Jelly Beans ....
 

There was this little kid sitting at the top of the stairs inside his house with his mother watching him.

The kid had a bag of jelly beans, and he reached in, took 2 and put them in his mouth, then grabbed the cat sitting next to him and bit it.

He moved down a few stairs and again put a couple of jelly beans in his mouth, bit the cat, and then moved down a couple more steps.

His mother was rather perplexed, so she asked, "What are you doing?".

Kid replies, "I'm playing long distance truck driver".

Mother says, "What ?".

Kid says, "Popping pills, eating pussy and moving on".

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Heh heh..that made me chuckle

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good one .. hehe :1orglaugh

Mwahaha !! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That gave me a chuckle

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There is also a version replacing the jelly beans with sherbet.

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Q. What's the difference between men and jelly beans?
A. Jelly beans come in different colors.

Think about it :helpme

Buahahah I am stealing this one ;-)

Pretty good one :thumbsup

Ill have to tell that to my grandma :winkwink:

If I do she might not make it to that Smuckers Label :Oh crap

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:1orglaugh nice one