My favorite holiday joke.

**TimBlaze** · 12-24-2006, 01:28 PM

**NemesiS876** · 12-24-2006, 01:31 PM

You got me there

**woj** · 12-24-2006, 01:33 PM

I don't get it

**NoComments** · 12-24-2006, 01:40 PM

Israelies or those who know real Israelies will get it.

**FunkyDog** · 12-24-2006, 01:41 PM

lol good one

**Vlad** · 12-24-2006, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

December 23rd, Ben Gurion airport, Tel Aviv, the plane just landed and the pilot has made an announcement:
please remain seated and you can use your cell phones after we stop at the gate.

2 mins later the pilot makes another announcemnt:
to all who remains seated and not using their cell phones - Merry Christmas,
to the rest - Happy Hannukah!

LMAO !!

that's a good one and so true ....!

**Ohface** · 12-24-2006, 02:06 PM

Nice one. I've got another :
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho , ho , ho .

**NoComments** · 12-25-2006, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by Vlad

LMAO !!

that's a good one and so true ....!

I knew that those who know Israelies would get it
;)

**EXPORT** · 12-25-2006, 02:55 AM

i have spent many times in israel...but i do not understand your humorous joke

**NoComments** · 12-25-2006, 03:13 AM

Don't worry, nobody understands the word "excludingly!" in your sig, you are doing fine.

**EXPORT** · 12-25-2006, 03:15 AM

nobody is you?

**NoComments** · 12-25-2006, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by EXPORT

nobody is you?

Mal'chik, esli tvoi hui dlinny i dostaet do jopy,
ebi sebia v jopu i raduisia jizni.