Dreaming of a PINK XMAS... (NEED YOUR HELP!) - GoFuckYourself.com

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 11:34 AM

All I want for Xmas is...

To give YOU something.

NOT chlymedia
NOT a sex doll made from fruit cake
NOT a bukkake-style face full of eggnog
NOT front row seats at a Tijuana "reindeer show"
Something much better!!!
...email from ME!

I spend waaaay more time that I should making the semi-weekly FLASHCA$H Newsletter silly and fun. It's more of a weekly laugh from me than an official marketing email.

(more examples below)

So, when we transitioned to NATS several months ago, lots of people?s subscriptions got messed up. It will make me feel sooo good (and help me keep my job) if you could confirm for me that you are receiving the emails.

All FLASHCA$H affiliates are technically signed up to get it. If you are a FC affiliate and don?t get it, log in and confirm that you are checked to receive the mail from me.*

(you may have to allow mail from [email protected])

You can also get the newsletter (and free CDs etc) by signing up for FLASHCA$H.

THANK YOU!!
-Halcyon

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TurboAngel · 12-15-2006, 11:37 AM

I love the tree!

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 11:38 AM

tASSy · 12-15-2006, 11:38 AM

is that the same tree from last year? awww poor thing! it's lost so many branches!

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 11:40 AM

more old Newsletter samples:

Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.*

Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.
No such luck.
Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.
But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.
When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?

Manowar · 12-15-2006, 11:40 AM

hahah good stuff

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

is that the same tree from last year? awww poor thing! it's lost so many branches!

Yup, but still kicking!!!

HAPPYPEEKERS · 12-15-2006, 11:40 AM

You are hilarious lol

Just Rob · 12-15-2006, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

is that the same tree from last year? awww poor thing! it's lost so many branches!

DAMNIT HAL YOU'RE LETTING THE LOVE FERN DIE!!!

seeric · 12-15-2006, 11:41 AM

hahahaha i wonder how many people get that pic

the grinch stole christmas. lol

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 11:43 AM

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 11:53 AM

Magalie · 12-15-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Rob

DAMNIT HAL YOU'RE LETTING THE LOVE FERN DIE!!!

LOL

(Ok, maybe Im the only one who found that funny, but I really did !! But I wonder what you're doing quoting chick flicks

lol)

ronaldo · 12-15-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Good one. That made me laugh.

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 12:14 PM

Manowar · 12-15-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Cumplaywithme · 12-15-2006, 12:20 PM

good stuff!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-15-2006, 12:37 PM

damn, i had my fingers crossed for those tijuana reindeer show tickets!

i guess there's still santa...

tASSy · 12-15-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Yup, but still kicking!!!

yaaay! please plant her somewhere after this year, i dont think she has much time left. this is my tree this year:

she's since been decorated with pink bulbs and pretty pink glass piggy ornaments women have sent me!

Z · 12-15-2006, 01:59 PM

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Damn man...

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Damn man...

I love you, too.

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

yaaay! please plant her somewhere after this year, i dont think she has much time left. this is my tree this year:

she's since been decorated with pink bulbs and pretty pink glass piggy ornaments women have sent me!

the whole place looks gorgeous!

sicone · 12-15-2006, 03:29 PM

I'm not getting it, better login in and check my settings

sicone · 12-15-2006, 03:29 PM

I'm not getting it, better login in and check my settings

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

I'm not getting it, better login in and check my settings

Thanks for checking. If you find anything out, please let me know!

MrPinks · 12-15-2006, 03:39 PM

Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page!

MrPinks · 12-15-2006, 03:40 PM

Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page!

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPinks

Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page!

My pleasure!!! more to come!

cj_purve · 12-15-2006, 08:10 PM

hahahahahahahahha those pink velvet pants are wrong on so many levels
i love them!! LOL

llporter · 12-15-2006, 08:35 PM

good stuff

Halcyon · 12-15-2006, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj_purve

hahahahahahahahha those pink velvet pants are wrong on so many levels
i love them!! LOL

ha ha! thank ya! They are quite the festive trousers!

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 11:29 AM

....walking in a winter wonderland!!!!!

seeric · 12-18-2006, 11:39 AM

add me to the list hal

bopha · 12-18-2006, 11:43 AM

I love this thread...pink is the new black.

