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  • DarkJedi
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    Take the Death Test !

    http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/
  • RW316
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 1103

    #2
    April 20, 2072
    at the age of 87 years old.


    wat was your score?

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    • beemk
      CLICK HERE
      • Jan 2002
      • 20829

      #3
      15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?

      wtf who does that?



      22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)
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      • beemk
        CLICK HERE
        • Jan 2002
        • 20829

        #4
        July 27, 2073
        at the age of 91 years old.



        Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


        12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
        Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
        The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
        10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
        4% have had team sex.
        8% work in the porn business.
        And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
        I host with Vacares

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        • Speedy26
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 950

          #5
          November 17, 2019
          at the age of 47 years old.


          Bummer
          http://www.amberscash.com webmaster {at} crazynakedchick [dot] com

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          • reddawg
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 1837

            #6
            I have a month to go, does someone want to be adopted as I have no family to leave my avs biz to.
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            • Speedy26
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 950

              #7
              Originally posted by reddawg
              I have a month to go, does someone want to be adopted as I have no family to leave my avs biz to.

              do i have to cut your lawn?
              http://www.amberscash.com webmaster {at} crazynakedchick [dot] com

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              • Pathfinder
                theking of trailer parks
                • Sep 2001
                • 2290

                #8
                Five years left.

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                • Babaganoosh
                  ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841

                  #9
                  March 10, 2031
                  at the age of 55 years old.
                  I like pie.

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                  • TheApostate
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 589

                    #10
                    January 5, 2044
                    at the age of 67 years old.


                    On that date you will most likely die from:

                    Cancer (36%)
                    Heart Attack (12%)
                    Homicide (11%)
                    Horrible Accident (8%)
                    Auto-Fellatio (8%)
                    Contagious Disease (6%)
                    Confusion (6%)

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                    • reddawg
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 1837

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Speedy26



                      do i have to cut your lawn?
                      Not important, but I will treat you like a redheaded stepchild
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                      • DamnFineOnline
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 348

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Speedy26
                        November 17, 2019
                        at the age of 47 years old.


                        Bummer
                        damn you've even got me beat...

                        August 9, 2033
                        at the age of 53 years old.

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                        • Pathfinder
                          theking of trailer parks
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 2290

                          #13
                          By the way it said from cancer. If that is the case they are wrong, because it would be instead a bullet.

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                          • Squishy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 1809

                            #14
                            You can expect to die on:


                            June 26, 2014
                            at the age of 42 years old.


                            On that date you will most likely die from:

                            Cancer (19%)
                            Homicide (13%)
                            Electrolysis (9%)
                            Alien Abduction (9%)
                            Alcoholism (7%)
                            Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
                            Drowning (5%)
                            Heart Attack (5%)

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                            • InsaneMidget
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 3767

                              #15
                              August 18, 2052
                              at the age of 69 years old.

                              Cancer (26%)
                              Heart Attack (20%)
                              Electrolysis (10%)
                              Alien Abduction (5%)


                              Not a bad number at all.

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                              • dirtyone
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 3706

                                #16
                                Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


                                August 9, 2025
                                at the age of 52 years old.


                                On that date you will most likely die from:

                                Cancer (23%)
                                Heart Attack (19%)
                                Auto-Fellatio (9%)
                                Alcoholism (7%)
                                Suicide (6%)
                                Drowning (5%)
                                Alien Abduction (5%)

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                                • Morgan
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 10520

                                  #17
                                  July 22, 2002
                                  at the age of 27 years old.

                                  Cancer (0%)
                                  Heart Attack (0%)
                                  Electrolysis (0%)
                                  Alien Abduction (100%)

                                  Hmm... should i be worried???
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                                  • Jax Meehoff
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 60

                                    #18
                                    October 12, 2029
                                    at the age of 54 years old.

                                    maybe if i quit smoking i'll last longer.... fukit

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                                    • archer
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 1721

                                      #19
                                      lol
                                      March 16, 2037
                                      at the age of 77 years old

                                      nothing to worry about!
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                                      Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

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                                      • TopTGP
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 546

                                        #20
                                        What kind of BS is this? 69 years old? Goddamit, I need to get in shape before then!

                                        I can't think of anything funny to say..

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                                        • Morgan
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 10520

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RW316
                                          April 20, 2072
                                          at the age of 87 years old.


                                          wat was your score?
                                          Are you only 17?
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                                          • some_idiot
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 1511

                                            #22
                                            September 11, 2034
                                            at the age of 62 years old.


                                            On that date you will most likely die from:

                                            Cancer (23%)
                                            Heart Attack (13%)
                                            Alien Abduction (11%)
                                            Alcoholism (8%)
                                            Homicide (7%)
                                            Drowning (7%)
                                            Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

                                            , cool I'm hoping for the last one!

                                            This AVS pays my mortgage!

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                                            • TopTGP
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 546

                                              #23
                                              Hummm... Apparently, I'm gonna die of a heart attack... That's such bullshit. 21% chance of cancer

                                              I'd rather die of alien abduction.. at least I'll get to die with a bunch of goofy lookin' buggers poking and prodding me.
                                              I can't think of anything funny to say..

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                                              • mjrools23
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 1604

                                                #24
                                                im good for a while...at the age of 102 years old.
                                                Last edited by mjrools23; 07-21-2002, 07:48 PM.
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                                                • SleazyDream
                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 41470

                                                  #25
                                                  FUCK, 64. One year off my Canada social security check. No wonder they make it for age 65.
                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                  • DennisS
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 265

                                                    #26
                                                    December 16, 2041
                                                    at the age of 61 years old.


                                                    On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                    Cancer (32%)
                                                    Heart Attack (21%)
                                                    Suicide (7%)
                                                    Contagious Disease (7%)
                                                    Homicide (7%)
                                                    Auto-Fellatio (7%)
                                                    Overdose (6%)
                                                    Alcoholism (5%)

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                                                    • TheApostate
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 589

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ganjasaurus


                                                      Are you only 17?
                                                      yeah i think we determined that before when all the underagers came out of the closet

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                                                      • JayJay
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 3739

                                                        #28
                                                        October 16, 2037
                                                        at the age of 57 years old.


                                                        On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                        Cancer (33%)
                                                        Heart Attack (13%)
                                                        Alcoholism (9%)
                                                        Alien Abduction (7%)
                                                        Homicide (5%)

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