My favorite holiday joke.
 

December 23rd, Ben Gurion airport, Tel Aviv, the plane just landed and the pilot has made an announcement:
please remain seated and you can use your cell phones after we stop at the gate.

2 mins later the pilot makes another announcemnt:
to all who remains seated and not using their cell phones - Merry Christmas,
to the rest - Happy Hannukah!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You got me there

I don't get it :(

Israelies or those who know real Israelies will get it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh lol good one

LMAO !!

that's a good one and so true ....! :1orglaugh

Nice one. I've got another :
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho , ho , ho .

I knew that those who know Israelies would get it
;)

i have spent many times in israel...but i do not understand your humorous joke

Don't worry, nobody understands the word "excludingly!" in your sig, you are doing fine.

nobody is you?

Mal'chik, esli tvoi hui dlinny i dostaet do jopy,
ebi sebia v jopu i raduisia jizni.