_Richard_ · 12-18-2006, 11:43 AM

this is a funny thread.. lol

R

Yngwie · 12-18-2006, 11:47 AM

bet you would love if the snow was pink on xmas ;)

RobertD · 12-18-2006, 11:53 AM

Halcyon,

The box in my profile is unchecked, but I don't think I've been recieving these emails.

wm1031

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobertD

Halcyon,

The box in my profile is unchecked, but I don't think I've been recieving these emails.

wm1031

Thank you! That is super helpfull. I'll try to figure out what is up.

p.s. nice sig recommendations! "Manufacturing Consent" baby!

RuthB · 12-18-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

hahaha.. a Charlie Brown Christmas?

LauraLee · 12-18-2006, 01:01 PM

Halcyon, you are worth your weight in everything PINK!!!

spideriux · 12-18-2006, 01:24 PM

checking right now

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

Halcyon, you are worth your weight in everything PINK!!!

awww! thank you!!!

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth

hahaha.. a Charlie Brown Christmas?

lol! my roomie calls it out "Charlie Brown Tree"

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

bet you would love if the snow was pink on xmas ;)

Isn't the first Cat in the Hat book about that?

From there to here
from here to there
Funny things
are everywhere!!

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 02:11 PM

OG LennyT · 12-18-2006, 02:15 PM

bahahahaha

Halcyon · 12-18-2006, 02:26 PM

Halcyon · 12-20-2006, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

lol! my roomie calls it out "Charlie Brown Tree"

err... "OUR" tree, I mean.

shekinah · 12-20-2006, 06:03 PM

Good stuff, I like the pink

12-15-2006, 11:34 AM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Dreaming of a PINK XMAS... (NEED YOUR HELP!) All I want for Xmas is... To give YOU something. NOT chlymedia NOT a sex doll made from fruit cake NOT a bukkake-style face full of eggnog NOT front row seats at a Tijuana "reindeer show" Something much better!!! ...email from ME! I spend waaaay more time that I should making the semi-weekly FLASHCA$H Newsletter silly and fun. It's more of a weekly laugh from me than an official marketing email. (more examples below) So, when we transitioned to NATS several months ago, lots of people?s subscriptions got messed up. It will make me feel sooo good (and help me keep my job) if you could confirm for me that you are receiving the emails. All FLASHCA$H affiliates are technically signed up to get it. If you are a FC affiliate and don?t get it, log in and confirm that you are checked to receive the mail from me.* (you may have to allow mail from [email protected]) You can also get the newsletter (and free CDs etc) by signing up for FLASHCA$H. THANK YOU!! -Halcyon *To make sure you are set to "recieve" my emails: 1) Log in. 2) click ?edit? by your name on the upper left. 3) make sure the box is UNCHECKED saying ?[] Please do not send any mailings to me? __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-15-2006, 11:38 AM	#3
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	__________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-15-2006, 11:38 AM	#4
tASSy Spread The Pink! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: pinktown! Posts: 8,229	is that the same tree from last year? awww poor thing! it's lost so many branches! __________________ tassyPINK ICQ ~ 318097066 *

12-15-2006, 11:40 AM	#5
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	more old Newsletter samples: Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned. I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.* Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago. At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.) But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com. I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity. No such luck. Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting. But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent. When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I AM THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com) Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm? __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-15-2006, 11:40 AM	#8
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12-15-2006, 11:37 AM	#2
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I love the tree!

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	hahahaha i wonder how many people get that pic the grinch stole christmas. lol

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Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	__________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-15-2006, 11:53 AM	#12
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	__________________ HAL on TEDx:

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12-15-2006, 12:20 PM	#17
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12-15-2006, 03:39 PM	#26
MrPinks Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,767	Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page!

12-15-2006, 03:40 PM	#27
MrPinks Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: FL Posts: 1,767	Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page!

12-15-2006, 08:10 PM	#29
cj_purve Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,065	hahahahahahahahha those pink velvet pants are wrong on so many levels i love them!! LOL

12-15-2006, 08:35 PM	#30
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	good stuff

12-18-2006, 11:29 AM	#32
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	....walking in a winter wonderland!!!!! __________________ HAL on TEDx:

12-18-2006, 11:39 AM	#33
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	add me to the list hal

12-18-2006, 11:43 AM	#34
bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	I love this thread...pink is the new black.

12-18-2006, 11:43 AM	#35
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	this is a funny thread.. lol R

12-18-2006, 11:47 AM	#36
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12-18-2006, 11:53 AM	#37
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12-18-2006, 01:01 PM	#40
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12-18-2006, 01:24 PM	#41
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12-18-2006, 02:11 PM	#45
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12-18-2006, 02:26 PM	#47
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12-20-2006, 06:03 PM	#49
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