Dreaming of a PINK XMAS... (NEED YOUR HELP!)
 

All I want for Xmas is...

To give YOU something.

NOT chlymedia
NOT a sex doll made from fruit cake
NOT a bukkake-style face full of eggnog
NOT front row seats at a Tijuana "reindeer show"
Something much better!!!
...email from ME!

I spend waaaay more time that I should making the semi-weekly FLASHCA$H Newsletter silly and fun. It's more of a weekly laugh from me than an official marketing email.

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(more examples below)

So, when we transitioned to NATS several months ago, lots of people?s subscriptions got messed up. It will make me feel sooo good (and help me keep my job) if you could confirm for me that you are receiving the emails.

All FLASHCA$H affiliates are technically signed up to get it. If you are a FC affiliate and don?t get it, log in and confirm that you are checked to receive the mail from me.*

(you may have to allow mail from [email protected])

You can also get the newsletter (and free CDs etc) by signing up for FLASHCA$H.


THANK YOU!!
-Halcyon
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*To make sure you are set to "recieve" my emails:

1) Log in.
2) click ?edit? by your name on the upper left.
3) make sure the box is UNCHECKED saying ?[] Please do not send any mailings to me?

I love the tree!

:)

more old Newsletter samples:

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Attorney general John Ashcroft has resigned.
I have mixed feelings since I played a pretty major role in his stepping down.*

Ya see, I met Mr. Ashcroft in an AOL chatroom about 2 years ago.
At first I was just sending him links to the GrannyFucking.com POTH (Picture Of The Hour.)

But then he went on this crazy surveillance kick. I tried to avoid contact with him. But after he threatened to have all my phones tapped, I hooked him up with memberships to FuckSpy, VoyeurDorm, DudeDorm, SexSpy, and SpyCams.com.
I figured he would check them out and satisfy his curiosity.
No such luck.
Before I knew it he was harassing me to buy his upskirt content that he had been shooting.
But it was really bad, taken with a camera phone, and obviously taken without these women?s consent.
When I pressed him for the 2257 documentation, he went on this crazy, ?I *AM* THE LAW!? tirade. Quite frankly, I was scared. So, a week ago, I simply forwarded one of his increasingly frequent and annoying emails to [email protected] and CC?d [email protected] (I still had W?s email from when he was a member of SimplyTranny.com)

Next thing ya know, the old man steps down. It kinda makes me wonder if I should share those GW diaper pics on my hard drive with the press. Hmmmm?

hahah good stuff

Yup, but still kicking!!!

You are hilarious lol

DAMNIT HAL YOU'RE LETTING THE LOVE FERN DIE!!! :mad:

hahahaha i wonder how many people get that pic

the grinch stole christmas. lol

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LOL :1orglaugh
(Ok, maybe Im the only one who found that funny, but I really did !! But I wonder what you're doing quoting chick flicks :winkwink: lol)

:1orglaugh Good one. That made me laugh.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good stuff!

damn, i had my fingers crossed for those tijuana reindeer show tickets! :(

i guess there's still santa...

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Damn man...

:)

I love you, too.

the whole place looks gorgeous!

I'm not getting it, better login in and check my settings

I'm not getting it, better login in and check my settings

Thanks for checking. If you find anything out, please let me know!

Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page! :thumbsup

Yeah, I love the tree too. BTW, thanks for the Burning Toe video comment you posted on my MySpace page! :thumbsup

My pleasure!!! more to come!

hahahahahahahahha those pink velvet pants are wrong on so many levels
i love them!! LOL

good stuff

ha ha! thank ya! They are quite the festive trousers!

....walking in a winter wonderland!!!!!

add me to the list hal

I love this thread...pink is the new black.

this is a funny thread.. lol

R

bet you would love if the snow was pink on xmas ;)

Halcyon,

The box in my profile is unchecked, but I don't think I've been recieving these emails.

wm1031

Thank you! That is super helpfull. I'll try to figure out what is up.

p.s. nice sig recommendations! "Manufacturing Consent" baby!

hahaha.. a Charlie Brown Christmas? :winkwink:

Halcyon, you are worth your weight in everything PINK!!! :)

checking right now :)

awww! thank you!!!

lol! my roomie calls it out "Charlie Brown Tree"

Isn't the first Cat in the Hat book about that?

From there to here
from here to there
Funny things
are everywhere!!

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bahahahaha

err... "OUR" tree, I mean.

Good stuff, I like the pink:)