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DarkJedi · 07-21-2002, 01:54 PM

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

RW316 · 07-21-2002, 01:59 PM

April 20, 2072
at the age of 87 years old.

wat was your score?

beemk · 07-21-2002, 02:00 PM

15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

wtf who does that?

22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

beemk · 07-21-2002, 02:02 PM

July 27, 2073
at the age of 91 years old.

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Speedy26 · 07-21-2002, 02:08 PM

November 17, 2019
at the age of 47 years old.

Bummer

reddawg · 07-21-2002, 02:13 PM

I have a month to go, does someone want to be adopted as I have no family to leave my avs biz to.

Speedy26 · 07-21-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reddawg
I have a month to go, does someone want to be adopted as I have no family to leave my avs biz to.

do i have to cut your lawn?

Pathfinder · 07-21-2002, 02:26 PM

Five years left.

Babaganoosh · 07-21-2002, 02:26 PM

March 10, 2031
at the age of 55 years old.

TheApostate · 07-21-2002, 02:27 PM

January 5, 2044
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Confusion (6%)

reddawg · 07-21-2002, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Speedy26

do i have to cut your lawn?

Not important, but I will treat you like a redheaded stepchild

DamnFineOnline · 07-21-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Speedy26
November 17, 2019
at the age of 47 years old.

Bummer

damn you've even got me beat...

August 9, 2033
at the age of 53 years old.

Pathfinder · 07-21-2002, 02:43 PM

By the way it said from cancer. If that is the case they are wrong, because it would be instead a bullet.

Squishy · 07-21-2002, 05:45 PM

You can expect to die on:

June 26, 2014
at the age of 42 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Homicide (13%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

InsaneMidget · 07-21-2002, 06:04 PM

August 18, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Not a bad number at all.

dirtyone · 07-21-2002, 06:32 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 9, 2025
at the age of 52 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Morgan · 07-21-2002, 06:44 PM

July 22, 2002
at the age of 27 years old.

Cancer (0%)
Heart Attack (0%)
Electrolysis (0%)
Alien Abduction (100%)

Hmm... should i be worried???

Jax Meehoff · 07-21-2002, 06:46 PM

October 12, 2029
at the age of 54 years old.

maybe if i quit smoking i'll last longer.... fukit

archer · 07-21-2002, 06:49 PM

lol
March 16, 2037
at the age of 77 years old

nothing to worry about!

TopTGP · 07-21-2002, 06:53 PM

What kind of BS is this? 69 years old? Goddamit, I need to get in shape before then!

Morgan · 07-21-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RW316
April 20, 2072
at the age of 87 years old.

wat was your score?

Are you only 17?

some_idiot · 07-21-2002, 06:56 PM

September 11, 2034
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

, cool I'm hoping for the last one!

TopTGP · 07-21-2002, 06:58 PM

Hummm... Apparently, I'm gonna die of a heart attack... That's such bullshit. 21% chance of cancer

I'd rather die of alien abduction.. at least I'll get to die with a bunch of goofy lookin' buggers poking and prodding me.

mjrools23 · 07-21-2002, 07:48 PM

im good for a while...at the age of 102 years old.

SleazyDream · 07-21-2002, 07:55 PM

FUCK, 64. One year off my Canada social security check. No wonder they make it for age 65.

DennisS · 07-21-2002, 09:14 PM

December 16, 2041
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Overdose (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

TheApostate · 07-21-2002, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

Are you only 17?

yeah i think we determined that before when all the underagers came out of the closet

JayJay · 07-21-2002, 09:26 PM

October 16, 2037
at the age of 57 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (5%)

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07-21-2002, 02:26 PM	#9
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07-21-2002, 01:59 PM	#2
RW316 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,103	April 20, 2072 at the age of 87 years old. wat was your score?

07-21-2002, 02:08 PM	#5
Speedy26 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MI Posts: 950	November 17, 2019 at the age of 47 years old. Bummer

07-21-2002, 02:26 PM	#8
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,290	Five years left.

07-21-2002, 02:27 PM	#10
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	January 5, 2044 at the age of 67 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Heart Attack (12%) Homicide (11%) Horrible Accident (8%) Auto-Fellatio (8%) Contagious Disease (6%) Confusion (6%)

07-21-2002, 02:43 PM	#13
Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,290	By the way it said from cancer. If that is the case they are wrong, because it would be instead a bullet.

07-21-2002, 05:45 PM	#14
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	You can expect to die on: June 26, 2014 at the age of 42 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (19%) Homicide (13%) Electrolysis (9%) Alien Abduction (9%) Alcoholism (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Drowning (5%) Heart Attack (5%)

07-21-2002, 06:04 PM	#15
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	August 18, 2052 at the age of 69 years old. Cancer (26%) Heart Attack (20%) Electrolysis (10%) Alien Abduction (5%) Not a bad number at all.

07-21-2002, 06:32 PM	#16
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 9, 2025 at the age of 52 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (23%) Heart Attack (19%) Auto-Fellatio (9%) Alcoholism (7%) Suicide (6%) Drowning (5%) Alien Abduction (5%)

07-21-2002, 06:44 PM	#17
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	July 22, 2002 at the age of 27 years old. Cancer (0%) Heart Attack (0%) Electrolysis (0%) Alien Abduction (100%) Hmm... should i be worried???

07-21-2002, 06:46 PM	#18
Jax Meehoff Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Babys Mammas, Mammas House Posts: 60	October 12, 2029 at the age of 54 years old. maybe if i quit smoking i'll last longer.... fukit

07-21-2002, 06:49 PM	#19
archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	lol March 16, 2037 at the age of 77 years old nothing to worry about! __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

07-21-2002, 06:53 PM	#20
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	What kind of BS is this? 69 years old? Goddamit, I need to get in shape before then! __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

07-21-2002, 06:56 PM	#22
some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	September 11, 2034 at the age of 62 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (23%) Heart Attack (13%) Alien Abduction (11%) Alcoholism (8%) Homicide (7%) Drowning (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) , cool I'm hoping for the last one!

07-21-2002, 06:58 PM	#23
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Hummm... Apparently, I'm gonna die of a heart attack... That's such bullshit. 21% chance of cancer I'd rather die of alien abduction.. at least I'll get to die with a bunch of goofy lookin' buggers poking and prodding me. __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

07-21-2002, 07:48 PM	#24
mjrools23 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 1,604	im good for a while...at the age of 102 years old. Last edited by mjrools23; 07-21-2002 at 08:48 PM..

07-21-2002, 07:55 PM	#25
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	FUCK, 64. One year off my Canada social security check. No wonder they make it for age 65. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

07-21-2002, 09:14 PM	#26
DennisS Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N.Y.C Posts: 265	December 16, 2041 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (32%) Heart Attack (21%) Suicide (7%) Contagious Disease (7%) Homicide (7%) Auto-Fellatio (7%) Overdose (6%) Alcoholism (5%) __________________

07-21-2002, 09:26 PM	#28
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	October 16, 2037 at the age of 57 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (33%) Heart Attack (13%) Alcoholism (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Homicide (5%)