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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648
    #1

    Late night TV informercial testimonials, lol

    Hi i'm greg, i used to have aids a fat wife and no money, then i bought this tupperwear set and somehow my life got turned around! now will all the time and money i've saved with this set, i don't have aids anymore and am dating a supermodel !

    have you guys listened to how dramatic they make shit sound like buying tupperwear or fruit juicers etc
    I like turtles.
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    • je_rome
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 6846
      #2
      loo..i bet that didn't work. so pathetic for a tupperware.
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        • The Other Steve
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 2106
          #3
          Think how much they must pay for those television spots and then ask yourself if they would really run an ad that didn't make them money.
          Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

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            • DutchTeenCash
              I like Dutch Girls
              • Feb 2003
              • 21684
              #4
              nope not watching that my plasma isnt an aquarium

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                • georgeyw
                  58008 53773
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 9865
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  Hi i'm greg, i used to have aids a fat wife and no money, then i bought this tupperwear set and somehow my life got turned around! now will all the time and money i've saved with this set, i don't have aids anymore and am dating a supermodel !

                  have you guys listened to how dramatic they make shit sound like buying tupperwear or fruit juicers etc
                  My personal favorite is the idiot on the Blue Blockers sunglasses infomercial.

                  This guy puts on the blue blockers and says
                  "Wow man it's like everything is in 3D now"

                  TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                  "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47880
                      #6
                      those Real Estate ones are great too:

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271
                          #7
                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                          My personal favorite is the idiot on the Blue Blockers sunglasses infomercial.

                          This guy puts on the blue blockers and says
                          "Wow man it's like everything is in 3D now"

                          LoL. I wanna see that guy saying that line in person.

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                            • sonofsam
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 18648
                              #8
                              Originally posted by The Other Steve
                              Think how much they must pay for those television spots and then ask yourself if they would really run an ad that didn't make them money.
                              i am not questioning their effectiveness, i just find it really fucking funny i'm sure they make a killing off the ads though because majority of the world lacks common sense
                              I like turtles.

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                                • georgeyw
                                  58008 53773
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 9865
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                  LoL. I wanna see that guy saying that line in person.
                                  Just found this page :
                                  http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/
                                  All your favorite infomercials
                                  TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                  "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                    • tristan_D
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 7865
                                      #10
                                      ads are meant to be exaggerated.
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                                        • BiggleJones
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 2276
                                          #11
                                          I made an infomercial back in college...just found a couple clips:

                                          Clip 1
                                          Clip 2

                                          gotta re-encode them at somepoint...

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                                            • Pim(P)
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 583
                                              #12
                                              The most funny thing is that it does work. People are actually buying that crap because they see the people on tv being really happy with the product.

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                                                • sonofsam
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 18648
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by BiggleJones
                                                  I made an infomercial back in college...just found a couple clips:

                                                  Clip 1
                                                  Clip 2

                                                  gotta re-encode them at somepoint...
                                                  I like turtles.

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                                                    • BiggleJones
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 2276
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Pim(P)
                                                      The most funny thing is that it does work. People are actually buying that crap because they see the people on tv being really happy with the product.
                                                      I wont lie...I bought the Don Lapre: Making Money Package like 5 years back. Most of the shit they sell actually works, but you just gotta stick with it. Which no one does.

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