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#51 |
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50 rabid dogs.......
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what? that shit is weak, looks more like a good scratch if ya ask me.
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That sucks bro
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you should go and see a doctor right away
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the trick is not to run and stand there and dont make eye contact.
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#59 |
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Are you still alive?
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#60 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Ouch man, looks painful.
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ouch........
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ohhh...God! that was so freakin' nasty...feel sorry for you bro...
next time, just be more careful...take care... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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was the dogs eyes red? if so it could have been pure evil, and you should find some holy water to pour on that wound.
i would hope that if you turned up at the hospital a+e and pointed to your wound and then growled at them they would understand! |
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i got bit today too
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Next time take the Cesar Milan (The Dog Whisperer) Approach.
Avert your gaze and don't show the dog your teeth. OWN YOUR SPACE. Don't run, or make sudden movements, don't be afraid just be completely confident and that your space is YOURS, stay calm and assertive... at most he might nip a bit or sniff at you but if you hold your ground and don't make any eye contact or flee, you won't get bit 99.9% of the time. |
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It's probably territorial or sensed insecurity or distraction in you. Dogs generally don't just bite "unprovoked", there is always provocation oen way or another. Sometimes even just a negative thought process can bring it on.
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I don't know if you've ever been to a place like this, but I wasn't exaggerating when I said there were more stray dogs than people... I can see 4 of them out my window on my block right now just hanging around. I walked by with a DVD from the video store and didn't even notice it there, just like the other 900 dogs I walk by every day. There's something wrong with it and it should be killed, plain and simple.
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dood, thats fucked up
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#73 |
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Maybe it's sick or something. Dogs generally don't do things without a purpose, it's just not how they're hardwired. I doubt they have regular vaccination schedules down there. You seriously should go to the hospital!
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quit wearing that porkchop cologne!
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#75 |
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Sorry to hear man... keep us updated
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#76 |
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Do you read threads at all or just post in them? Just curious.
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I got MAD spanish skillz!! What u talkin' bout Willis!
MALDICION Porque Fuze Porque! ![]() ![]() (does this mean the beach trip is off? ![]() ![]()
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scarry shit
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#79 |
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Wow, dude, this really sucks. Be strong, for the next few days you're gonna need change your opinion about dogs.
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oh man, that sucks.
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They gave me some heavy duty antibiotics to prevent infection in the bite, which apparantly can cause liver failure if I drink with them
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Ouch man!!
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damn dude..... most of those dogs look so peaceful..... good luck with that
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#85 |
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I dont wanna be the asshole, but come on...its really not that bad.
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lol at least he missed biting your ass.. I bet that would be hard to live down.
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beach is the only way t spend Xmas lol ![]() if you start foamin at the mouth tho, Ima have to punch ya in the head or have you shot or somethin ;p ![]() (more drinking for me either way ;p)
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i don't get how people can live in a country and not be able to speak the language. i know my sister did it in korea for a year, not sure how though.
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Dude either is was a big dog or he jumped really high to bite you..it must of been pissed..
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that must be hurt... u should think of payback to that dog.. I did that once :-)
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ouch
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So have you had the dog killed since or what?
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hey fuze, you should go to the hospital. next time, run faster. ;p
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Damn bro....I hope you feel better.
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