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![]() Looks like tomorrow I get to figure out how to deal with animal control and rabies vaccinations in a country where I don't really speak the language
![]() Fucking thing went from lying down on the sidewalk to biting me and chasing me down the street in 2 seconds... I was just walking by from the video store (stray dogs lying around in public are very normal here, although this one has an owner who lives at the house it was lying in front of). ![]() ![]() |
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sure your gf didnt get pissed?
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I would suggest going to the hospital right now, I wouldnt leave an open wound like that, its just going to get infected if not treated propery ASAP.
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Waiting on my buddy the translator to call me back, can't really go to the hospital without him. |
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Doin fine
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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You've been living there a year! Stripper Spanish isn't good enough, get learnin' my son!
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sorry about the bite, but the rest is hot. we need more pics.
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Damn looks nasty..get that looked at asap
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How To Deal With A Serious Injury
Step 1: Take pics Step 2: Post on GFY Step 3: Go to hospital ![]() |
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head to Cima immediately ;)
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I's sue the owner and tell him to put his or her rabid mutt on a leash.
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Go to your doctor and ask for an anti-rabies vaccine.
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omg thanks!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------- People I am handling it fine, the spanish and third world country comments were me being humourous and trying to lighten the situation. My ride will be here in a few minutes and I'm going straight to the hospital. You guys can stop replying with "better go see a doctor" now ![]() |
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Just go to the hospital point to your wound and say "El Chupacabra". They'll know what to do.
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Ouch. That sucks.
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omggosh Wtfbbq! You Need To Go To The Doctor And Get A Raybeez Shawt Like Omgosh! Like, Id Totally Sue The Dog Owner FOR $1MILLION DOLL HAIRS
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go and see the doctor, you've got rabies
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Did you go to the doctor yet?
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dam Rob that sucks, I had a dog bite me years ago, ever since then I don't trust any animal except if it's mine and sometimes I don't even trust my dog, lol... it could be alot worse' ![]() next time look at the dog first and don't get caught by the dog staring... they do not like that hope this helps ![]() well seeya in vegas ? |
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YARGH! I hear Ted speaks pretty decent Spanish. Give him a call. You have his number right?
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So Fucking Banned
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wooof woooooooooooooooooooooof
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You need to get a bat and go kill that fucking dog.
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Are you howling at the moon?
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i hope you dont get some crazy rabies buddy
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wow... that just hurt..
btw, that safety and dangerous dog pic sure helps
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#38 |
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Well that was fun... got a rabies shot and a prescription for some hardcore antibiotics which apparantly cannot be mixed with alcohol
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I donno about you...But I had a pitbull dog charge me down one day.. I stood my ground and when he came close I did a quick Kick stright foward and back.. The force of my foot hitting his Jaw made him do a circle on the ground..It snaped him out of the trance he was in and he ran off..
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I got one good kick in after it bit me the first time which allowed me to run away... I was wearing sandals though so I had to sort of stomp downwards, didn't really want to have my toes anywhere near that mouth ![]() |
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LOL cuz of course dogs don't bite people ina ny other country in the world ?
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I think this statment only applies to Jeff hehe
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Costa Rica still rocks. :-)
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serves you right
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Ouch, sorry about that. I hope it gets better soon.
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