Take the Death Test !
 

April 20, 2072
at the age of 87 years old.


wat was your score?

15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

wtf who does that?



22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

July 27, 2073
at the age of 91 years old.



Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

November 17, 2019
at the age of 47 years old.


Bummer :)

I have a month to go, does someone want to be adopted as I have no family to leave my avs biz to.:(

do i have to cut your lawn?

Five years left.

March 10, 2031
at the age of 55 years old.

January 5, 2044
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Confusion (6%)

:Oh crap

Not important, but I will treat you like a redheaded stepchild:BangBang:

damn you've even got me beat...

August 9, 2033
at the age of 53 years old.

By the way it said from cancer. If that is the case they are wrong, because it would be instead a bullet.

You can expect to die on:


June 26, 2014
at the age of 42 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Homicide (13%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

August 18, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


Not a bad number at all. :Graucho

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 9, 2025
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

July 22, 2002
at the age of 27 years old.

Cancer (0%)
Heart Attack (0%)
Electrolysis (0%)
Alien Abduction (100%)

Hmm... should i be worried???:helpme

October 12, 2029
at the age of 54 years old.

maybe if i quit smoking i'll last longer.... fukit :stoned

lol
March 16, 2037
at the age of 77 years old

nothing to worry about!

What kind of BS is this? 69 years old? Goddamit, I need to get in shape before then!

:helpme

Are you only 17?

September 11, 2034
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

:thumbsup , cool I'm hoping for the last one!

Hummm... Apparently, I'm gonna die of a heart attack... That's such bullshit. 21% chance of cancer :(

I'd rather die of alien abduction.. at least I'll get to die with a bunch of goofy lookin' buggers poking and prodding me.

im good for a while...at the age of 102 years old.

FUCK, 64. One year off my Canada social security check. No wonder they make it for age 65.

December 16, 2041
at the age of 61 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Overdose (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

yeah i think we determined that before when all the underagers came out of the closet

October 16, 2037
at the age of 57 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (5%)