Robin Williams for President - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 12-17-2006, 05:02 PM

I got this via email and found it rather amusing.....

Robin Williams has a plan that will fix everything. Here he is with a shirt saying "I love NY" in Arabic and his "plan".

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...

scardog · 12-17-2006, 05:07 PM

Let's wait and see if the rehab takes. Plus, didn't he marry his kids Nanny? ;)

Ohface · 12-17-2006, 05:10 PM

Fuck it.He's one of my favorite actors but I gotta admit he's a wacko at times...

GAMEFINEST · 12-17-2006, 05:14 PM

loll that shieet is funnyyyy

scardog · 12-17-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ohface

Fuck it.He's one of my favorite actors but I gotta admit he's a wacko at times...

Yep, I absolutely loved him in "Dead Poet's Society."

aico · 12-17-2006, 05:15 PM

Sounds good, he has my vote.

Daruma · 12-17-2006, 05:20 PM

don't live in the USA anymore - but I don't see a problem with most of what he says

notabook · 12-17-2006, 05:23 PM

Williams played Spore at E3.

-nuff' said.

xclusive · 12-17-2006, 05:26 PM

Mostly valid points

Z · 12-17-2006, 05:30 PM

Sounds great...he has my vote.

12-17-2006, 05:38 PM

You can't NOT interfere with other countries or you end up with oil that costs $300 a barrel and the US economy shuts down.
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the way it is. It IS about oil.

12-17-2006, 05:39 PM

You think Robin Williams actually said those things? He's super liberal and a lot of those items are super conservative.
No hollywood actor would say anything against immigrants

lol, nevermind
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

JFK · 12-17-2006, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Z

Sounds great...he has my vote.

Mine too

reynold · 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM

This government needs that kind of change. God Bless America!

mattz · 12-17-2006, 08:22 PM

that shit actually sounds good

Spunky · 12-17-2006, 08:24 PM

Robin is hilarious..one of my all time favorites

fallenmuffin · 12-17-2006, 08:27 PM

If someone had the balls to do that.. my god the world would be a better place

tony286 · 12-17-2006, 08:30 PM

he didnt say that

JasonB · 12-17-2006, 08:39 PM

it's false
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

shekinah · 12-17-2006, 08:54 PM

What will happen if ever he's elected as president? I think it would be fun

OG LennyT · 12-17-2006, 08:59 PM

surprised he would make a conservative stance since he is a well-known bleeding heart liberal....

interesting

digifan · 12-17-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Robin is hilarious..one of my all time favorites

I am a big fan of him too.. and agree with the charm and beauty school point

sniperwolf · 12-17-2006, 10:16 PM

he definitely is a comedian.. hehehe

rodney25 · 12-17-2006, 11:03 PM

That's a winning political platform.

madawgz · 12-17-2006, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohface

Fuck it.He's one of my favorite actors but I gotta admit he's a wacko at times...

most of the time you mean

Webby · 12-17-2006, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

surprised he would make a conservative stance since he is a well-known bleeding heart liberal....

interesting

DUH?? This is the internet. Robin Williams never said any of that and email only exists for spammers, bullshitters and domain registrars who tell you they just cut off your domains

Joe Citizen · 12-18-2006, 01:56 AM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

It's fake you dumbshits. GFY would have to have the lowest average IQ of any forum in the world. No wonder its full of scammers, spammers and sigwhores

aico · 12-18-2006, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Citizen

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

It's fake you dumbshits. GFY would have to have the lowest average IQ of any forum in the world. No wonder its full of scammers, spammers and sigwhores

Don't forget those idiots that don't read the posts in the thread and post something that has already been posted... those idiots are the worst.

sacX · 12-18-2006, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Don't forget those idiots that don't read the posts in the thread and post something that has already been posted... those idiots are the worst.

perhaps it needed re-iterating because it clearly hadn't gotten through.

Joe Citizen · 12-18-2006, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Don't forget those idiots that don't read the posts in the thread and post something that has already been posted... those idiots are the worst.

Oh, I saw the Snopes link had been posted multiple times but the dumbshits just kept on posting. I felt it was my duty to beat them over the head with it.

The funny thing is, it doesn't even sound like something Robin Williams would pen. But dumbshits are easy to fool.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-18-2006, 02:36 AM

I feel bad because I always associate him with herpes.

sicone · 12-18-2006, 02:39 AM

you mean everything I read on the internet isnt true?

baycouples · 12-18-2006, 02:51 AM

There are only 5 Hollywood actors that I hate with all my heart. This guy is one of them. I can't stand him. And if this is really his "plan" - he's also a moron.

12-17-2006, 05:02 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,027	Robin Williams for President I got this via email and found it rather amusing..... Robin Williams has a plan that will fix everything. Here he is with a shirt saying "I love NY" in Arabic and his "plan". 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while . 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

12-17-2006, 05:10 PM	#3
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12-17-2006, 05:14 PM	#4
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12-17-2006, 05:20 PM	#7
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12-17-2006, 05:23 PM	#8
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Williams played Spore at E3. -nuff' said. __________________

12-17-2006, 05:07 PM	#2
scardog Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 886	Let's wait and see if the rehab takes. Plus, didn't he marry his kids Nanny? ;)

12-17-2006, 05:15 PM	#6
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Sounds good, he has my vote.

12-17-2006, 05:26 PM	#9
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12-17-2006, 05:30 PM	#10
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Sounds great...he has my vote.

12-17-2006, 05:38 PM	#11
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	You can't NOT interfere with other countries or you end up with oil that costs $300 a barrel and the US economy shuts down. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's the way it is. It IS about oil.

12-17-2006, 05:39 PM	#12
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	You think Robin Williams actually said those things? He's super liberal and a lot of those items are super conservative. No hollywood actor would say anything against immigrants lol, nevermind http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp Last edited by teh ghey; 12-17-2006 at 05:41 PM..

12-17-2006, 08:19 PM	#14
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	This government needs that kind of change. God Bless America!

12-17-2006, 08:22 PM	#15
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	that shit actually sounds good

12-17-2006, 08:24 PM	#16
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12-17-2006, 08:27 PM	#17
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	If someone had the balls to do that.. my god the world would be a better place

12-17-2006, 08:30 PM	#18
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	he didnt say that

12-17-2006, 08:39 PM	#19
JasonB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,183	it's false http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

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12-18-2006, 01:56 AM	#27
Joe Citizen Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,552	http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp It's fake you dumbshits. GFY would have to have the lowest average IQ of any forum in the world. No wonder its full of scammers, spammers and sigwhores

12-18-2006, 02:36 AM	#31
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I feel bad because I always associate him with herpes.

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12-18-2006, 02:51 AM	#33
baycouples Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,341	There are only 5 Hollywood actors that I hate with all my heart. This guy is one of them. I can't stand him. And if this is really his "plan" - he's also a moron.