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gimo33 12-18-2006 06:12 PM

50 hooker fuckers unless they are gay or a fucking liar....

Eric 12-18-2006 06:21 PM

They are all hookers but mom!

baddog 12-18-2006 06:32 PM

Is it still considered having a hooker if she doesn't charge you?

reynold 12-18-2006 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11549534)
Is it still considered having a hooker if she doesn't charge you?

Ok, where did you pick her up?

baddog 12-18-2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11549969)
Ok, where did you pick her up?

Long story, but a friend of a friend that just happened to fall in lust.

Hotrocket 12-18-2006 07:59 PM

notice how he hasnt responded in 5+ hrs?..he must be out trying to find a hooker...lol

Martin 12-18-2006 08:10 PM

Yes I've messed with a few hookers.. I had a few that lived in my building (roommates) and I'd come home and go up there and get blowjobs from them once and awhile when I was drunk. They were pretty hot. They stripped too. Never fucked a stripper just blowjobs and handjobs and Id fell them up and what not.. Thats going back about 4 years ago now. Good times.

gornyhuy 12-18-2006 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11548433)
is getting a hand job in a massage parlor considered getting a hooker?

if so, then I guess I have....

ditto - does that count?

MikeVega 12-18-2006 09:35 PM

I've never had a hooker in the sense of arranged payment. I've hung out with girls that i knew were going to bang me .. maybe paid for a few drinks .. then hit the sleazy motel .. but even that was 10 years ago. and is banging a model the same as a hooker? it's kinda a biz related thing. I think i can say i never truly fucked a Hooker in the sense of the word

starpimps 12-18-2006 09:41 PM

lol i dont need hookers...but an escort is different
i swear, lool

jpwhits 12-18-2006 09:45 PM

I had a hooker in Troll City

dynastoned 12-18-2006 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11548473)
I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Unless you're a virgin then you have paid for pussy. I don't care what you say before you get some snapper it's been paid for. Whether it's time, dinner, drinks, events, whatever. It has been paid for. :2 cents:

dissipate 12-18-2006 09:51 PM

Hooker or not, you're paying for the sex in some way shape or form.

wyldworx 12-18-2006 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin (Post 11550112)
Yes I've messed with a few hookers.. I had a few that lived in my building (roommates) and I'd come home and go up there and get blowjobs from them once and awhile when I was drunk. They were pretty hot. They stripped too. Never fucked a stripper just blowjobs and handjobs and Id fell them up and what not.. Thats going back about 4 years ago now. Good times.

Thats funny!:1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 12-18-2006 09:59 PM

I Cant Confirm Or Deny That

DarkJedi 12-19-2006 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 11549053)
so what you're saying is that you can't get it for free so you have to pay some used up hoe to get laid and than insult everyone that has never fucked a hooker since they can get laid for free so you feel better about yourself?

Yuo have readung comprehension? Thats not what i'm saying.

I'm saying that any man has been with a hooker/escort at least once. Otherwise he is a liar, gay or a virgin.

DarkJedi 12-19-2006 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 11549348)
I am so glad I am not the only one that noticed the recent pluralization...

Thats because the resident morons started to use my trademarked "FACT" in their threads. So i've come up with something different to stand out.

Vendzilla 12-19-2006 08:57 AM

I was in the Navy, so yes, I've been with a few hookers, but only a few in this country, unless you count Hawaii, then I've been with a lot of hookers in this country

Nylz 12-19-2006 09:01 AM

Never had one, didn't really feel the need to.. :)

BlackCrayon 12-19-2006 09:32 AM

there are plenty of sluts out there, no need for hookers.

porn blogger 12-19-2006 04:58 PM

never gotten a hooker... you have to be either (1) ugly, or (2) a loser, or (3) all of the above if you cant get pussy from a girl without paying.


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