day was watch television (which in retrospect was pretty freakin sweet!! haha). anyways, the only thing that put me in a good mood was when bill cosby's "kids say the darndest things" would come on. so cute!!
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:28 PM   #15
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Old 12-25-2006, 11:34 PM   #16
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Old 12-25-2006, 11:44 PM   #17
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lol, kids...
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Old 12-25-2006, 11:45 PM   #18
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Old 12-26-2006, 12:02 AM   #19
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haha very cute story!
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Old 12-26-2006, 10:51 PM   #20
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Kids' innocence..
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