Goldman sachs bonus of $600K per employee - GoFuckYourself.com

JP-pornshooter · 12-14-2006, 11:14 AM

WTF...
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMo...ory?id=2723990

They must be taking little too much on their paper fees..

Jace · 12-14-2006, 11:17 AM

damn,some of these kind of make you think

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You could provide immunizations for more than 40,000 impoverished children for a year ($37.5 million), then throw a birthday party for your daughter and one million of her closest friends ($60 million). You'd still have enough to buy a different color Rolls Royce for each day of the week ($2.5 million).

You could feed about 800,000 children for a year ($60 million), recreate the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston weddings four times over ($16 million), buy one of Mel Gibson's private islands ($15 million), and still remain a millionaire nine times over.

You could pay Harvard tuition for more than 1,500 students who couldn't afford it ($70.5 million), provide health care to over 1,000 Americans for a year ($7 million), and still have enough to buy a different Brioni designer suit for every single day of the year ($6,000 suits for all 365 days would cost $22 million).

You could take everyone in the country of Grenada to a Broadway show, then buy the most expensive apartment in New York City (a triplex penthouse at the Pierre Hotel, $70 million), and still have an extra $15 million dollars in your pocket — over 300 times the median income of the average American household.

You could buy every person in Kansas City a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes (147,000 pairs of $400 shoes comes out to about $60 million) and still have $40 million dollars left — that's more than 500 times the average doctor's salary in the United States (about $80,000).

You could buy 1,000 gala tables at your favorite charity's ball ($10 million), provide winter blankets for 350,000 children in developing countries ($14 million), personally pay Derek Jeter's salary for a year ($21 million), and still buy your own private Boeing jet ($55 million).

You still could not pay to insure Jennifer Lopez's backside though — rumored to be worth a cool $1 billion, according to the New York Post.

jact · 12-14-2006, 11:18 AM

Dayyyyyyymn, I'm gunna have to ask for a bigger Christmas Bonus. Jeez.

Busty · 12-14-2006, 11:20 AM

Wow, thats a nice bonus

sweetcuties · 12-14-2006, 11:29 AM

that's alot of coin

justsexxx · 12-14-2006, 11:30 AM

Well not everyone gets 600K

Some managers will get 20million...But yeah BIG BIG bonus...

Looks like adult is not the only way to make money :D

JP-pornshooter · 12-14-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jact

Dayyyyyyymn, I'm gunna have to ask for a bigger Christmas Bonus. Jeez.

Your gonna ask Moff ? Good luck with that..

Drake · 12-14-2006, 11:32 AM

Wow so much money out there

Mr. Romance · 12-14-2006, 11:35 AM

good bonus

Mr. Romance

JD · 12-14-2006, 11:39 AM

i'm a noob. what is goldman sachs?

Beejeebers · 12-14-2006, 11:39 AM

I used to be a financial advisor, biggest scam and oldest scam in the world.

Oh you made money on my advice? That's nice.

Oh you lost money on my advice? That's nice.

I get my commission either way...LOL

pornguy · 12-14-2006, 11:54 AM

If you think adult is the only way to make big money you need to get some time, and live

WiredGuy · 12-14-2006, 12:00 PM

I'm in the wrong business.
WG

CaptainHowdy · 12-14-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Beejeebers

I get my commission either way...LOL

! Why you stopped ?

AllStar · 12-14-2006, 12:07 PM

Yeah thats a crazy bonus. However ask those guys how it was 5 years ago ;)

Dildozer · 12-14-2006, 12:12 PM

If my investmenty firm pulled this kinda shit i'd take my money and move it somewhere else. Fuck that frivolous shit and the fucking fees.

BitAudioVideo · 12-14-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AllStar

Yeah thats a crazy bonus. However ask those guys how it was 5 years ago ;)

ill take 5 bad years for a bonus like that

xNetworx · 12-14-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Beejeebers

I used to be a financial advisor, biggest scam and oldest scam in the world.

Oh you made money on my advice? That's nice.

Oh you lost money on my advice? That's nice.

I get my commission either way...LOL

Ding Ding Ding

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