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12-19-2006, 12:51 AM
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So here's what I plan to do.......
One night this week I am going to jack somebodies Santa from their yard. I intend to get pics of the Santa starting from the yard and following me wherever I desire to put him up and take a pic.
Could be fun or could end with a pic of Santa and I behind bars. Either way, I'll post the pics. If you live in the Portland area, you may want to consider securing your Santas at night.  |
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12-19-2006, 12:53 AM
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As you wish...
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That is a good idea. People should also do that with signs and things like that.
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12-19-2006, 12:54 AM
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That sounds like fun! If i lived in portland i'd help! Shoot id even wear a miss clause outfit and make my roommate dress up as an elf LOL
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12-19-2006, 12:55 AM
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will there be penetration?
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12-19-2006, 12:57 AM
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12-19-2006, 12:58 AM
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12-19-2006, 01:01 AM
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Aaron, have you ever photographed green street signs against the green background of your neck of the woods? I bet such photos would turn out nicely.
Dude, reading your posts is like taking a walk down j... errrr... memory lane. |
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12-19-2006, 01:04 AM
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No, but I'm thinking that green street signs would reflect back a lot of light and the backgrounds would become under exposed. Am I missing something here? As far as the walk goes......If only you were in my shoes. |
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12-19-2006, 01:06 AM
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12-19-2006, 01:08 AM
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I just wanted to say hi Aaron.
Do you have planned locations to take these Santa's?
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The only plan so far is a dive strip club on stage with some of the skanky strippers. |
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Knock her out, stick a bow on her, and stuff her under my tree. My birthday is the 27th. I'll consider it a gift that covers both holidays.  |
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good plan, I can just imagine the scene... lol
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12-19-2006, 01:45 AM
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Evidentially we’ve started in on the eggnog...
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12-19-2006, 09:40 AM
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Years and years ago someone did this with a garden gnome. But they literally traveled the world with it. This has been repeated 100's if not thousands of times. I suspect that's where Travelocity got their gnome mascot idea from.
What's REALLY fun is decorate a friend's house for them. Using EVERY possible light you can find, every possible tacky lawn ornament, etc. Even better if you can take them from close neighbor's homes. Then there's putting 100's of "For Sale" signs or pink flamingos in somone's yard. I was a bad child ;) |
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12-19-2006, 09:42 AM
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Oh, and those lights on baracades? They blink FUCKING FOREVER. And are REALLY, REALLY BRIGHT. Just a helpful hint.
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12-19-2006, 09:55 AM
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i don't get the motivation? is the santa edible?
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12-19-2006, 10:04 AM
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I did something like that with some friends in high school. We took santas and reindeer and placed them in yards with mangers and take the mangers and placed them in yards where santas and deer used to be.
Fun times of neighborhood stealth missions with the baby jesus under one arm and mary under the other.
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12-19-2006, 01:48 PM
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Off subject, but...
What's the name of that really good sushi place in Portland that you've mentioned before? |
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12-19-2006, 02:28 PM
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some friends and i stole one of those scarcrow things from someones yard around halloween back when in my younger days. we put it in the front seat of the car and drove around with it. took a bunch of other halloween decorations, pumpkins ect. eventually got busted by the fuzz while rolling a joint by a park.
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12-19-2006, 02:34 PM
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Can't wait to see the pics of The Santa Jacking Adventure
hopfully it is not pics of the jail
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I'm going to return the Santa in the morning and leave empty beer bottles and the pics from his night of debauchery. |
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Tonight I spent a good half hour cruising the ghetto looking for a good Santa candidate. All I could find were those damn blow up things. Fuck that. I need a big ass plastic Santa. I'll even take a snowman in a pinch.....
Blow up dolls on the front lawn of Christians around the world. Who in the hell could have seen that one coming? |
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like whoa...that sounds haWT would it require special cookies or brownies? PS: Stealing a quote from Ali G... "Why is it that Jesus spent all that time hanging out with them reindeers?" \_x_/
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Shades would be an almost impossible thing to pull off because they probably won't fit. But I do have a spare lamp shade. I'm seriously going to do this when I find the right Santa. In fact, I think I will video tape the event as well. Shit like this reminds me of the stunts we used to pull when I worked for QuickBuck. |
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