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Old 12-24-2006, 03:26 PM   #1
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:tongue My favorite holiday joke.

December 23rd, Ben Gurion airport, Tel Aviv, the plane just landed and the pilot has made an announcement:
please remain seated and you can use your cell phones after we stop at the gate.

2 mins later the pilot makes another announcemnt:
to all who remains seated and not using their cell phones - Merry Christmas,
to the rest - Happy Hannukah!
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Old 12-24-2006, 03:28 PM   #2
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Old 12-24-2006, 03:31 PM   #3
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You got me there
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Old 12-24-2006, 03:33 PM   #4
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I don't get it
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Old 12-24-2006, 03:40 PM   #5
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Israelies or those who know real Israelies will get it.
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Old 12-24-2006, 03:41 PM   #6
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lol good one
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:02 PM   #7
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December 23rd, Ben Gurion airport, Tel Aviv, the plane just landed and the pilot has made an announcement:
please remain seated and you can use your cell phones after we stop at the gate.

2 mins later the pilot makes another announcemnt:
to all who remains seated and not using their cell phones - Merry Christmas,
to the rest - Happy Hannukah!
LMAO !!

that's a good one and so true ....!
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:06 PM   #8
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Nice one. I've got another :
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho , ho , ho .
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Old 12-25-2006, 04:46 AM   #9
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LMAO !!

that's a good one and so true ....!
I knew that those who know Israelies would get it
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Old 12-25-2006, 04:55 AM   #10
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i have spent many times in israel...but i do not understand your humorous joke
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:13 AM   #11
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Don't worry, nobody understands the word "excludingly!" in your sig, you are doing fine.
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:15 AM   #12
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nobody is you?
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:19 AM   #13
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nobody is you?

Mal'chik, esli tvoi hui dlinny i dostaet do jopy,
ebi sebia v jopu i raduisia jizni.
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