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CuriousToyBoy · 12-20-2006, 09:35 PM

There was this little kid sitting at the top of the stairs inside his house with his mother watching him.

The kid had a bag of jelly beans, and he reached in, took 2 and put them in his mouth, then grabbed the cat sitting next to him and bit it.

He moved down a few stairs and again put a couple of jelly beans in his mouth, bit the cat, and then moved down a couple more steps.

His mother was rather perplexed, so she asked, "What are you doing?".

Kid replies, "I'm playing long distance truck driver".

Mother says, "What ?".

Kid says, "Popping pills, eating pussy and moving on".

Spunky · 12-20-2006, 09:45 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

SleazyDream · 12-20-2006, 09:46 PM

amandaspost · 12-20-2006, 10:23 PM

hahaha

juicybucks2 · 12-20-2006, 11:50 PM

good one .. hehe

Scott McD · 12-21-2006, 02:35 AM

Mwahaha !!

Vitasoy · 12-21-2006, 04:00 AM

That gave me a chuckle

sicone · 12-21-2006, 04:08 AM

CuriousToyBoy · 12-21-2006, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

There was this little kid sitting at the top of the stairs inside his house with his mother watching him.

The kid had a bag of jelly beans, and he reached in, took 2 and put them in his mouth, then grabbed the cat sitting next to him and bit it.

He moved down a few stairs and again put a couple of jelly beans in his mouth, bit the cat, and then moved down a couple more steps.

His mother was rather perplexed, so she asked, "What are you doing?".

Kid replies, "I'm playing long distance truck driver".

Mother says, "What ?".

Kid says, "Popping pills, eating pussy and moving on".

There is also a version replacing the jelly beans with sherbet.

martinsc · 12-21-2006, 09:01 AM

Czech · 12-21-2006, 09:49 AM

Q. What's the difference between men and jelly beans?
A. Jelly beans come in different colors.

Think about it

Jman · 12-21-2006, 10:04 AM

Buahahah I am stealing this one ;-)

Deej · 12-21-2006, 10:16 AM

Pretty good one

Ill have to tell that to my grandma

If I do she might not make it to that Smuckers Label

Mashka · 12-21-2006, 10:17 AM

good one

VeriSexy · 12-21-2006, 11:04 AM

LittleSassy · 12-21-2006, 12:43 PM

nice one

12-20-2006, 09:35 PM	#1
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