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gimo33 · 12-18-2006, 06:12 PM

50 hooker fuckers unless they are gay or a fucking liar....

Eric · 12-18-2006, 06:21 PM

They are all hookers but mom!

baddog · 12-18-2006, 06:32 PM

Is it still considered having a hooker if she doesn't charge you?

reynold · 12-18-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Is it still considered having a hooker if she doesn't charge you?

Ok, where did you pick her up?

baddog · 12-18-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Ok, where did you pick her up?

Long story, but a friend of a friend that just happened to fall in lust.

Hotrocket · 12-18-2006, 07:59 PM

notice how he hasnt responded in 5+ hrs?..he must be out trying to find a hooker...lol

Martin · 12-18-2006, 08:10 PM

Yes I've messed with a few hookers.. I had a few that lived in my building (roommates) and I'd come home and go up there and get blowjobs from them once and awhile when I was drunk. They were pretty hot. They stripped too. Never fucked a stripper just blowjobs and handjobs and Id fell them up and what not.. Thats going back about 4 years ago now. Good times.

gornyhuy · 12-18-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

is getting a hand job in a massage parlor considered getting a hooker?

if so, then I guess I have....

ditto - does that count?

MikeVega · 12-18-2006, 09:35 PM

I've never had a hooker in the sense of arranged payment. I've hung out with girls that i knew were going to bang me .. maybe paid for a few drinks .. then hit the sleazy motel .. but even that was 10 years ago. and is banging a model the same as a hooker? it's kinda a biz related thing. I think i can say i never truly fucked a Hooker in the sense of the word

starpimps · 12-18-2006, 09:41 PM

lol i dont need hookers...but an escort is different
i swear, lool

jpwhits · 12-18-2006, 09:45 PM

I had a hooker in Troll City

dynastoned · 12-18-2006, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Unless you're a virgin then you have paid for pussy. I don't care what you say before you get some snapper it's been paid for. Whether it's time, dinner, drinks, events, whatever. It has been paid for.

dissipate · 12-18-2006, 09:51 PM

Hooker or not, you're paying for the sex in some way shape or form.

wyldworx · 12-18-2006, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Yes I've messed with a few hookers.. I had a few that lived in my building (roommates) and I'd come home and go up there and get blowjobs from them once and awhile when I was drunk. They were pretty hot. They stripped too. Never fucked a stripper just blowjobs and handjobs and Id fell them up and what not.. Thats going back about 4 years ago now. Good times.

Thats funny!

GAMEFINEST · 12-18-2006, 09:59 PM

I Cant Confirm Or Deny That

DarkJedi · 12-19-2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

so what you're saying is that you can't get it for free so you have to pay some used up hoe to get laid and than insult everyone that has never fucked a hooker since they can get laid for free so you feel better about yourself?

Yuo have readung comprehension? Thats not what i'm saying.

I'm saying that any man has been with a hooker/escort at least once. Otherwise he is a liar, gay or a virgin.

DarkJedi · 12-19-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

I am so glad I am not the only one that noticed the recent pluralization...

Thats because the resident morons started to use my trademarked "FACT" in their threads. So i've come up with something different to stand out.

Vendzilla · 12-19-2006, 08:57 AM

I was in the Navy, so yes, I've been with a few hookers, but only a few in this country, unless you count Hawaii, then I've been with a lot of hookers in this country

Nylz · 12-19-2006, 09:01 AM

Never had one, didn't really feel the need to..

BlackCrayon · 12-19-2006, 09:32 AM

there are plenty of sluts out there, no need for hookers.

porn blogger · 12-19-2006, 04:58 PM

never gotten a hooker... you have to be either (1) ugly, or (2) a loser, or (3) all of the above if you cant get pussy from a girl without paying.

12-18-2006, 06:12 PM	#51
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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I've never had a hooker in the sense of arranged payment. I've hung out with girls that i knew were going to bang me .. maybe paid for a few drinks .. then hit the sleazy motel .. but even that was 10 years ago. and is banging a model the same as a hooker? it's kinda a biz related thing. I think i can say i never truly fucked a Hooker in the sense of the word __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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12-18-2006, 06:32 PM	#53
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12-19-2006, 08:57 AM	#68
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12-19-2006, 09:01 AM	#69
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